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Yeah, its a hard life when you're a champ. lol

You can say that again!

I was the only non-KT in an A1GP ROC, I took pole in the first race, won the sprint by 12sec, and won the feature by 45sec... then Jules went and booted me for multiple accounts! (and it was only 2 accounts!)
 
I was the only non-KT in an A1GP ROC
In the ChampCar ROC I did, I was one of only two non-KTs in the whole field. I finished fourth overall, and my team finished 2-3-4.

Sharky's "Bring It Yoshi" I Am Running Out Of Creative Titles So Fuji Doesn't Have One Race Wrapup

Podium Rundown:
1st: Charkaoui (Super Aguri)
2nd: Hutchison (Ferrari)
3rd: Horton (McLaren)

Race Statistics:
Fastest Lap: Rees (BMW Sauber); 1min 25.901

Retirements:
Skywalker (Red Bull, lap 1), collision​
Taylor (Renault, lap 1), collision​
Hayha (Williams, lap 1), collision​
Butler (Honda, lap 25), collision​
AlMomen (Toyota, lap 34), collision​
Kawasie (Spyker, lap 61), tyres​

Leaders:
Charkaoui (led 58 laps)​

Horton (led 8 laps)​

Nikolakopoulos (Toyota, led 1 lap)​
Fastest Scheduled Pitstop: Trendell (McLaren, 6.54 sec)
Slowest Scheduled Pitstop: Graham (Renault, 11.01 sec)
Most Pitstops: Haswell (Toro Rosso, 4)


Race Report:
Race Duration: 67 laps
Weather: BONE DRY!
-bW

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Lap 1:

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Rees, in 20th, makes a terrible start, but still makes up two places. Keep reading to find out why...

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Horton, on pole, loses places to Charkaoui, Nikolakopoulos, Machiels and Smith.

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Skywalker tangles with Dubois (Honda) over 15th place. Skywalker hangs up his lightsaber, the Canadian keeps on truckin'. After he pits to have his left-side bargeboard replaced.

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Graham and Hayha (Williams) come together in a battle for 13th. Hayha has damage to his car, Graham is A-OK.

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Hayha and Taylor find common ground in their fight for 12th. Which is a fondness for tea parties while wearing pink frilly dresses. They frolick off to a nearby paddock.

DAMAGE:
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Skywalker, Taylor

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Hayha


Lap 2:
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Dubois pits to have his bargeboard repaired.

Lap 13:
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Machiels (Red Bull, 3rd) loses two places for no reason.

Lap 16:
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Davidson (Super Aguri) takes Trendell and Smith easily.

Lap 18:
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Dunstan spins coming out of Netz; he drops five places to eighth.

Lap 25:
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Graham pits from second place; his crew absent-mindedly leave the refuelling nozzle in his car for much too long, resulting in a 42-lap fuel load.

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Butler goes psycho and tries to punt Dunstan (Ferrari) off the circut. Unfortunately for Butler, Dunstan happens to be brandishing an evil ankh of retribution* (which is banned in 49 US states, Sweden, Australia, Burma, Spain and Swaziland) and feels the full force of his Honda bounce off the Ferrari and into a tyre wall.

DAMAGE:
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Butler


*Only $9.95, available at all good flea markets. No refunds.

Lap 27:
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Sixth-placed Nikolakopoulos damages a wheel on the kerbing at Dunlop. Talk about brittle rims.

Lap 30:
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Horton pits from first. Pops out in second.

Lap 33:
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Kawasie (Spyker) and Nikolakopoulos collide. Kawasie is fine, Nikolakopoulos is lapping slower.

DAMAGE:
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Nikolakopoulos


Lap 34:
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Dunstan and AlMomen dispute who should finish eleventh. Dunstan gets away with lost time, AlMomen is forced to park it.

DAMAGE:
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AlMomen


Lap 38:
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Chang (Williams) falls victim to Panasonic Corner, however he must taste awful as he comes out the corner with only a slightly damaged car. Unfortunately for Chang, the damage is enough to slow him down.

DAMAGE:
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Chang


Lap 61:
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Machiels suffers the wrath of Netz, and is circulating slower.

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One of Kawasie's tyres goes pop.

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Kawasie himself goes pop.

DAMAGE:
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Kawasie


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Lap 67:

Charkaoui picks up his third win.

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Horton seals the drivers' title.

Crunching The Numbers:
Best Performing Teams Overall: Super Aguri (1st and 7th), McLaren (3rd and 8th)
Worst Performing Teams Overall: Toyota (14th and 18th), Toro Rosso (15th and 16th)
Fastest Team (is an average of both driver's fastest lap): Super Aguri (1min 26.043)
Best Overtakers: Super Aguri (15 passes)
Biggest Movers - Team (average of both drivers' qual change): BMW Sauber (up 8)
Biggest Movers - Drivers: Rees (up 16), Davidson (up 7), Mason (Toro Rosso, up 7)
 
Won another race on Fuji with the RBR:D

Btw. Sharky you made a little mistake, it should be 67 laps and not 44;)
 
I've got no money because someone made a mistake with my bank details and paid the money into someone else's account, I've been promised it by tomorrow but you never know.

I've got a feeling the offer will expire and I'll be slightly annoyed
 
it should be 67 laps and not 44;)
Fixed.

Yeh, and I crashed with Suzzie, not Danny. Also, we both got taken out.
Well if you and Danny didn't change your names to His Mother and Chokesondick...

His Mother DANNY has collided with Chokesondick XGT whilst trying to defend P13! Chokesondick appears to be lapping slower. His Mother seems fine on the circuit.

Taylor SUZZIE has collided with Chokesondick XGT whilst trying to defend P12! Chokesondick is out of the race! Taylor is out of the race!

As for the both taken out:
Which is a fondness for tea parties while wearing pink frilly dresses. They frolick off to a nearby paddock.
= both DNFing ;)
 
I'd like to let it be known that I frolicked on to the end of the race to a well deserved 12th, a position which sums up my whole BATracer career.

I haven't DNFed in 8 races.
 
Anybody want to join a "Red Bull Racing" BAT seven challenge?

Password is Bullfrog.

Edit - Getting quite desperate now, there's only 3 places left. :scared:
 
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By Me.
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By Me.
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By Jef.
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By Jef.
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By Jef.
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By Jef.
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By Jef.
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By Jef.
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By Jef.
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By Jef.

There we are folks, the whole darn grid.
:)
 
I know I'll be using them when I get round to joining a lmes game with the viper
 
p 1 EASYPASS: Juan Briatore (P7) is powerless to stop Graham from overtaking.
Lap 1 EASYPASS: Lawson (P6) is powerless to stop Graham from overtaking.
Lap 1 Graham (P6) gets in the slipstream of Duddy and moves up a place!
Lap 12 Graham (P2) overtakes Auke Groenenboom!
Lap 44 Graham romps home in 1st place at Mondello Park 160km!

My first BATSeven win :D
 
Originally Posted by Hazmat

His Mother DANNY has collided with Chokesondick XGT whilst trying to defend P13! Chokesondick appears to be lapping slower. His Mother seems fine on the circuit.

:lol:👍
 
I made a quick 10 minute attempt at a Porsche skin.

Presenting Team Canada... in pre-BATRACER finish.



Edit: I've got an idea.

Lets have people nominating 1 main sponsor, 3 minor sponsors and a car. And have competitions on who comes up with the best design!

Yes, I know my attempt is lame, but in my defence, it was all from scratch, not copied from a currently existing livery.
 
Edit: I've got an idea.

Lets have people nominating 1 main sponsor, 3 minor sponsors and a car. And have competitions on who comes up with the best design!

Yes, I know my attempt is lame, but in my defence, it was all from scratch, not copied from a currently existing livery.

Oh I'm game and I'm 100% sure Jef would be too..
 
Ok, just for fun as a teaser:

Lets have a competition on how can make the best Dominoes Pizza delivery vehicle.

Rules are that the only sponsor must be DOMINOES. The logo must be clearly visable when the car is in ingame size (100 pixels long), and you may only use road version vehicles, eg. LMS GT and GTS, BTCC etc.
 
Ok, just for fun as a teaser:

Lets have a competition on how can make the best Dominoes Pizza delivery vehicle.

Rules are that the only sponsor must be DOMINOES. The logo must be clearly visable when the car is in ingame size (100 pixels long), and you may only use road version vehicles, eg. LMS GT and GTS, BTCC etc.

Mmmkay, gimme 24 hours. ;)
 
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