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(standard spoiler deal)

(I can outspoiler you, Casio)

(for some reason I need three of these)

Yuuji's Race Report: Melbourne

Well, it was an interesting race. I think that sums it up pretty well for all the drivers. Interesting in a good way...very no.

It started the usual way, in a wall after one lap of qualifying. That placed me 10th on the grid. Not too bad. Unfortunately I was so frustrated after wrecking that I left the wet tires on the car.

This was only apparent after I had left the grid at 200 miles per hour. Luckily, I didn't lose too much track position, but the team called me in to put on dry tires anyway. Anyways, they reasoned, it was 120 degrees out, and it would stay dry and most definitely not rain this race.

Ha.

Luckily, after my first pitstop, a Toyota stuffed it into the wall pretty spectacularly and the SC came out. Although I was down in 16th, I was hoping I could jump a few positions on the restart.

I sorta did. I gained 2 in 2 laps, after a Midland botched a turn and subsequently broke something to pieces. But then things started to a) pull away, and b) get wet. It began getting slightly slippery, and the team called me in to put on inters. It was a gamble, but hopefully it would stay vaguely rainy.

It seemed to pay off as it began sprinkling, as I jumped a few positions. But eventually it became pretty dreary as it continued to rain harder, and I failed to gain positions. The team decided to continue having pitting practice on lap 20 and called me in for wets. Luckily I wasn't dumped to the back of the order this time. Meanwhile, a Ferrari placed itself neatly in a sand trap and retired.

But as the rain intensified, the wet tires really kicked in and I shot into the top 10. Maybe things were looking up.

And then on lap 28 one Williams clipped a wall and the other performed a beautiful double-axel with a half-twist into the sand. The safety car came out, and I felt it a good idea to come into the pits. Unfortunately, so did my teammate and I ended up twiddling my thumbs for a little bit longer. And so I was back to second-last.

I gained a position on the restart as a Renault dived into the pits with a possibly engine problem, although they were probably just hallucinating. It rained some harder, and I was scarily reminded of Sepang, a whole 2 days ago. Slowly I worked my way up into the top 10 with 20 laps to go, at which point a Renault drove into me and we both pitted.

Once again the pit crew had some fun and I was placed back in 12th position. Luckily, my car was still fast enough to move up a few places, but on lap 42 my rear wing decided it had enough and abandoned ship.

Unfortunately, the consequences of losing a wing while decelerating from 200 plus are pretty grim, although entertaining to viewers, and eventually I slid to a stop somewhere in another state.

Meanwhile, my teammate was somehow still up in 5th. Things looked good as one of the Williams finally kicked it and the attacking Ferrari dropped a gear. After a safety car period, he pursued a Toyota for many laps, while cars behind him had problems left and right. A Red Bull and a McLaren had exciting excursions on consecutive laps. But eventually things settled down and the BMW team was on track to have a nice points finish.

On the last lap my clearly faster teammate dove to the inside of the Toyota in a daring move. Details are very sketchy and I'm sure you'll get a different story from the Toyota crew, but all I know is that it ended with a BMW tricycle in the sand and a Toyota car driving away to the finish.

No shortage of helmet-tossing and cursing this race.
 
nice report
and helmet tossing+cursing definately fits me in this race XD

and MachOne, no hard feelings :)
just watch out next race :P

*edit
funny how my Aguri won at Nurburgring in my other game
 
Ok I'm gonna join in the fun.

Lee's Race Report: Australia!

Ah Australia, always one to look forward to, mainly for the Fosters and the chicks but there's also usually good racing here. Albert Park is one of my favourite tracks, think I showed it in the wet quali, bagging a season best 3rd. Made the morale of the team raise just a little, shame Marc didn't pour his perfect cup of Coke earlier, he was down for the rest of the day. Poor bugger...

Race day came, grid girl was incredibly tall, big no no for me so instead I went over to Blake's who obviously paid his grid girl to stand with his number... As the lights went out it was GO GO GO as Murray would say, my plan worked a charm:

11:45am: I walked up to Blakes grid girl, payed her to slip in a lovely laxative into his drinks bottle.
12:00pm: Blake slow off the line, I jump him. Slight smell coming from the Ferrari...


The car felt suprisingly good for the first stint, lap 9 saw me taken by Brad Horton, that guy is on fire, untill lap 10 when he made a lovely error allowing me to take back my position. As I took the lead on lap 12 with may I say a lovely, lovely pass out of the final turn, I felt moisture down below, nope, I went before the race, it was starting to rain. I decided to take advantage of our superb weather resources, notibly ITV's weather chick, and dive in for Intermediates, I came out the pit like a bull looking at red. I must be turning colour blind because it was actually a blue Renault I came out behind...

I was then stuck behind what was actually a Citreon 2CV in Renault colours for a number of laps before I got bored and made it more exciting by making a mistake dropping me 2 futher places, always up for a challenge I am. I heard Trendell had lost his Ferrari on lap 21, I have a signal for finding mine mate ;). By lap 23 I was soaked, trying my hardest to get my body covered from the rain as much as possible I accidentally, and I mean accidentally, took my steering wheel off down the front straight to place on top of my head as some kind of umbrella. Of course the result was I lost front end grip, stupid front wing, and collided with a Red Bull, it was like a magic trick, I suddenly had no front left wheel!

So that was my race over, thanks to some Kiwi in a Blue Cow or whatever it is.. During the period between races, I'll demand the development team to produce a helmet that has an umbrella packed inside for me, I'm not one for getting wet.

See ya at Imola!
 
Well..
I'm gonna join the fun also

Sunny day! As we all expected, I had high hopes for this race, since I qualified at #4
As the race started, I was immediately able to gain to #3 because the the bad start by Blake's Ferrari.

Everything seems to go pretty good, until the sky turned gray and started to rain. I gained some places and lost some, and on lap 15, because of the weather, I pitted to change tyres, and dropped to #12

However, after my steady pace, I was able to jump back into #3, nevertheless, on lap 29, my crew wants me to switch tyres again, and I was dropped to #11

When the race resumes at lap 32, it started to pour like a ____________, many laps after, my car was good enough to propel me to #5.

Just as things were looking pretty good, and I'm lapping faster than the Toyota in front of me, I saw an oppotunity to pass.

BAM!!!!!!
I'm not sure what happened, but all I know is that I'm out of the race. After I got out, I saw my nose cone and front suspension is destroyed. Of course, some "helmet-tossing and cursing" was there, and I hope Toyota has an explanation for us.

Overall speaking, this race was very crazy with 9 retirements, both BMWs and Williams retired, not to metion veterans like Davidson and Trendell.
Points leader Soyfu also retired.

Still, championship race is close, and hope we all can see better results at Imola.
 
As well as mine:


Didn't start off too great today. Started in 16th position, while my teammate was in 14th. Toyota was NOT off to a good start.

I moved up a position on the first lap and put my teammate behind me in 16th. So far so good eh? Well to further justify Toyota's bad start, my teammate Abdeslam Charkaoui, ate the wall at the last corner of the track. Bad luck I guess. I did manage to grab 13th though.

On lap 6 the weather started to get very humid and nasty. Perfect conditions for a rainstorm, I thought. Later on Lap 11 the weather turned into even better conditions for bad weather. "I'm prepared", I said to myself.

Lap 12 got me into the Top 10 after slipstreaming by Owens. I've come 6 positions in 12 laps...not bad.

It started to drizzle on lap 13, so I pitted and swapped my softs for Intermediates. Because of this I was back in 17th. I figured my race was over.

Wrong I was, or so I hope. I moved up to 15th after a few others pitted and I drafted Butler.

On Lap 15 I made quick work of Travis and flew past him, claiming my name to position numero 13. "I'm going to make it", I said.

Lap 17 is full fledged RAIN. This works to my advantage as I move into 12th and consider passing Chang.

Lap 18, Chang pulled away from me, but now I have new prey, Lee Davidson. It's a tense battle into turn 9, but I come out on top, only to have Owens come past me after doing my deed.

Lap 19: Chang, Owens and I make quick work of Hutchison as we all 3 breeze by him, putting me into my highest position of todays race, 9th.

Lap 20 shows it's nasty side and the weather goes from rain to a downpour. I'm doing just fine with my Intermediates, so I don't pit.

3 More people pit the next lap so this puts me into the top 5 at 5th position as I threaten to put Owens behind me.

Owens gets past Chang, putting me to get past him. He looks like easy work though, so I don't sweat him.

Lap 23 was a big one. Davidson was trying to defend 6th when Richards came out of nowhere to overtake him. Not many details are known, but Davidson is done for the day while Richards pits to make repairs.

Horton makes a pit stop on lap 25, putting me in 3rd following Chang, then Owens at 1st. This should be a good battle.

Lap 26 shows good and puts me into 2nd as I edge past Chang. A good competitor, he is.

I am forced to pit on lap 27 and drop back to 4th with Intermediates. Not to worry though, 4th is still good.

Next lap Travis gets a taste of the wall at turn three and is out of the race. Bring out the Safety Car.

Owens (1st) and Chang (2nd) pit the next lap, putting me back into my high-point 2nd behind Ramos in the Williams.

When the safety car pulls back in, it downpours like no other, and Richards puts me behind him. 3rd Isn't so bad I thought, lets defend Haswell for now.

Ramos pits on lap 37, putting me in 2nd again. I've been putting Blake off for 6 laps now.

Lap 40: Haswell proves a good competitor and has been running me hard for 9 laps straight.

Haswell pits on lap 43, as well as I do on lap 44. I'm back in 4th, while Blake is in 6th, away from me thankfully. Chang is still behind me though, so this could get interesting.

Chang makes his move on lap 46 but gets blocked. I don't know if I can keep him off to secure my 4th place finish.

Haswell's transmission craps out on him on lap 47 and his laps make a significant slow down.

On lap 52 of 58 Chang tries again, but I try my best to keep him back.

Lap 58: Chang tries to make a move on me, and as I block he seems to overreact to my block and slides off into the sand, damaging part of his car. Thankfully I avoided his missile-like BMW and finished 4th.

Not bad for a days work, but my apologizes to Herman Chang. No harm was meant on my blocking procedure.
 
Casio (Brad Horton's) Race Report.


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The day wasn't looking well. Although I qualified a respectful 5th position. I had taken a gamble on the set-up which I knew what not as good as it could have been due to the complications of the wet weather.

I managed to storm away at the lights, dispatching Hutchison's Renault and Haswell's Ferrari. By the end of the first lap I was chasing Chang's BMW with Edward's Super Aguri following behind.

By lap 7 the clouds were starting to cover the track, which was getting greasy. I took advantage of my skills and passed Chang's BMW, who seemed to be troubled by the conditions. 2 Laps later I flew past the Honda of Davidson, and was screaming down the straight side-by-side with the Renault of Beyens. We crossed the line only 0.002 apart, the crowd was going nuts. However, in my effort to pass him I made an error into turn 9. Costing me a place.

Lap 14 I was back up to 2nd place. However, the rain was starting to get heavier, I desided it would be best to change to intermediates. I came out of the pit stop in 9th place. However, I was the highest placed driver on intermediates, and 20 seconds behind Beyen's leading Renault.

However, Beyen's stayed out on soft tyres. I was lapping 3 seconds a lap faster then him. By the time Beyen's made a pitstop on lap 23 I was in second place only .3 seconds behind him. I led my first lap on lap 24. The rain then started to come down harder, so I switched to full wets while I still had track position.

When I came out of the pits I was again the highest placed driver on full laps. But I began questioning my decision to come in early as the intermediate shod car of Ramos flew past me.

The safety car came out at lap 28, the leading 2 drivers raced into the pits. I thought my race would have been over now, it played right into their hands.

It was all going downhill. I was sleeping when the safety car came in, and lost 3 places on that lap alone. I managed to clew back one of those places from Pianelli on the next lap. As I passed him he thew up his hands in disgust as he thought my overtaking move was reckless. I was in 4th place soon after, and matained the postion for quite a few laps, following Haswell's Ferrari.

When Haswell pitted on lap 43, I stayed out. Albiet 7 seconds behind him, but I kept pushing in the hope that he made a mistake and I could get him in the next pitstop. The lap after Allman in the Toytoa pitted from 2nd. Giving me that place.

My fuel was marginal if I was going to make it to the end. I was going to have to make a splash and dash with only a few laps to go! By luck of the gods, a safety car was deployed on lap 46 while the stewards cleared Ramos' Williams off the wall. The safety car stayed out for 4 laps until lap 50. I could make the end of the race now! What was even better was it got me right up to the back of Richards in his Red Bull, which obviously had been given wings, judging by his performance this round.

Alas, I couldn't match the Red Bulls pace this race. Which just blew the rest of my the field away, starting from dead-last and winning the race by 15 seconds, which included a safety car 10 laps before the end. I settled for a second place, with Edwards' doing wonders in his Super Aguri to get it to 3rd place.

Only 11 cars survived the demolishion garden of Melbourne. My teammate Soyfu didn't make it past lap 9. However, he is still leading the championship by 1 point! To the shock of many, Midland grew it's lead in the teams championship to 5 points over second placed Ferrari.

A new era in Formula One racing is starting to appear. And the zenith of this era is Midland F1.
 
Start, lead for a bit, get screwed, finish badly.

The End.
 
i wouldnt know, on the site the last update was on the 7th, and they said it was a couple of days away.. so i would say in the near future.
 
It's in testing the V8 Supercars. We just don't know if they test a few races or the entire season.
 
Few races I guess..

This carset has entered local testing. The usual "guinea pig" test championship will follow within the next couple of days prior to full release of the carset 24 hours later.

Simple tyre system to start with. At least if we are going to get this out by friday.

So when they release it and someone notices it, they can start a V8 private game and hopefully everyone else will check here before creating one..
 
Impreza04
Not really, I'm very rarely at the top in practice, but Quali and the Race i'm usually up there

Only cause of Lee and Blake. lol :nervous:


JUST KIDDIN!
 
I love you Omnis. Just put on the gimp mask again dude... I always do well then. ;)
 
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