Are you that guy?

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[edit]: Okay, it gave me Absolute Zero with a backhanded Liar Liar. Is it honestly that hard to believe that somebody wouldn’t do any of those?
 
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“Sorry there was an error processing your request.”

[edit]: Okay, it gave me Absolute Zero with a backhanded Liar Liar. Is it honestly that hard to believe that somebody wouldn’t do any of those?

Not really hard to believe at all, I was definitely guilty of two or three though.
 
I was rated cool too, I don't know 3/4's of that stuff. My neighbor would probably put yes to each of those though.
 
My rating was cool, apparently I'm not that guy. I think I answered yes to two maybe three questions.
 
It wouldn't process for me, but I said yes to two of them: referring to friends by their last name (two of my best friends and I have the same first name!), and thinking the Heroes girl was hot.

I mean she's not like, super hot, but hot nonetheless.
 
I got cool but for the life of me I didn't understand most of the questions on that quiz.
 
It wouldn't process for me, but I said yes to two of them: referring to friends by their last name (two of my best friends and I have the same first name!), and thinking the Heroes girl was hot.

I mean she's not like, super hot, but hot nonetheless.

I was guilty of the ringtones on my phone, although its usually on vibrate, using the word 'sick', and the one about abbreviating muscle groups.
 
I was rated as warm, apparently I fell in with the wrong crowd at a school in Cambridge! :lol:

But I do know a guy who literally is everything on that poll and is totally that guy... he's a total tosser though! :sly:

Robin.
 
I'm apparently that guy, but it's mostly stemming from sarcastic jokes that i share with my friends. :lol:
 
I think the muscle group one is legitimate - it's quick and easy. Who says "I worked on my pectorals today?"

The one about "we're pregnant" is hilarious, though - what an inane thing to say.
 
I had a few I said yes to - shortened muscle names (for the above mention reasons), bluetooth headset (come on, I have a PS3 - why wouldn't I use one?), Hayden Panettiere and sporting a goatee.

I see nothing wrong with any of the above.

Edit: I just answered all the questions a second time and received no result. I think this quiz is that guy.
 
I was rated "Cool".

I only clicked yes on three of those questions. All the others made an immediate chav warning pop into my head.

Hayden Frenchlastname is hot, and I never order my burgers from the menu. A couple times the waitress has been like "Soooo, you want..." and I interrupt her with "How about we decide what I want when I'm finished ordering it." Also, friends with benefits are great. Those are the only three I checked "yes" to.

What is a wine Rabbit? And why is it capitalized?

About the muscles, I think simply talking about your workout and putting an effort into it is borderline "that guy". The only reason I see to get big shiny muscles is if you're planning on competing or kicking ass. If you're doing it to impress yourself or others, you're certainly "that guy". Therefore, muscle-talk is a no-no. Don't try and show off to me, meathead, because men are men and there's no reason to show off to the guys at work. You trying to pick one of them up?
 
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A couple times the waitress has been like "Soooo, you want..." and I interrupt her with "How about we decide what I want when I'm finished ordering it."

Wow, you really are that guy.
 
I was called Scorching.

Ah, yeah - it's getting hot in here, boy-ee. Hot enough you might sweat the stamp from last night off your hand. But perspiration is good; hell, that's why you're gonna max out your lats and traps before you hit "da club" again and drop mad Benjamins on the two most important things in life; models and bottles.

:lol:
 
I'm cool but you all already knew that.

Am I that guy if I use some of these ironically? Such as calling people by their last name or calling major muscle groups by shortened names? I vote yes. Especially since I enjoy doing it, and it's not really ironic if you enjoy it. Unless your intentions are post-ironic, in which case you're just way too cool for the rest of us and I bow before you.

Sage is that guy. Interesting. I love italicizing that guy. Do it. It's fun.
 
I'm cool but you all already knew that.

Am I that guy if I use some of these ironically? Such as calling people by their last name or calling major muscle groups by shortened names? I vote yes. Especially since I enjoy doing it, and it's not really ironic if you enjoy it. Unless your intentions are post-ironic, in which case you're just way too cool for the rest of us and I bow before you.

Sage is that guy. Interesting. I love italicizing that guy. Do it. It's fun.

Doing these things ironically is definitely being that guy. Being in any way post-ironic is automatically being that guy.

EDIT: Actually, describing anything as "post"-something. There may be a few legitimate uses, but it's usually pretentious art jerks.

Here's another one: calling people you don't know condescending names like "bud" or "chief" is being that guy.
 
I got 'cool', but many of the questions were culturally biased.
 
A couple times the waitress has been like "Soooo, you want..." and I interrupt her with "How about we decide what I want when I'm finished ordering it."

:lol:


About the muscles, I think simply talking about your workout and putting an effort into it is borderline "that guy". The only reason I see to get big shiny muscles is if you're planning on competing or kicking ass. If you're doing it to impress yourself or others, you're certainly "that guy". Therefore, muscle-talk is a no-no. Don't try and show off to me, meathead, because men are men and there's no reason to show off to the guys at work. You trying to pick one of them up?

I'd like a pair of muscles, but I'm not that guy? I can't see how it makes you that guy...
 
Interestingly, I was described as "Cool", but with a description including all of the things I'd selected "no" for.
 
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