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2 at once? Hax. :(

I should recap, the whole season or something (17 > 2)
"Lots of retirements
Aguri cheats!!one. wait j/k
Graham is teh suck lol
lol, Horton winning again? no wai
Spyker ftl
McLaren > all? wrrrrrry"
win :D
 
And also, can any KT (Kool Tools) users out there tell me if it's worth the fiver investment?

It's not £5, thats for one advertising square (theres a reduces rate for a while) you might as well buy two square and get KT (£10).. But it worth it, makes creating liveries worthwhile
 
I should recap, the whole season or something (17 > 2)
"Lots of retirements
Aguri cheats!!one. wait j/k
Graham is teh suck lol
lol, Horton winning again? no wai
Spyker ftl
McLaren > all? wrrrrrry"
win :D
Funnily enough, that pretty much sums the whole season up nicely :lol:
 
Won my third-ever race in said Red Bull :D

Melbourne, dead last on grid. Race went wet, I won by nearly sixteen seconds :D
 
Players will need to be registered and logged in before they can enter the private game. When logged in, clicking the following URL will take you to the join game page:

http://batracer.com/-cj?&D&13392

Alternativly, you can select "private games" from the menu and enter the number "13392" into the box. The game password, PM ME ON BATRACER!!



McLaren:
Jamez Shepherd
Laura Rees

Renault:
Appie Charkaoui
TBA

Ferrari:
Jef Beyens
Dylan Strzempko

Honda:
Danny Graham
Simon Trendell

BMW Sauber:
Bram Machiels
Herman Chang

Toyota:
Guillaume Dubois
TBA

Red Bull:
TBA
TBA

Williams:
Ashley Butler
Dave Carr Smith

Toro Rosso:
David Knowles
Suzanne Taylor

Spyker:
Duncan Hutchinson
David Smith

Super Aguri:
Lee Davidson
TBA

 
I've seen the way Renaults race IF you set them up right. Also, Finchy-boy, You've gone and picked the gayest looking car in the sport! :p
 
Danny, you know what a Renault is capable of:

This is my last public game where I lost the title in the last race, both the Ferrari drivers were KT and within the top-500

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Notice the pace of the Ferrari in the comparison image...
 
I've seen the way Renaults race IF you set them up right. Also, Finchy-boy, You've gone and picked the gayest looking car in the sport! :p

Oh hush. We set them up fine boy.

And I don't look like Finch. Seriously, stop it.
 
Toyota:
1. Brad Horton
2. Guillaume Dubois

McLaren:
3. Laura Rees
4. Jamez Shepherd

Super Aguri:
5. Lee Davidson
6. Blake Haswell

BMW Sauber:
7. Bram Machiels
8. Herman Chang

Williams:
9. Ashley Butler
10. Dave Carr Smith

Ferrari:
11. Jef Beyens
12. Dylan Strzempko

Red Bull:
14. Matt Keller
15. TBA

Spyker:
16. Duncan Hutchinson
17. David Smith

Renault:
18. Appie Charkaoui
19. TBA

Honda:
20.Simon Trendell
21. Danny Graham

Toro Rosso:
22. Suzanne Taylor
23. David Knowles
 
Sharky's Want Some Chinese Takeways? Race Wrapup

Podium Rundown:
1st: Rees (BMW Sauber)
2nd: Hayha (Williams)
3rd: Trendell (McLaren)

Race Statistics:
Fastest Lap: Rees (BMW Sauber); 1min 31.896


Retirements (odd, this lot):
Skywalker (Red Bull, lap 20), gearbox​
Charkaoui (Super Aguri, lap 21), transmission​
Beyens (BMW Sauber, lap 22), brakes​
Kawasie (Spyker, lap 23), accident​
Nikolakopoulos (Toyota, lap 34), brakes​
Hutchison (Ferrari, lap 37), clutch​
AlMomen (Toyota, lap 56), accident​

Leaders:
Rees (led 33 laps)​
Hutchison (led 11 laps)​
Trendell (McLaren, led 6 laps)​
Charkaoui (led 5 laps)​
Dubios (Honda, led 1 lap)​
Fastest Scheduled Pitstop: Hutchison (5.68 sec)
Slowest Scheduled Pitstop: Dubois (17.80 sec)
Most Pitstops: Dunstan (Ferrari, 3)
Kamikaze Maniac: Butler (2 collisions)


Race Report:
Race Duration: 56 laps
Weather: BONE DRY!
-bW

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Lap 1:

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4th placed Machiels (Red Bull) loses 12 places.
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In his attempt to better Machiels' -12 effort, Davidson (Super Aguri) "accidentally" sticks his car in reverse. He only loses 11.

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Charkaoui makes up four places, to second. Meanwhile, Trendell manages to stay where he started - first.

Lap 7:
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(or should that be
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?) Trendell drops two places to third.

Lap 16:
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Charkaoui (P2) makes a mistake at turn three, but loses no positions.

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Hutchison pits from the lead. Rejoins fifth.

Lap 20:
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Skywalker's (Red Bull) gearbox falls out of his car.

DAMAGE:
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Skywalker


Lap 21:
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Charkaoui's rear diff seizes. And falls out.

DAMAGE:
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Charkaoui


Lap 22:
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Beyens breaks his, er, brakes.

DAMAGE:
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Beyens


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Lap 23:


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The first corner claims Kawasie.

Safety car is deployed.

DAMAGE:
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Kawasie


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Lap 27:

Safety car pulls off.

Lap 30:
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Butler (Honda) and Horton (McLaren) tangle.

DAMAGE:
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Butler


Lap 33:
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Taylor (Renault), having driven a quiet race to third, damages her front wing and requires a new one.

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Lap 34:

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Nikolakopoulos pulls a Beyens.

Safety car. Again.

DAMAGE:
-i
Nikolakopoulos


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Lap 37:

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Hutchison's clutch bites the dust. Under a safety car? You betcha.

DAMAGE:
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Hutchison


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Lap 41:
Safety car pulls off.

Lap 42:
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Machiels damages his car at turn fourteen, and is lapping slower.

DAMAGE:
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Machiels


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Lap 56:

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AlMomen crashes out of ninth. At the final corner.

Rees wins.

Crunching The Numbers:
Best Performing Teams Overall: Williams (2nd and 5th), Renault (4th and 6th)
Worst Performing Teams Overall: Toyota (16th and 18th - double DNF), Toro Rosso (14th and 15th), Red Bull (11th and 22nd)
Fastest Team (is an average of both driver's fastest lap): Ferrari (1min 32.625)
Best Overtakers: Ferrari, Renault (14 passes)
Biggest Movers - Team (average of both drivers' qual change): Renault (up 13.5)
Biggest Movers - Drivers: Graham (up 16), Taylor (up 11), Hayha (up 9), Dunstan (up 9)

- - - - - - - - -

Sharky's Come Get A Brazilian Wax Race Wrapup

Podium Rundown:
1st: Charkaoui (Super Aguri)
2nd: Rees (BMW Sauber)
3rd: Hutchison (Ferrari)

Race Statistics:
Fastest Lap: Rees (BMW Sauber); 1min 11.029


Retirements:
Beyens (BMW Sauber, lap 3), accident​
Skywalker (Red Bull, lap 39), transmission​
Machiels (Red Bull, lap 47), collision​
Trendell (McLaren, lap 54), accident​
Nikolakopoulos (Toyota, lap 57), accident​

Leaders:
Charkaoui (led 70 laps)​
Dubios (Honda, led 1 lap)​
Fastest Scheduled Pitstop: Davidson (Super Aguri, 5.26 sec) Slowest Scheduled Pitstop: Dunstan (Ferrari, 11.44 sec)
Most Pitstops: Davidson (5)
Kamikaze Maniac: Horton (2 collisions)


Race Report:
Race Duration: 71 laps
Weather: BONE DRY!
-bW

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Lap 1:

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Trendell stalls in ninth.

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Charkaoui passes Machiels for the lead.

Lap 3:
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Beyens crashes out from 14th. Beyens had this to say on the matter: "lmfao, this season sucked."".

Lap 6:
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Horton and Rees come together for third. Horton is lapping slower, Rees loses track position.

DAMAGE:
-i
Horton


Lap 8:
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Somehow, Skywalker gets passed by two cars into turn one.

Lap 11:
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Smith (Spyker) takes turn one funny, and is now lapping slower.

DAMAGE:
-i
Smith


Lap 22:
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Horton pits from second.

Lap 24:

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Smith gets overtaken into turn one twice. Like Skywalker.

Lap 27:
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Horton damages his car at Juncao. His laptimes suffer as a result.

DAMAGE:
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Horton


Lap 32:
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Horton loses fuel pressure, and is lapping EVEN slower.

DAMAGE:
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Horton


Lap 36:
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Graham (Renault) and Dunstan tangle. Graham is lapping slower, Dunstan has to pit to repair damage.

DAMAGE:
-i
Graham


Lap 39:
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For the second race in a row, Skywalker's transmission lets go.

DAMAGE:
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Skywalker



Lap 47:
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Chang (Williams) punts Machiels off in a dispute for third. Chang is lapping slower.

DAMAGE:
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Machiels

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Chang

Lap 54:
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Trendell crashes out at de Senna.

DAMAGE:
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Trendell


Lap 57:
-i
Nikolakopoulos retires from thirteenth at Juncao.

DAMAGE:
-i
Nikolakopoulos


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Lap 71:

Charkaoui takes his third win.

Crunching The Numbers:
Best Performing Teams Overall: Honda (4th and 6th), Williams (5th and 10th), Spyker (7th and 9th)
Worst Performing Teams Overall: Red Bull (20th and 21st - double DNF), Toro Rosso (16th and 17th), McLaren (15th and 19th)
Fastest Team (is an average of both driver's fastest lap): Super Aguri(1min 11.330)
Best Overtakers: Super Aguri (16 passes)
Biggest Movers - Team (average of both drivers' qual change): Honda (up 9.5)
Biggest Movers - Drivers: Butler (Honda, up 16), Hayha (Williams, up 15)
 
Please do not send either of them the password as they do not yet have a finalised drive.
 
Hey fairs fair, we didn't pick our seats like that, they shouldn't either. I have sent them PM's explaining what to do. :)

EDIT: Check out who's Mr.lucky, at long last me and Blake will be going toe to toe in the same car. :scared:
 
If any of you KTs jump in a Corvette LMES, upload this livery so I can see what it comes out like please :)

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Players will need to be registered and logged in before they can enter the private game. When logged in, clicking the following URL will take you to the join game page:

http://batracer.com/-cj?&D&13392

Alternativly, you can select "private games" from the menu and enter the number "13392" into the box. The game password, PM ME ON BATRACER!!

Toyota:
1. Brad Horton
2. Guillaume Dubois

McLaren:
3. Laura Rees
4. Jamez Shepherd

Super Aguri:
5. Lee Davidson
6. Blake Haswell

BMW Sauber:
7. Bram Machiels
8. Herman Chang

Williams:
9. Ashley Butler
10. Dave Carr Smith

Ferrari:
11. Jef Beyens
12. Dylan Strzempko

Red Bull:
14. Matt Keller
15. Bruno Domingues

Spyker:
16. Duncan Hutchinson
17. David Smith

Renault:
18. Appie Charkaoui
19. Chris Taylor

Honda:
20.Simon Trendell
21. Danny Graham

Toro Rosso:
22. Suzanne Taylor
23. David Knowles
 
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