Originally posted by MMMPWR
BMW 3 series does not belong in tha category in any way, first off its german kinda hard to bolt japanese parts on to german engineering, its actuly kinda hard to bolt german parts on to german engineering. And Rice and i define it stands for something thats supposed to Be fast, in the owners mind, yet its not posibly fast with its few thousand dollar body kit that does nothing but spoil the air flow, and if anything make the car unstable at speed since maybe body kits have lips and **** that would actully create lift. Also any car that has a Muffle thats more than 3" in diameter gets into the elimination round, also if it has Neon lights or a LCD/DVD Screen in it anywhere (who the hell watches TV when they are driving? I know i dont want to be near anyone on teh road that has a tv in thier car, they should be driving not watching a movie) Also any gaming systems automatically qualify it as a Ricer, Any subwoofer that is not properlly equalized with the rest of the sound qualifies you as a ricer. I dont need to hear your bass, I know its in there I dont want to hear your body panels shake its retarded and subwoofers are too heavy, besides you shouldnt be listening to music that loud anyway you should be listening to your car, and performance driver knows that. Also If your call wheels "Rims" you classify as a tool, Rims are the outside edge of a wheel also known as lip. Also if you use NOS you are a RICER, NOS not only is the worst thing you could do to an engine but it also shows how much of a girl you are, you need the hell of a fuel to go fast. The only people that should use NOS are the ones that have replaced thier Pistons, Valves, Cam Belt with a Chain, Block, Crankshaft with ones that will withstand the high temperatures also known as race parts since they are able to handle the heat generated by High Octane Fuels like 115 and 108. Also if your car has chrome wheels, anyone looking for performance knows Chrome is weak, heavy and over priced its only a plating but still heavy. If your wheels Spin on a bearing = ricer, or if you replaced your tail lights or head lights with some clear euro hell, taillights dont make you go faster, buy something thats not useless. Same with shift knobs, dont buy one unless you need one, that means if your last one broke in half than you can buy one. Also do not call your car fast unless you know it is for a fact, do not talk about horsepower of your car unless you have taken it to a dyno, adding an airfilter doesnt give you mroe HP you can BUY HP, you have to buy parts that allow the engine to generate more hp. Dont do burnouts in front wheel drive cars it looks retarded, and also dont do burnouts in rear wheel drive cars that dont have a LSD or Locked Differential. Cause 1 wheel spinning looks equally retarded. Dont do burnouts, it only demonstrated that your a tool and you can piss your money away on tires (maybe this explains why people buy spares as the actual wheel) If you must spin your tires, do it in 2nd or 3rd gear and dont drop the clutch then tell me about it or do donuts/circles whatever you like to call them.
