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Not in this one - Aguri's beating them :sly:

Now, to figure out the "Driving Style" section and go study for an exam...


And looks like a free seat will be offered in 2 days for a Super Aguri drive, no points yet.
 
By the way guys, that's my first pole ever in the GTP seasons.
 
Hey, Congratulations 👍


The more people do their Practice and Warmup sessions, the more I'm glad I picked "Thinker" as an attribute. The death-toll was quite high, with a Williams, two Ferraris, and a Toro Rosso down already :eek:
What are they going to do in the race? Keep flying?

I finally showed that Spyker where the fishes pee from. He's now 0.15 behind me on Softs (while I'm on Hards) :D
 
Gingiba
Hey, Congratulations 👍


The more people do their Practice and Warmup sessions, the more I'm glad I picked "Thinker" as an attribute. The death-toll was quite high, with a Williams, two Ferraris, and a Toro Rosso down already :eek:
What are they going to do in the race? Keep flying?

I finally showed that Spyker where the fishes pee from. He's now 0.15 behind me on Softs (while I'm on Hards) :D
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Maybe you could try Charisma. Its maybe better than Thinker:tup:
 
Charisma and Thinker are pretty much the same.

Matt, if you go AWOL on me in this LMES game, I will break your legs.
 
Soooo many possible innuendos.

But I'll leave them, and instead tell you that "Gentlemans Racing Club" implies a club in which we race Gentlemen.

My money's on number 4!
 
No, I plan on mid-fielding.

Depends who the opponents in our class are.

I have 2 LMES wins already :D

Edit: BTW I'm hardly dominating:lol:
 
As more drivers run their Warmups, the field tightens up - and I'm leading the midfield :D
9th (me) to 12th (Wilkins' Spyker) are less than 0.15 apart. There's a Toyota breathing up my neck (exactly 0.009 difference) :scared:

Race-start should be incredibely interesting tomorrow, with a tight field and a rivalry between me and the goddamn Spyker, which grabbed the lead in Qualifying - I'm one row behind.
 
ultrabeat
Sometimes you get people who just won't share settings, either because they're lazy, impolite or Lee.
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Look who's grown some balls now that they are leading the championship.. :p

Simon: I need to have a word with you.. :grumpy:
 
Bee's "YOU'LL NEVER END THE RACE WRITE UP!" Bahrain Race Report.

Quali Top 8
1st: Danny Graham
-bV
1'29.935
2nd: David Smith
-bV
+0.004
3rd: Jef Beyens
-bV
+0.204
4th: Suzanne Taylor
-bV
+0.220
5th: Simo Hayha
-bV
+0.241
6th: Chris Taylor
-bV
+0.270
7th: Abdeslam Charkaoui
-bV
+0.374
8th: Brad Horton
-bV
+0.458


The Race!

Formation Lap:
Re-born Danny Graham salutes his ever growing male fan club with a smokey burnout with extra rubber on top.
Hayha writes out "Plan C" whilst driving, with gloves on. Impressive Stuff.
Strzempko finally realises he is infact, driving a Ferrari.
Carr Smith decides that, to make the race just that tiny bit harder, he blindfolds himself.

The Start:

-i
Both Horton and Keller mess up the start with the reigning champ dropping a fantastic 12 places.
-i
Domingues's Red Bull appears to have lost it's first 5 gears, brilliant.
-i
Hutchinson and Davidson appear to get it on in Turn 1 causing the Super Aguri driver to cry on his way back to the pits for repair. Hutchinson continues with a newly lighted cigarette in his mouth.

Lap 2:
-i
Strzempko looses brakes going into Turn one, never a good thing. Drops 7 places to a impressive (not) 19th.
-i
Davidson's hissy fit in the pits causes the mechaniacs to throw their own hissy fits, costing valuble seconds..
-i
EASYPASS X3! as Knowles looses out to Trendell, Butler and Horton, on one single lap.

Lap 4:
-i
Butler and Trendell attempt to make babies in the middle of Turn 10, Trendell has a problem which his machine, Butler carries on smiling.

Lap 6:
-i
Suzanne Taylor and David Smith collide putting Taylor out on the sidelines, Smith has a problem with his front wing and pits for repairs the next lap.

However, we managed to get a snip of Taylor's radio conversation just before the incident took place..
"Like so I just lurrrrve the new Topshop range, when you guys give me a damn payrise, I'm like.. So down there!"
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Lap 7:
-i
In an attempt to make the race look more like a Dodgers ring than a Formula 1 race, Keller and Trendell collide, Trendell's Honda can't take much more of this as he starts to lap slower whilst Keller falls back 2 places, to last.
-i
Smith pits whilst thinking of an excuse for the smash last lap.

Lap 8:
-i
Beyens mistakens his steering wheel for a DFP and reckons he can infact make the final turn flat out, GT4 style. Alas, the physics actually work in real life..

Lap 10:
-i
The remaining Taylor (of the Chris kind) stuns Graham and his fan club by taking him down the inside of Turn 1, in such a beautiful move, I'd make love to it.

Lap 11:
-i
Davidson feels the love again as Trendell gives him one up the rear, Davidson cries some more before climbing out of the 3 wheeled Aguri, Trendell gets off scot free.

Lap 12:
-i
Davidson's tears become flames of fury as he lobs his helmet at Trendell as he drives by, the crowd laugh, causing Davidson to go on a inhuman rampage on their asses before being led away by police.

Lap 20:

Mostly due to pit stops, McLaren lead the race 1-2 for the first time today.

Lap 25:

-i
Knowles decides he will drive forwards at Turn 1 instead of right, interesting tactic but sadly, doesn't pay off. Damage SUCKA!

Lap 27:

Anti-
-i
Dave Carr-Smith's formation lap trick starts to kill his race as he drops two places.

Lap 31:

-i
X4! Ash Butler realises he is actually in a race and suddenly jumps 4 places as a result.

Lap 32:

-i
Horton's Toyota gets mixed up with the sole Aguri of Haswell in a fantastic, Fosters-fueled, Australian ding-dong Shirley style resulting in the retirement of Horton.

Lap 33:

-i
Butler's uber-pwning comes to an abrupt end as he collides with Chakaoui, causing the Brit to taste a bit of realism and slow back down. Chakaoui appears to be fine.

Lap 34:

-i
By smoking some unknown substance inside his helmet, Dubois firmly believes his Front Wing is riding in the car with him, before confused Toyota mechanics come to the rescue with chocolate bars.

Lap 40:

-i
Domingues's Red Bull decides to play a joke on the Portuguese Mega-Star by hiding the 2 remaining gears he had, resulting in a sharp retirement. Cue SC and many intresting radio convos..
Rees to Ron Dennis
"So is um, Lee still in the race? No? BAHAHAHAHA!" (That was actually her response..)
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Hutchinson to his London home boys.
"Crap, lads, I've just dropped my light... Help?"
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Haswell to Aguri Suzuki
"So... I actually won two seasons.. Hmm"
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Knowles to Gerhard Berger
"...But the bears found Little Miss Goldylocks and.."
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Lap 46:

-i
Hutchinson, with his crotch on fire, pummels into Butler, both cars continue with damage.

Laps 47 - 57:

McLaren continue their 1-2 from the SC and take the win with Rees resorting to Plan Beat-Team-Mate-At-All-Costs. Hayha takes second with Danny Graham keeping his lead in 3rd.

Danny in first.. Must be a horrible dream.. Must be.
 
Bee
Quali Top 8
1st: Danny Graham
-bV
1'29.935
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Graham doing good? A Honda doing good? Whaaaaaaaaaaat? :scared:

Bee
Lap 4:
-i
Butler and Trendell attempt to make babies in the middle of Turn 10, Trendell has a problem which his machine, Butler carries on smiling.
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:lol:

Bee
Lap 10:
-i
The remaining Taylor (of the Chris kind) stuns Graham and his fan club by taking him down the inside of Turn 1, in such a beautiful move, I'd make love to it.
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:scared:

Bee
Lap 11:
-i
Davidson feels the love again as Trendell gives him one up the rear, Davidson cries some more before climbing out of the 3 wheeled Aguri, Trendell gets off scot free.
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:eek: Am I supposed to read the innuendo into this? :dunce: Poor Bee, can't take all the banging. And by banging I mean colliding with other cars, of course.

Bee
Lap 12:
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Davidson's tears become flames of fury as he lobs his helmet at Trendell as he drives by, the crowd laugh, causing Davidson to go on a inhuman rampage on their asses before being led away by police.
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Batracer
Lap 12:
Davidson's helmet ($10) has collided with Trendell (P10)! Davidson is out of the race! Davidson is out of the racetrack! Davidson is out of the championship! Trendell has a wry smile on his face.
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Bee
Danny in first.. Must be a horrible dream.. Must be.
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Honda not sucking this season huh? That must be odd...also, go Spyker! ^^

Great report Bee, keep 'em coming.
(Edit: go +rep yourself, I can't >_>)
 
Hmm I'll do 'em but only when I have the time to, don't expect one for every race.. :p
 
nice report Bee!
On the next race, im bringing 2 hot blonde girls to my mechanicals, to see if they do a better job!I dont ask a good job,at least a better one 8)
 
Bah. Can someone please make me a nice helmet?

Something with DG on would be great, but anything pleasant would be nice.👍
 
I'm on it..

EDIT: Aaaand wa-la!



Arai logo sucks but I couldn't get it any clearer at that size..
 
Thanks alot Lee:tup:

BTW we've started GTP BTCC Series 2!

Game # is 13723
Password is BTCC

But don't forget to leave a slot for GTP F1 S12 ;-)
 
I also posted the game on the BATracer forums as I think we'd struggle for the 32 needed from one forum alone.
 

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