Are you insecure about your body?

[Simplex 4100U]

hmm... lets see

-Buddha/Beer belly(even though i've only had ONE beer in my entire life so far.)
-stretchmarks(i look freaking pregnant... by the way, i'm a dude.)
-acne problem
-my hair grows too fast(so every week, i end up with a pompadour/afro... go ahead and laugh, i do all the time.

--EDIT--

That's the most awesome thing in history. No doubt.

I'm so jealous.

wait, you know there's an actress who was in Quantum of Solace who has 12 fingers, right? Gemma Arterton has 6 fingers on each hand.

--2nd EDIT--

another thing i want to add to my list:

-275lbs = FAILING AT LIFE

this is one of the many reasons why i'm single.

 

[DQuaN]

My willy is too big.




(nearly 5 years and no infractions. Strange considering my lifestyle. Tis probably about to change!)

Here's to the 1st. In more ways than one!