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Just for you, Danny:
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Come on Yoshi, let's get Danny :p
 
Mod approval? For what?

Just for you, Danny:
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Come on Yoshi, let's get Danny :p

Sharky, you are a very mean little boy.
And so are you, Yuuji.

I shall gun for you both!

Also, please no-one else rival me thanks.

Edit: And hi Dave
 
The infamous (Ferrari) cherry-picker can't cherry-pick S11 :lol:

Dave: Midseason Toro Rosso seat available in the current season, if you're interested.
 
Right just made a quick research session and found out the following:

Most Race Starts (Public)

Lee Davidson = 750
Guillaume Dubois = 527
Ashley Butler = 430
Duncan Hutchinson = 393
Blake Haswell = 385
Yuuji Kawasie = 340
Nick Nikolakopoulos = 327
David Smith = 321
Suzanne Taylor = 293
Simon Trendell = 288
Jef Beyens = 266
Sharky = 234
Herman Chang = 223
Mohammed AlMomen = 207
Abdeslam Charkaoui = 177
Laura Rees = 177
Ben Dunstan = 121
Luke Mason = 106
Bram Machiels = 90
Mr. Shepherd = 45
Danny Graham = 23
Brad Horton = 15

Makes my 0 public championships look so much better.. Also don't blame me if you don't use your best account for GTP.

Right so realising my 0 championship might actually start to become a BATracer legend, I've decided to keep everone of GTP BATracer updated on how I'm fairing in my quest to get a well deserved championship, I'll post up my 4 public games every week, showing how I'm doing. Lets rock!

#11978 F1 2006

-bV

Car: McLaren
Team: Me & Larura Rees
Championship: Drivers = 5th (43pts) Teams = 4th (89pts)
Races to go: 3
Still Win Title?: Yes!
Who's First?: Sasa Vanjek (68pts)

#12160 F1 1986

-bV

Car: Williams
Team: Me & Ronnie Svensson (AWOL)
Championship: Drivers = 2nd (34pts) Teams = 4th (34pts)
Races to go: 4
Still Win Title?: Yes!
Who's First? Matt Jesson (52pts)

#12845 BATSeven


-bV

Car: Davidson Motorsports Locost MG
Team: Me & Callum Lucas & Stuart Connellan
Championship: Drivers = 4th (54pts) Teams = 2nd (143pts)
Races to go: 17
Still Win Title?: Yes!
Who's First? Simon Woo (92pts)

#12872 F1 2007

-bV

Car: Renault
Team: Me & Ashley Butler
Championship: Drivers = 5th (9pts) Teams = 3rd (9pts)
Races to go: 14
Still Win Title?: Yes!
Who's First? Patrick Herring (28pts)
 
Sharky's "Still Better than CCY's" Party In The Spa Bath Race Wrapup

Podium Rundown:
1st: Horton (McLaren)
2nd: Davidson (Super Aguri)
3rd: Beyens (BMW Sauber)

Race Statistics:
Fastest Lap: Dunstan (Ferrari); 1min 51.916

Retirements (as per usual - a lot):
Hayha (Williams, lap 1), collision​
Trendell (McLaren, lap 6), collision​
Dubois (Honda, lap 13), collision​
Rees (BMW Sauber, lap 14), accident​
Smith (Spyker, lap 21), accident​
Chang (Williams lap 25), electronics​
Leaders:
Horton (led 34 laps)​
Machiels (Red Bull, led 10 laps)​
Fastest Scheduled Pitstop: Horton (4.58* sec)
Slowest Scheduled Pitstop: Butler (Honda, 12.11 sec)
Most Pitstops: Horton (3), Dunstan (3), Butler (3)

* Note: Outright quickest stop (Horton again) was 4.43 sec, but that came with a 1.08 sec driver mistake attached.

Race Report:
Race Duration: 44 laps
Weather: BONE DRY!
-bW

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Lap 1:

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Charkaoui (Super Aguri) stalls in fourth place.
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Smith (17th) follows suit...
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...as does Toyota driver AlMomen in 21st.

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Machiels takes Trendell for the lead. As per usual.

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Beyens (P6) punts Hayha (P7) off for no apparent reason. Or did Hayha attempt to punt Beyens off? Who knows.

Lap 2:
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Graham (Renault) tangles with "KamiKawa" (Spyker). Yet again. When will these boys learn? Kawasie has to pit to clear carbon-fibre from his radiators, while Graham begins his quest for the slowest lap of the day.

Lap 3:
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Kawasie makes his pitstop. Rejoins immediately ahead of his team mate Smith. Begin getting cosy with each other. Eww.

Lap 6:
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Bonus points to whoever takes Trendell out when he starts on pole. This time they go to Dunstan.

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Horton passes Machiels for the lead.

Lap 9:
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Dunstan nips past Machiels for second.

Lap 10:
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Horton pits from the lead, and Dunstan follows him in in second.

Lap 11: (25% race distance)
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As Charkaoui gets past for tenth, Skywalker (Red Bull) is left wondering why he is so slow.

Lap 13:
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Dubois is body-slammed by Chang. Dubois parks it, and shouts expletives at the Williams team while Chang manages to keep circulating, albeit a lot slower than before.

Lap 14:
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Rees feels like a bit of shopping, and parks it at Bus Stop chicane. I guess nobody told her it's not actually a bus stop...

Lap 15:
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Machiels pits from first, rejoins in second.

Weather Change! GREASY!
-bW

Lap 16:
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Machiels gives racing room to Dunstan in the battle for second place.

Lap 20:
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Dunstan pits from second place.

Lap 21:
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Smith attempts to impress the ladies in the stands at Les Combes by attempting to avoid using the brakes. He fails.

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Smith's team mate Kawasie spins at the infamous Eau Rouge. He doesn't stall the Dutch machine, and manages to keep circulating.

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Horton pits from the lead. Loses a second when he has a mini-stall exiting his pit box.

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Chang pits from second place.

Lap 22: (50% race distance)
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EASYPASS:
Chang loses fifth to Skywalker.

Lap 24:
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Skywalker pits from fifth.

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Lap 25:

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Chang's electronics throw a paddy and switch off.

Safety Car is deployed.

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Lap 31:

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Butler pits from sixth. Comes out last, due to what ends up being the slowest pit stop of the day.

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Lap 32:

Safety Car pulls off.

Lap 34:
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Beyens passes Skywalker for fifth.

Lap 40:
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Second-placed Machiels' exhaust falls off. The reduced power, predictability, causes Machiels to slow down.

Lap 43:
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Machiels, hanging onto second place, is pressured into a mistake by Davidson, and runs wide at the first turn.

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Lap 44:

Horton takes another win, virtually sealing the driver's championship.

The Red Bulls put on a rather impressive formation finish in fifth and sixth.

Crunching The Numbers:
Best Performing Teams Overall: Super Aguri (2nd and 7th), Red Bull (5th and 6th), Ferrari (4th and 8th)
Worst Performing Teams Overall: Williams (17th and 22nd - double DNF), Toro Rosso (13th and 16th), Honda (12th and 20th)
Fastest Team (is an average of both driver's fastest lap): Red Bull (1min 53.701)
Best Overtakers: Super Aguri, Honda (13 passes)
Biggest Movers - Team (average of both drivers' qual change): Toyota (up 6)
Biggest Movers - Drivers: Davidson (up 14), Nikolakopoulos (Toyota, up 12), Skywalker (up 10)
 
muhahaha DCS joins the field. I can't wait to see who'll take him out first.
 
Desu Desu Desu- 143pts
Davidson Motorsports-143pts

:D


Edit:

Significant Events for Graham

Lap 1 Graham (P11) made an exceptionally bad start.
Lap 1 Wompon has collided with Graham whilst trying to defend P10! Graham has lost time and possibly track position. Wompon has lost time and possibly track position.
Lap 2 Graham (P18) out-brakes Duddy into Gerrards!
Lap 6 EASYPASS: Graham (P17) takes Lee Abraham.
Lap 6 Graham (P16) drafts past Storey!
Lap 9 Graham (P15) forces past Lucas!
Lap 21 Graham (P13) sells Buchanan a dummy and is able to pass!
Lap 21 Graham (P12) drafts past Grandy!
Lap 27 Graham (P10) and Osborn battle it out into Devils Elbow. Graham wins the duel and gains the place!
Lap 31 Auke Groenenboom (P8) is half asleep and realises too late that Graham is overtaking!
Lap 32 Graham (P8) gets in the slipstream of Truelsen and moves up a place!
Lap 37 Davidson (P5) is half asleep and realises too late that Graham is overtaking!
Lap 39 Graham (P5) overtakes Woo!
Lap 46 Graham (P3) is half asleep and realises too late that Woo is overtaking!
Lap 47 Graham (P4) sells Woo a dummy and is able to pass!
Lap 58 Pieczar (P2) is half asleep and realises too late that Graham is overtaking!
Lap 63 Graham (P2) is half asleep and realises too late that Pieczar is overtaking!


See, I can be good at it sometimes.
 
-bV


The Lemon and Lime colour sceme just didn't work so I cooked this one up instead! :)
 
Dunno about the sidepod shaped Vodafone part, it kinda looks strange, but on the whole..... SWEET!
 
Well me and Jef have been busy making some Viper liveries based on Formula 1's, here's what we have so far:
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By Me.
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By Me.
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By Jef.
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By Jef.
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By Jef.
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By Jef.
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By Jef.
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By Jef.
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By Jef.
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By Jef.

More to come over the few days, aiming for a full grid!
 
Damnit! What is it with this RBR the last few races ?!
I know. Sucks, eh?

BATSevens?

I like BATSevens. In the Llandow 160km (111 laps) race:

Started second, first lap passed Marcel Schot for the lead, which I held until lap 16. Weather began to go wet at this point.

Lap 42, pitted for CR500s, then lap 49 pitted again for wets. Weather went from drizzle -> steady rain in that 7 lap period. Was 17th after the two pits.

Play-by-play of race:
Q2
L1 1st
L17 2nd
L18 3rd
L24 2nd
L31 3rd
L42 16th <- pit (argh) - tyre: CR500
L43 15th
L44 13th
L45 11th
L46 10th
L47 8th
L48 7th
L49 17th <- pit (double argh) - tyre: wet
L53 16th
L54 15th
L55 14th
L57 11th
L62 10th
L63 9th
L65 8th
L76 7th
L81 6th
L88 5th
L94 4th
L96 3rd
L107 2nd

Now, who wants to say I suck? :sly:
 
BREAKING NEWS

Brad Horton Signs for S11

Brad Horton's manager released a statement today confirming that last years World Champion and current Championship leader has signed on the dotted line for race drive. However, in an interesting twist, she would not reveal which team he will be racing for.

The only teams without a full line up are Renault, Toyota, Red Bull and Williams. We found the time to contact Williams this morning who said 'We approached him, but were unable to supply his demands, we just didn't have the resources to be able to make him the King of Belgium'.

More news will follow.....
 
1: Go the Ferrari Viper!!!

2: Who the fudge is Dave Carr-Smith??? (David Smith?)

3: CCY, Danny and Sharky... you all suck... see niouh below niouh...



:yuck:

4:
The only teams without a full line up are Renault, Toyota, Red Bull and Williams.

Umm, no sorry.

Williams LineUp - S11:

1: [L] Ashley Butler
2: Dave Carr-Smith

Unless you're looking at replacing our test driver Yameth Zemahj? :lol:
 
lol, great minds think alike.

Motorsport News
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Also, 55 MechSympathy?

Wuss!
 
David Smith isn't Dave Carr-Smith. DCS is the infamous Ferrari cherry-picker with 8 KT accounts.

XGT: Nuh uh. All at 100 is the way to go.

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It's getting tight up there...
 
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Stop the madness!
 

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