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Whitcomb Spontaneously Combusts During Warmup At French Grand Prix, Seat Open
































SIKE!

But yeah, I'll stay with BMW. As long as Luke promises to leave the bad Toyota joo-joo behind.
 
If anyone is looking to drive a Williams we can have a talk and switch rides. If a slacker from the previous season's joins my team I will quit right on the spot and leave.


And about this season, Tristan Lovett can suck my **** big time. Biggiest POS participation I have ever seen.
 
If anyone is looking to drive a Williams we can have a talk and switch rides. If a slacker from the previous season's joins my team I will quit right on the spot and leave.


And about this season, Tristan Lovett can suck my **** big time. Biggiest POS participation I have ever seen.

My younger brother (who currently lives with me) was interested in signing up to GTP, partly because of BATracer. I will let him know about your offer and see what he says. I do know that he only wanted to join if given a good team and reliable team mate, I have no doubt that you are the man for him to team up with. 👍

He has no actual experience, but has watched/helped Jessica, and watched me a few times. If he says yes I will get him up to speed ASAP for you, he'll be a un-seasoned professional when he walks in the Williams door. :sly:

EDIT: I'd be knocking on Yuuji Kawasie's door if you're in need of a hard working team mate in want of a good race seat. ;)
 
EDIT: I'd be knocking on Yuuji Kawasie's door if you're in need of a hard working team mate in want of a good race seat. ;)

Yuuji appears to be after the Renault seat, about your brother, that would be great if you could, another new driver to add to the collection.
👍
 
Bee

Yuuji appears to be after the Renault seat, about your brother, that would be great if you could, another new driver to add to the collection.
👍

He has agreed to sign up, I have no idea what his U/N will be, or what name he'll use in BATracer, but I told him to visit this thread and introduce himself when he does sign up.

So take this as an unofficial statement that next seasons Williams seat is confirmed... if that makes any sense? :lol:
 
Only 13 cars left of a full 31 car grid after my public V8 race :scared: I got wrecked on lap 1 though :grumpy: Retired in both superenduros (or whatever they're really called) and suddenly I've dropped like 14 places in the standings.

We'll see how Mangy Cours goes in the F1...hopefully better.

Thanks for the kudos, Shepherd. :)
 
I want to have the Toyota seat

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Dunc, I was second in Sepang.:D

Downward spiral since then though.
And tough luck for the first-lap retirement. Good luck with Hockenheim!
 
How high do I need to set my settings to gain ground...I've got 90+ almost all across the board, green tires, low fuel...*sighs* 10th is better I suppose, but not when that other suck team finishes 5th.

Race Report: Take a Number

You could look at today's race at Magny Cours by the numbers.

5 was the amount of lights that went off in the start of the race. 1.8 was the amount of seconds that Shepherd in the Aguri opened up over 2nd. 4 was the position from which Hutchison in the McLaren was forced to retire from due to a collision with Ferrari's championship contender Davidson. Incidentally, 5 was the weight (in lbs) of the load that the Ferrari driver left in his racing uniform after that incident. He carried on, slightly less comfortable.

8 was the lap in which the other McLaren driver, Chang, made a rare error and was forced to retire from P10. This brought the McLaren DNF total up to 2, and reducing the amount of happy faces in the McLaren garage to 0.

9 was another entertaining lap with Allman getting into Whitcomb, forcing the BMW to pit and the Ferrari to spin. And for no reason Syme's Red Bull decided to stop turning, hampering the rookie's lap times.

12 was the lap when Domingues finally got around Shepherd's Aguri, and he intended to stay there.

7 was the position that Toyota's Mason was in before the team remotely overloaded his fuel tank, hampering his lap times.

29 was a lap in which things started turning slightly wet, and forcing many drivers to start making 1 extra stop. Weiland and Kawasie were the first in for inters.

6 was the gear which Weiland lost on lap 39, forcing her to make yet another pit stop. By now she was rather tired of her pit crew, who had been doing lousy in the last few races.

0 was the approximate oil pressure in Horton's car when he had to pit from P2 on lap 49 to resolve this issue, hurting his chances of a win (ha ha, ok, podium)

15 was the pit time of Allman on lap 54; there never fails to be at least one entertainingly long pit stop in any given race.

3 was the amount of laps to go in which Dubois made his way up to Shepherd and promptly walked past, securing position 2.

And finally, 24 was the amount of seconds in which Domingues in the Renault walked away with the win by, and picked up 10 points.

The rest of the field followed as: Dubois, Shepherd, Horton, Graham (in the Toyota!), Davidson, Beyens, Weiland.

Most importantly...24 is also the amount of points Domingues now leads the Drivers' Championship by. (incidentally, he is only 4 short of my winning total from season 3 :scared: )
 
I think it's time for more stories to liven up this series, so...


So, Lee... what happened to your comeback?

With only a handful of races remaining, Ferrari's Lee Davidson seems to be losing it... but why?

So Lee is looking like losing the Season 5 drivers championship - or not win it, let's just put it that way. It isn't even close - not really close, not in the take-him-out-at-Suzuka-Turn-1 type way which we have become familiar with over the years. No, Lee is out of this one, calm and heading for a new team next season, let's hope, for some well earned fun.

What went wrong is another story, and it begins whichever view you want to take. You could for example, catalogue the list of retirements that deprive Lee of - what? - 30points? The collision at Barcelona, The 'write-off-into-the-amco' at Monaco, The spin at Indianapolis. By comparison, Bruno Domingues' Renault was as sturdy as a low-milage four-wheel drive with one elderly lady owner.

On the other hand, nothing comes free. The Ferrari F1 248 is sufficiently quick enough to win the championship, but in contrast was the driver capable of carrying out that potential? If there was balance to be found - consistancy versus speed - then the Ferrari would come out ahead of the Renault. Problem was, Ferrari erred on the side of speed, Renault erred of the side of consistancy. Paper and scissors.

Everyone is playing the same game, of course, so blaming your bad luck in this case is about as helpful as reminding you that Ayrton Senna beat Alain Prost in 1988 championship because because they decided to count only the best 11 results that year. Nonetheless, it seems kind of wrong that a driver - a driver, not a car - should be doubly handicapped for something as obscure as a duff patch of oil on the track, or a brake failing.

Is Lee blameless? Not exactly. Flexing his fingers, he flicked the master switch off in the qualifying session at Melbourne. Lee thinks that the car's anti-stall should have saved him; the system it turned out, was at that point not designed to catch an engine whose revs had dropped virtually to zero. That one was 80 per cent Lee, 20 per cent the Ferrari. He also ran wide wide out of the last corner of his qualifying lap in Barcelona. He lost over a second - and found himself on row 8. Had he been on the front row he might have scored some vital points, instead, he drove into the back of Weiland's Super Aguri while pushing too hard, and forced himself out of the race.

I managed to have a chat with Lee in the paddock at the French GP. He was calm - starting 5th, beside Domingues on row 3 - dead-pan. No tension, no stress.
"How did you handle it," I asked him, "when Jarrett - your own team mate - came out with that stuff a few weeks back - you know, the 'Lee is being baby fed' quotes that he used? "Any other driver in your position would've gone ballistic." Lee just smiled and said, "I don't care about any of that stuff. Allman can say what he likes. I just do my own thing. I don't worry about anyone else."

"Was there ever a time," I continued, "when it did matter? Did you throw your helmets as a kid? Do you throw your helmets now when you're home in the UK?"

"No, I was always like this," Lee maintains, staying dead-pan. "Always, I've never seen the point of fighting or getting really angry. I think the only thing is to do your life and not worry about what others are saying."

People who know Lee well might say that his equanimity is innate - a gift. I buy that, with one proviso; gifts need constant maintenance and can be squandered if neglected. Lee, clearly, has worked hard at his ability not to react to events and to the people and politics around him. As such, I suspect his emotional intelligence quota is right up there with that of Jef Beyens.

So can Lee stay cool, can he play out the rest of the season as his almost finished jigsaw puzzle? Can he answer the critics?

As I left the paddock I turned to see a man wearing red walking the brisk walk of a super-quick, wonderfully crafted racing driver whose crafted actions upon steering wheel, throttle and brake say all that needs to be said about sublime skill and class.

:cheers:

Hope you enjoyed the read - I'm going to try and find the time to do a little write up story on everyone through the rest of this season and next. 👍
 
"How did you handle it," I asked him, "when Jarrett - your own team mate - came out with that stuff a few weeks back - you know, the 'Lee is being baby fed' quotes that he used?

I think someone needs to get their facts straight.
 
"How did you handle it," I asked him, "when Jarrett - your own team mate - came out with that stuff a few weeks back - you know, the 'Lee is being baby fed' quotes that he used? "Any other driver in your position would've gone ballistic." Lee just smiled and said, "I don't care about any of that stuff. Allman can say what he likes. I just do my own thing. I don't worry about anyone else."

"Was there ever a time," I continued, "when it did matter? Did you throw your helmets as a kid? Do you throw your helmets now when you're home in the UK?"

"No, I was always like this," Lee maintains, staying dead-pan. "Always, I've never seen the point of fighting or getting really angry. I think the only thing is to do your life and not worry about what others are saying."

Haswell Baits Davidson

In a recent interview Lee Davidson has stated that what other people say about him doesn’t have an affect on him.

Haswell has countered that, trying to bait the young Englishman into losing it.

“Of course it matters!” Haswell exlaimed. “If it didn’t matter he wouldn’t be crying to press everytime something goes wrong, trying to put the blame somewhere else.

“If it didn’t matter then he would never have the fire to be a champion.” Haswell contemplates, “Maybe he doesn’t… I’ve never actually seen him keep it together over an entire season.”
 
Davidson Speaks Out

Ferrari driver Lee Davidson made a public statement today after the German Grand Prix Qualifying session at Hockenheim, this was after statements made by Blake Haswell who was visiting the drivers during this weekend.

"Blake can say what he wants, I think it just shows the type of person he is. If he feels the need to try and make me loose focus then so be it, but I don't see how it could possibly help him, after all, I'm driving in the top Motorsport series in the world, what's he doing?"


He also reacted to reports about his season so far;

"It was a good read wasn't it? Maybe it has some points, I guess it's down to personal opinion in the end."

The enigma continues.

XGT Taipan - Great post, +rep. 👍
 
Thanks for the comments guys, I'll try my best to keep them coming 👍

@ MachOne: Take no offence buddy, it's just a story. I know that Lee had a breif blow-up, but it was nothing too serious. I'm just trying to make things more lively in a manner less trivial than I am known for. :sly:
 
Davidson and Haswell Rivalry Escalates

Davidson and Haswell continue to go blow-to-blow through the media. Haswell has responded to critisism from Lee, who has suggested that Haswell is washed up, and has nothing to gain by throwing fuel into the fire, “What am I doing? I’m getting ready to bring the silver arrow back to the top, again. He’ll see what I’ve been doing next season at Bahrain.

“My driving will do the speaking for me” he concluded.

On another note, if you throw Davidson Haswell Rivalry into google you get this thread. :lol:
 
Davidson and Haswell Rivalry Escalates

Davidson and Haswell continue to go blow-to-blow through the media. Haswell has responded to critisism from Lee, who has suggested that Haswell is washed up, and has nothing to gain by throwing fuel into the fire, “What am I doing? I’m getting ready to bring the silver arrow back to the top, again. He’ll see what I’ve been doing next season at Bahrain.

“My driving will do the speaking for me” he concluded.

On another note, if you throw Davidson Haswell Rivalry into google you get this thread. :lol:

This being said I think my next story may be the comeback to racing for Blake Haswell. 👍

What do you think?

Edit: I'm going to name my journo-group "Pole Position"... just to add more flavour to the stories :)
 
MASON SPEAKS OUT
In the recent articles displaying both Lee Davidson and Blake Haswell, Luke Mason today made a statement about driver issues in F1....

"Toyota"
 
BACK ON TRACK


Blake Haswell is back. At McLaren. But why? As Pole Position watches the settling-in process at Blakes first Silverstone test, the real reason that Haswell feels right at home... gradually emerges


Hands up if you like Blake Haswell. Hands up if you don't. Ooh... close, close. Half'n'half? 60-40? Maybe 40-60. Okay, try this one. Hands up if you ever in a million years thought Blake Haswell would be driving for McLaren-Mercedes in Season 6. Anyone...?

Thought not. Yet here he is, the Season 2 BATracer Formula 1 world champion, one leg planted firmly on the McLaren garage in Silverstone, the other dangling inside an MP4-21. Blake Haswell: McLaren driver. Honest. He hesitates, Niel Armstrong-like, an inch before touch down. A few choice words to mark the occasion, Blake? Unlikely. It's a bit awkward trying to deliver a speech balanced on one leg. A quick wave for the press? No chance. There's no one to wave to. No photographers, no journolists. Just three mechanics and Pole Position.

It's 8:33pm, Tuesday September 19, the night before Blake's first test, precisely 12 hours and 39 minutes before his first ever McLaren lap - just the tip, as it turns out, of a massive 97-lap iceberg. It's going to be a long and busy day, given over solely to acclimatasition, to Blake, the team and the car, all getting to know one another.

Right now he's doing his final cockpit installation. The actual seat fitting took place back at McLaren's Woking, UK HQ exactly three weeks ago, but tonight will be the very first time he actually sits in his own seat in the car. An important moment. It must be because Ron Dennis, eating with the rest of the test team on the other side of the garage, jumps up from his plate of beef in peppercorn sauce to come and watch.

Normally, Dennis doesn't jump up for anything. During race weekends his demeanour is sedate, composed, his expression tightly controlled. Tonight though, he bounds over, undersize black beanie perched awkwardly on his head - eager, beaming, all teeth and glittering eyes.

"What's this?" asks Dennis seizing Haswell's steering wheel and pointing at a temporary foam and tape-grip moulding. It's quite tatty. "This is terrible!" he insists with mock horror as he surveys the sub-standard equipment given to his new star.

"It's a piece of art," quips Haswell. "And the worst looking art is always the most expensive."

Dennis chuckles. "No, no, this will never do." Both laugh, slightly nervously, self-consciously. But the warmth of the moment is genuine. They're still very much getting-to-know-you, pre-honeymoon mode.

You wont see any of this at tomorrow morning's photo-call, though. You'll get Blake in his new silver baggies, Blake holding his helmet, Blake looking right, then looking left - a common habit for most ex-Honda drivers. A quick handshake with Dennis. Slick. Textbook. Emotionless. Ultimatly meaningless.

So how will the relationship between the charismatic talks-with-his-mouth-full grunge boy and the uncharismatic talks-with-his-mouth-shut old timer play out? A recipe for misunderstanding, ill-feeling, xenophobia and tears before bedtime, or a match made in heaven?

To be continued...
 
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