Assicons

[DQuaN]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called emoticons," where:
means a smile and
is a frown.



Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"

Here goes:



(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

 

[Dave A]

(__)
- Head up his ass

 

[DQuaN]

 

[F1GTR]

(.)(.)

Boobs.

(__)

Diarrhea

EDIT: Mods, if you find the boobies inappropiate, just tell me.

 

[TheCracker]

EDIT: Mods, if you find the boobies inappropiate, just tell me.

Boobies are never inappropiate!!

 

[TB]

Think we can get Jordan to add these to the smilies list?

Nice, Dunc. Very Nice. 👍

 

[Dave A]

(_X_) - Buried treasure

(_xxx_) Adult ass.

(((_!_))) - Shake that ass

 

[markj_87]

(_ _)

An alternative Dumb-ass!

(__)

Brown-Nose

 

[Danoff]

(.) tight ass
( U ) horse's ass
( ) bad ass
( ) dumb ass (mark beat me to it)

 

[Midnight Runner]

(_VW_) my VW golf's ass.

(_R_) Ricer dumb ass.

(__) An Alzeheimer ass.

 

[Lee]

(_£50_) - Fine Ass.

 

[El Gigante]

(_:tup:_)

Hmm...

 

[3-Wheel Drive]

(_:tup:_)

Hmm...

UFIA?

 

[El Gigante]

 

[opendriver]

(__) Diarrhea

(__________)
Oprah👍

 

[Evolution.]

(;; X ;;)

Hairy Ass

 

[somebody]

(_1/2_) My half-arsed effort

 

[Flame-returns]

[_!_)

Flattened ass.

 

[Kylehnat]

(__)

Pain in the ass.

 

[Evolution.]

(_

_)

Assassin.

and...


(__

__)

Asstronaut.

 

[Danny]

( | )

Just an ass. Nothing special here. Move along now.

 

[TB]

(__)

Hmm...

Just say no to kancho.

I don't give a ( : ) rat's ass. Second dot is it's tail, BTW

( )S( ) - Smelly ass (imagine cartoon stink lines)

( ) ( ) - Drunk off your ass

 

[El Gigante]

Haha, kancho.

 

[opendriver]

(_

_)
Tired ass

 

[Dougboy]

( Y )


thong?

 

[Flerbizky]

( Y )


thong?

Good call !...

 

[3-Wheel Drive]

( ! )
kicked ass

(T)
alternate thong

 

[Dave A]

__
(\|/) - Panties

 

[opendriver]

(_

_)
Not to sure what that might be...

 

[dylansan]

I don't want to know...