Ask a girl...

[chris100575]

Originally posted by sn00pie
What does it mean when a girl wants to have sex all the time?

It means you're not married...

 

[sn00pie]

Cool.

 

[JoniK]

Originally posted by sn00pie
What does it mean when a girl wants to have sex all the time?

I'm so confused.

It means she used to a man.

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
It means she is my kind of girl.

👍

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Originally posted by Attila_Da_Hun
👍

Not only are you 12 but I am pretty sure you are gay.

Why the hell are you giving the thumbs up to that?

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
Not only are you 12 but I am pretty sure you are gay.

Why the hell are you giving the thumbs up to that?

im 16 you little ****!
and btw, i am pretty happy right now.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Originally posted by Attila_Da_Hun
im 16 you little ****!

I like how you defend your age, but not your sexuality.

*Edit* Nice edit by the way 👍

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
I like how you defend your age, but not your sexuality.

*Edit* Nice edit by the way 👍

God damn you. I hate you.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Originally posted by Attila_Da_Hun
God damn you. I hate you.

Meh, just another name on the list.

 

[Duke]

Alright. Take this to PMs. The lady is holding court here, so quit spoiling it for her.

 

[Mopar Muscle]

Originally posted by Attila_Da_Hun
God damn you. I hate you.

Rumples alright, don't hate him.

 

[Belethdolien]

so, anyone else got any questions?

 

[Concept]

Not at this particular time, no.

 

[Jugend]

Originally posted by GilesGuthrie
Belethdolien: Why do girls ask questions when they don't want to know the answer?

I think this is a good one.

 

[Belethdolien]

oh, ok...

hm.. hard one..... can you give me an example?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Originally posted by Belethdolien
oh, ok...

hm.. hard one..... can you give me an example?

My girlfriend used to ask me "Oh, do you think that girl over there is cute?"

What the hell am I supposed to say to that!?

She knows I think she is cute.

If I say "Yes" I'm in ****, if I say "No" I'm in **** for lieing.

Damned if I do, damned if I don't.

 

[Belethdolien]

try to say "yes but you are cuter" then....

 

[Burnout]

That's a pretty good idea.

 

[Famine]

Originally posted by Belethdolien
oh, ok...

hm.. hard one..... can you give me an example?

"This dress or that dress?"

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Originally posted by Belethdolien
try to say "yes but you are cuter" then....

But you haven't seen my girlfriend.

This is her.

I found her swimming at Wasaga Beach trying to catch plankton in her teeth.

Now that you have seen her, how the hell do I say she is cuter?

 

[Gil]

Famine,
Just tell her that you like the way she looks in both of them. "Either one babe, you look HOT in both of those."

Andrew,
Stop that, you play nice.
(Damn, she's HOT!! )

 

[Famine]

"You're only saying that so you don't have to give an opinion"...

Been there, seen it, got the T-shirt (but I'm not allowed to wear it in public places)

 

[Gil]

Originally posted by Famine
"You're only saying that so you don't have to give an opinion"...

Been there, seen it, got the T-shirt (but I'm not allowed to wear it in public places)

Add this line:
"I'll only be trying to get you out of it later, or now"

 

[Belethdolien]

lol @ rumple foreskin

famine: just say your honest oppinion.

 

[Famine]

Originally posted by Belethdolien
lol @ rumple foreskin

famine: just say your honest oppinion.

It generally leads to "Why? What's wrong with the other one?"...

 

[Belethdolien]

then say your honest oppinion about the other one. if you lies to her, it dont lead to any good. but DONT say things like "its horible" or ugly and such...

 

[Jugend]

Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
But you haven't seen my girlfriend.

This is her.

Rumple, are you a Feeder?

 

[Zrow]

Ok, how about this: Why do women go to the bathroom in packs? If I need to piss, I'll piss by myself. I don't hold conversations in the bathroom.

 

[2ez2KiLL]

is that ur pic on ur avatar beleth?

 

[Belethdolien]

it can be diferent reasons. we dont only piss on the bathroom you know. we fix our hair or put on makeup and such. and talk. and when we puts on makeup and such, we need company. its a girl thing.