Best line in a movie

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Originally posted by Cobraboy
It's not the best, but still funny.

"Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax Expletive-Deleted who are making the Bluntman and Chronic movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our Expletive-Deleted, then Expletive-Deleted, which is made up of our Expletive-Deleted, then eat their Expletive- Deleted, which is made up of our Expletive-Deleted that we made 'em eat. Unquote. So far, we haven't been able to get a statement from anyone here at the studio.

Jay and Silent Bob Striek Back.
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Wait, wait, so you don't like to be called *****es?! How about sweet ***** ****, then?
 
Star Trek Nemesis - Data's brother: "Why is your head so shiney?"
:lol: That is the funniest line I have ever heard from anything Star Trek.
 
"I'm not buying you lunch ANYMORE" - George Castanza in Seinfeld

This isn't in a movie, but for those of you who have seen the "Big Salad" episode will appreciate this. :lol:
 
Originally posted by the_cobbinator
"I'm not buying you lunch ANYMORE" - George Castanza in Seinfeld

This isn't in a movie, but for those of you who have seen the "Big Salad" episode will appreciate this. :lol:
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The "Soup Nazi" in Seinfeld is funny!
 
Half Baked
"I don't know. Maybe 5:00...6:30"

"Mauwie-wauwie"(sp?)

"Oh my goodness! Now that is a titty! That's what I'm talkin' 'bout! "

Simpsons
Lisa-don't tell me mom dresses you.
Homer-I guess...or when of her friends
 
Star Trek: First Contact.

"You broke your little ships." - Lily to Picard after Picard accidentally hits the models of the Enterprise with a phaser rifle.
 
"He called the sht poop" Billy Madison
"I wipe my own a$$" Big Daddy
"Did you just see that guys balls?"
"Yeah, they were weird looking!" Billy Madison
I think that BM, BD and Happy Gilmore are some of the greatest movies ever, anyone agree?
 
The princess says to Han "I Love You."
Han says "I know."

I love that line.

I'm sure there are some great ones in indiana jones. I need to watch thoe movies again.

I'll second the sentiment for "the price is wrong *****"

"They told me Christmas only comes once a year." - the world is not enough (i think)
 
"Who's the sorry little communist shat twinkle toe cacksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?"

same movie "Who the F&ck said that?"

another one "Thank you very much, Can I be in charge for a while?"

different -> Your gonna be walking down the street with three shoes. . . Two on your feet and one up your arse!"

different one -> "Don't touch those. . . Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!"
 
You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
Well....there's no-one else here.
You talkin' to me?

*pulls out gun*
Faster than you...
 
"Hheeeeeeeeeerrrrrree'sss Johnny!"

The Shinning


"Well hay hay, ho ho ,ha! T'hulla hulla hulla, T'bulla bulla bulla," (chuckles) "Look who's got the front seats to the Mexican Hat Dance now, folks!" (chuckles again), "Just like a bunch of spiders in a bithday cake!"

Nothing But Trouble


"They're Here!"

Poltergeist


"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Animal House
 
duh, "Show me the MONEY!"

If this wasn't overplayed like it was.


"Oh look, a baby wolf."

1941


"First time you ever 'plug' somebody?"

Big Trouble In Little China


"Come on, squeal like a piggy!"

Deliverance


"Greed, is good."

Wall Street


"What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports is'a going on here?" "I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"

Blazing Saddles
 
"Reach into the bag and pull out the wallet that says Bad Mother****er on it" Pulp Fiction

I love the one in my signature too.
 
I just rented the movie "Basic" on dvd and there's a cool line in there where Travoltas character is talking to the female lead character chick and he's like
"Look..I'm still a little drunk from last night, so if I skip the witty banter and move right on to me coming on to you, I hope you don't take offense to that"
or something like that, cool line
 
"Clyde, scrap the car"

Three points to anyone other than Tom M or Neon_Duke that can name that movie.

AO
 
Originally posted by BeasT-EL-33
In the matrix 1
Agent says to Neo(right before he shoots him)"only human"
Then Trinity says"dodge this"then shoots agent.


The best ever!!
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My wife loves that part. I prefer a bit earlier:
Tank: So, whaddaya need besides a miracle
Neo: Guns. Lots of guns.

That's ace. Especially because Trinity does the whole lobby scene without any of her own guns.
 
Well of Course she couldn't use her own guns...That'd mean she'd have to have all the holsters strapped around her body and, to be perfectly honest...ruin the curves shown off by the latex :D.

When working in Circuit Coty I used to use the Lobby scene as a demo of surround sound. I'd hit hte stop button a split second after Trinity said "Dodge This" (a hair before the gun shot).

AO
 
Signs

"There's a monster outside my bedroom. Can I have a glass of water?"

_Mel-" So what you have to ask yourself is, are you in group one-you see miracles and there is a God or are you group two-do you think that if anything happens you are on your own"
_Actor(Forgot name)- One time I was at a party and I was sitting on the couch next to Rhonda Mckinney (makes motion that she was hot). I leaned over to kiss her and realized I had gum in my mouth. I reached over got a cup and put the gum in the cup and turned back around and Rhonda threw up all over herself. I could have been kissing her when she threw up. That would've scarred me for life. Right then and there I knew it was a miracle. I'm definitly in group one."
 

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