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Just remember, stop the Feline Exploitation
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from a guys perspective, I just don't use the word girlfriend or date or anything like that. . . If it happens it happens, don't go labeling someone a girlfriend because then you get too attached to someone you might not want. . .just be casual Friends :D
 
Originally posted by Nick_Johnston28
Why do girls always put them-selfs down? Do they want the guy to make compliments? :odd:


girls are like that, low self esteem, women arnt. and age doesnt make you one or the other.
 
okay...theres a question for women....why is it that when you ask if you can go to the pub to watch the footie you all say...yes, go have a good time....

are you sure sweetheart?....oh yes...i am sure..

when you come swanning home (5 hours later) pissed as a fart you all of a sudden get in a bad mood when all we are trying to do is make some sausages....i am sorry the floor is covered in bread, oil and flour, and that the fridge door is left open and i kicked the cat....you said i could go to the pub....didnt you?
 
Originally posted by TurboSmoke
okay...theres a question for women....why is it that when you ask if you can go to the pub to watch the footie you all say...yes, go have a good time....

are you sure sweetheart?....oh yes...i am sure..

when you come swanning home (5 hours later) pissed as a fart you all of a sudden get in a bad mood when all we are trying to do is make some sausages....i am sorry the floor is covered in bread, oil and flour, and that the fridge door is left open and i kicked the cat....you said i could go to the pub....didnt you?
Hi my name is english learn to speak me.
 
Originally posted by TurboSmoke
okay...theres a question for women....why is it that when you ask if you can go to the pub to watch the footie you all say...yes, go have a good time....

are you sure sweetheart?....oh yes...i am sure..

when you come swanning home (5 hours later) pissed as a fart you all of a sudden get in a bad mood when all we are trying to do is make some sausages....i am sorry the floor is covered in bread, oil and flour, and that the fridge door is left open and i kicked the cat....you said i could go to the pub....didnt you?

👍 I have always wondered that too.
 
Originally posted by darklegion_ca
Hi my name is english learn to speak me.

What was wrong with his post? I take it you're still back in primary school learning to read...:rolleyes:
Ok, his grammar wasn't top knotch, but it's a lot better than other peoples on her.

Ok Beth: If a girl says she 'wants to see you more' and basically says she likes you and you don't like her back, whats the best way to tell her that? Just give her a straight forward answer or dress it up so it's not so to the point :odd: :confused: ?
 
Originally posted by wee_man
What was wrong with his post? I take it you're still back in primary school learning to read...:rolleyes:
Ok, his grammar wasn't top knotch, but it's a lot better than other peoples on her.

Ok Beth: If a girl says she 'wants to see you more' and basically says she likes you and you don't like her back, whats the best way to tell her that? Just give her a straight forward answer or dress it up so it's not so to the point :odd: :confused: ?
Cuz this part makes no gd sence.

"all we are trying to do is make some sausages....i am sorry the floor is covered in bread, oil and flour, and that the fridge door is left open and i kicked the cat....you said i could go to the pub....didnt you?"
 
Originally posted by darklegion_ca
Cuz this part makes no gd sence.

"all we are trying to do is make some sausages....i am sorry the floor is covered in bread, oil and flour, and that the fridge door is left open and i kicked the cat....you said i could go to the pub....didnt you?"
You might get a better conversation with him if you re-wrote that like this :


CUZ THIS PART MAEKS NO GD SENCE

AL!11!!1 OMG WA R TRYNG 2 DO IS MAEK SOME SAUSAEGS..IM SORY TEH FLOR IS COVARED IN BREAD OIL AND FLOUR AND TAHT DA FRIDGE DOR IS LAFT OP3N AND I KIK3D DA U!!111!11!!11!!!1!!1 OMG WTF SADE I CUD GO 2 DA PUB..DIDNT1!!!!!1!1!111!1111111 OMG U?!???!? OMG WTF LOL

:D
 
Originally posted by miata13B
You might get a better conversation with him if you re-wrote that like this :


CUZ THIS PART MAEKS NO GD SENCE

AL!11!!1 OMG WA R TRYNG 2 DO IS MAEK SOME SAUSAEGS..IM SORY TEH FLOR IS COVARED IN BREAD OIL AND FLOUR AND TAHT DA FRIDGE DOR IS LAFT OP3N AND I KIK3D DA U!!111!11!!11!!!1!!1 OMG WTF SADE I CUD GO 2 DA PUB..DIDNT1!!!!!1!1!111!1111111 OMG U?!???!? OMG WTF LOL

:D

please - don't tell me u have access to my msn logs with him :confused:

just kidding kris - It's more than legible about 90% of the time
 
You like that taste of the sandy kitty your eating???

So anyways yeah, My Lady is leaving me for five months to work on a cruise dancing on Sunday and I am extremely depressed over this issue. . . how does a guy deal with this??? (trying to stay on topic)
 
Originally posted by darklegion_ca
Cuz this part makes no gd sence.

But a seven line sentence with three mis-spelled words, no clause and beginning with (I'm assuming) "because" does?

What TurboSmoke wrote made perfect sense - and contained no mis-spellings at all.


People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. You have absolutely no right at all to criticise someone else's standard of English when yours is so poor.
 
Originally posted by Famine
But a seven line sentence with three mis-spelled words, no clause and beginning with (I'm assuming) "because" does?

What TurboSmoke wrote made perfect sense - and contained no mis-spellings at all.


People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. You have absolutely no right at all to criticise someone else's standard of English when your's is so poor.

^ Ownage. However, did the King of Grammar forget an apostrophe? :eek:
 
No, actually, he did not. "your" is a pronoun. The use of an apostrphe on pronouns denotes an abreviation and conjunction of "is".

yours = possesive
your's = your is
 
your's

You \You\ ([=u]), pron. [Possess. Your ([=u]r) or Yours ([=u]rz); dat. & obj. You.] [OE. you, eou, eow, dat. & acc., AS. e['o]w, used as dat. & acc. of ge, g[=e], ye; akin to OFries. iu, io, D. u, G. euch, OHG. iu, dat., iuwih, acc., Icel. y[eth]r, dat. & acc., Goth. izwis; of uncertain origin. [root]189. Cf. Your.] The pronoun of the second person, in the nominative, dative, and objective case, indicating the person or persons addressed. See the Note under Ye.

Ye go to Canterbury; God you speed. --Chaucer.

Good sir, I do in friendship counsel you To leave this place. --Shak.

In vain you tell your parting lover You wish fair winds may waft him over. --Prior.

Note: Though you is properly a plural, it is in all ordinary discourse used also in addressing a single person, yet properly always with a plural verb. ``Are you he that hangs the verses on the trees, wherein Rosalind is so admired ?'' --Shak. You and your are sometimes used indefinitely, like we, they, one, to express persons not specified. ``The looks at a distance like a new-plowed land; but as you come near it, you see nothing but a long heap of heavy, disjointed clods.'' --Addison. ``Your medalist and critic are much nearer related than the world imagine.'' --Addison. ``It is always pleasant to be forced to do what you wish to do, but what, until pressed, you dare not attempt.'' --Hook. You is often used reflexively for yourself of yourselves. ``Your highness shall repose you at the tower.'' --Shak.


Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.


your's

Yours \Yours\ (["u]rz), pron. See the Note under Your.


Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.


your's

Thou \Thou\, pron. [Sing.: nom. Thou; poss. Thyor Thine; obj. Thee. Pl.: nom. You; poss. Youror Yours; obj. You.] [OE. thou, [thorn]u, AS. [eth][=u], [eth]u; akin to OS. & OFries. thu, G., Dan. & Sw. du, Icel. [thorn][=u], Goth. [thorn]u, Russ. tui, Ir. & Gael. tu, W. ti, L. tu, Gr. sy`, Dor. ty`, Skr. tvam. [root]185. Cf. Thee, Thine, Te Deum.] The second personal pronoun, in the singular number, denoting the person addressed; thyself; the pronoun which is used in addressing persons in the solemn or poetical style.

Art thou he that should come? --Matt. xi. 3.

Note: ``In Old English, generally, thou is the language of a lord to a servant, of an equal to an equal, and expresses also companionship, love, permission, defiance, scorn, threatening: whilst ye is the language of a servant to a lord, and of compliment, and further expresses honor, submission, or entreaty.'' --Skeat.

Note: Thou is now sometimes used by the Friends, or Quakers, in familiar discourse, though most of them corruptly say thee instead of thou.


Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.



Source - http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=your's
 
Ok, I've got a question for the girls on this thread.

Do you women even think about the potential responses to the phrases "I'm fat", "Do you think I look fat", or "Do you think she's pretty"?


I mean, what do you possibly want us to say to that. The only way I can see being able to answer those questions is if I were the gay friend.
 
well. . . Danoff, all my girlfriends guy friends are all gay. . . She says she is fat every single time. . . So I tell her if she thinks she is fat,I think she has no clue how thin she is. It is really the truth. . . finally one time I told her if she thinks she is dfat, I said I think I am gay. . . she has never asked me that question since and no I am not gay!
 
Yea, I tell my wife she's skinny all the time. She doesn't believe me. Since I'm married to her, I have no credibility on the matter. Imagine that.

So I say no, and she doesn't believe me. If I say nothing, it means yes. And I wouldn't say yes because it's not true.

If it were true, yes would be very dangerous though.

Edit: Even worse, if I say no she tries to justify her claim that she's fat to me and it just ends up depressing the crap out of her. But I can't not say anything because she'll think I'm calling her fat.

It's a lose lose situation.

I've confronted her about it and she admits to not knowing what I should say... but she still says it because she honestly thinks it.
 
Originally posted by danoff
Yea, I tell my wife she's skinny all the time. She doesn't believe me. Since I'm married to her, I have no credibility on the matter. Imagine that.

So I say no, and she doesn't believe me. If I say nothing, it means yes. And I wouldn't say yes because it's not true.

If it were true, yes would be very dangerous though.
tell her next time with a smile on your face that you think your gay and then see if she laughs. . . make sure you say it in a serious tone. . . Although you would be the judge if your wife would laugh at it or take it seriously, if she takes it seriously you might not want to do it, but if she bursts out into laughter you have misdirected the whole conversation :D
 
Misdirection.... interesting. But it doesn't solve the problem, which is that she thinks she's fat, or at least parts of her.
 
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