Best/Worst You've Dealt With in GTA Online

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I get random people add me all the time. I tend to add them and deleted about a month later when I do a clear out of my ps friends list.

One guy however was only like a level 50 odd but found me during random missions. He now invites me everyone I go on to my PS3 so he is on my radar. I did notice a few nights ago that he was level 1 thousand odd. Why you'd grind to level 50 to just then get yourself banned I have no idea.
 
Getting kicked from the Pacific Standard Job . I dunno whether it is a glitch , or whether they just kick low level players ( I'm level 35 ) , but they are like level 70 - 100 . But it always say " you have been kicked from the job "

Also , I came across something about 3 weeks ago when doing the Human Raid Hydra , I got to the flight deck , killed the navy sailors then got to the jump jet before he did . The first time , he threw a sticky bomb and blew me up and the hydra , the second time , I got to it again , he threw me out the jet ( R* please fix the ability to do this ) over the sea , third time , same again , fourth time , I got a very rude message from him that was much ruder than the following but edited to standards

" The jet is mine , I deserve it , not you , only I know how to fly it and if you don't let me fly it I'm continuing to freemode "

Wanna hear another thing ? I was the host ^^^
 
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ApexDrift123
Getting kicked from the Pacific Standard Job . I dunno whether it is a glitch , or whether they just kick low level players ( I'm level 35 ) , but they are like level 70 - 100 . But it always say " you have been kicked from the job "

Also , I came across something about 3 weeks ago when doing the Human Raid Hydra , I got to the flight deck , killed the navy sailors then got to the jump jet before he did . The first time , he threw a sticky bomb and blew me up and the hydra , the second time , I got to it again , he threw me out the jet ( R* please fix the ability to do this ) over the sea , third time , same again , fourth time , I got a very rude message from him that was much ruder than the following but edited to standards

" The jet is mine , I deserve it , not you , only I know how to fly it and if you don't let me fly it I'm continuing to freemode "

Wanna hear another thing ? I was the host ^^^
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I can understand why they wouldn't trust other players with it, since I can't trust randoms either. What I can't accept is the fact that they intentionally failed the mission because they didn't get what they wanted like some overprivileged brat.
 
ApexDrift123
Getting kicked from the Pacific Standard Job . I dunno whether it is a glitch , or whether they just kick low level players ( I'm level 35 ) , but they are like level 70 - 100 . But it always say " you have been kicked from the job "

Also , I came across something about 3 weeks ago when doing the Human Raid Hydra , I got to the flight deck , killed the navy sailors then got to the jump jet before he did . The first time , he threw a sticky bomb and blew me up and the hydra , the second time , I got to it again , he threw me out the jet ( R* please fix the ability to do this ) over the sea , third time , same again , fourth time , I got a very rude message from him that was much ruder than the following but edited to standards

" The jet is mine , I deserve it , not you , only I know how to fly it and if you don't let me fly it I'm continuing to freemode "

Wanna hear another thing ? I was the host ^^^
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I personally would have let him get it, but instead of crashing him, I would have blatantly waited till you both were over by Trevor's airstrip and then divebombed him to blow up the Hydra. It would have served him right, and then I would have done it until he ragequit to really teach him a lesson. I actually did that once to a random that blatantly ran into me because I got the Hydra, and he ragequit as soon as I did that to him.
 
So I was playing some Longest Reverse Without Crashing with my Stinger GT on the Airport runway and this random decided it was a good idea to just ram me and drive by with a random Buffalo.

Unlike most of these random idiocy I find, I was furious because I don't like it when people just step on Bubblegum like that! In a flash, I got out and wasted that sonofacaymanisles and went to fix my car.

I got some money for getting 2nd place (1st placer was with me at the airport) and fixed my car at Hao's. Meanwhile, random rambo here goes on an assault to the winner, which didn't go well.

Turns out that rambo here is supported by a friend who's level 200.. but still a typical griefer with a jet since I'm angry and deserve to show you why.

He arrived in a Hydra and started to beat down on the other guy. While rambo tries to get away from the police, I was at the road above, and showing my glorious geni- I mean RPG!!

That death has that Hydra on alert for me. He came for me and went past Devin's hangar, only to see my Stinger GT jump in and suddenly using a sticky that barely hit him.

Yes, that happened. I am awesome, I know.

But he wasn't happy witnessing my badassery.

So I had some solo time with Bubblegum. To cool off that heated moment. I was at the impound to see what's on, then saw him in an Issi and charging.

Before he came close, I went to the parking lot and placed a proxy on the ramp. When he came, it did it's job.

And he was mad. You know.. He goes off the radar. Hah. How about a proxy on every entrance to the roof? I know I'm camping, but I'm not abusing people with a VTOL.

Speaking of which: after that second explosion, he went to get his Hydra back. Only problem: by the time he got up, I've already left and head for the subway.

He came over to the entrance and landed promptly while I wait just nearby inside, with a booby trapped entrance too. Since he must've learned his lesson, he waited outside and started using his grenade launcher. Eventually, he foiled my trapped door.

But then, a tram appeared from the tunnel and then next to him. When it reached his Hydra, BOOM goes the dynamite.

I pat myself on the back for putting a sticky on the tram. He left after.
 
Hydra is Pegasus so no. $200 bucks to call it out after its destroyed by its user and user is back in business.
 
So...here I was, up in a helicopter, AFK for a few minutes. The very moment I come back, a Titan comes in out of nowhere and blows me up. It's a level 15 fellow...and thinks he's going to get away with that. I call for my armored Kuruma, and chase him with my AP until he dies. He's kinda smart and goes Passive. But...passive doesn't fly with Muggers. I call Lamar, he does his side, and I get a notice "XXX was mugged for $997". I go in, kill the mugger, who by the way was driving away a Karin Dilettante, steal the $997 from the mugger, and kill level 15. That was probably the best $3 I spent all day.
 
Bounty from previous post.

I was bored and logged onto GTA, only to find that I still had that wretched bounty. This time, I opted for the construction site and headed over there in my Kuruma. As I was climbing up the ladder to the top, I noticed that a rank 36 had followed me and seconds later my Kuruma was no more. I ignored it and kept climbing. Soon a rank 64 joined us too. Since they had no idea where I was, they just went ahead and killed each other for a few minutes.

Meanwhile, I made it to the top of the construction site and parachuted off the crane to a nearby building. I realized that the rank 36 had also been climbing up the ladder and he was soon going to get me, but then I spotted another parachute and jumped off while calling for my Bati and going off the radar. By the time my blip reappeared, I had called Pegasus for my Tropic and easily made it to Vespucci Canals. I thought I was clear.

Little did I know that I had attracted the attention of a rank 219 pink dot who was buying masks. Somewhere near Fort Zancudo, I noticed that a pink boat blip was fast approaching and seconds later I looked back and saw a wild Seashark. I had three options at that point. Option 1 was to ditch the Tropic and swim, but it would be a matter of time till he got me. Option 2 was to try and "sail-by" (:sly:) him with my AP pistol, however with me being slower than him and having less than half of his health it would end badly. So I chose the only remaining option; I made an abrupt turn towards the coast, got off the boat. He opened fire with his pistol but eventually fell to my rifle.

I grabbed the Seashark and sped off towards Paleto Bay just before he could snipe me. From then on it was smooth sailing; as soon as I reached Paleto, I stole an ATV that I found on the beach and rode it to 4401 Procopio. Before I turned off the console I checked the minimap and saw that he was in a car in Paleto Forest.

The bounty is still on my head.
 
So, I so happened to be driving a large van when I casually passed by this Zentorno near Eclipse Towers.

Not a minute in, I realized he's been chasing me and trying to blow me up. After a few tries, I stood still and let him use a sticky at me.

It blew up.. but it wasn't effective..

I turned my van to reveal a sticky on me bumper, and did a variant of The GT5PowerBomb to him. He bombed like a firecracker.

The thing is.. I wasn't in an Insurgent.. but in the Riot Van. Knowing that it resists up to 8 stickies, it's a situational, but useful vehicle, especially when they see your regular blip on the radar.

I'm not sure how, but I plan to do a test with the Rhino, Insurgent and Riot to see their resistances against pure car explosions.
 
Don't you love it when you terrorize a high leveler and his minion, killing them so much that they start voting to kick and texting others in the lobby to kick you?!

I was all over a couple of them earlier and they hated it. They killed me as i entered the lobby before i had a chance to move so i killed them for a couple of hours using my poor skills and strategic passive mode plays.

They tried to avoid me in the end to go and hunt out a few level 10+ players but i just kept coming and kept killing. After their failed kick attempts, reporting me to R* and many insulting text messages they rage quit and after a quick 10 seconds of enjoyment i realised i achieved nothing....still, fun though.

(Have you noticed when you're in a running battle with people, you get texted abuse when entering passive mode yet they don't quite see the irony of the texts back when they go passive?

They fly around the map in a Jet killing as many as possible but if you get in a jet and kill them they call you all kinds for using a jet?

Strange people)
 
SomePlayaDude
So, I so happened to be driving a large van when I casually passed by this Zentorno near Eclipse Towers.

Not a minute in, I realized he's been chasing me and trying to blow me up. After a few tries, I stood still and let him use a sticky at me.

It blew up.. but it wasn't effective..

I turned my van to reveal a sticky on me bumper, and did a variant of The GT5PowerBomb to him. He bombed like a firecracker.

The thing is.. I wasn't in an Insurgent.. but in the Riot Van. Knowing that it resists up to 8 stickies, it's a situational, but useful vehicle, especially when they see your regular blip on the radar.

I'm not sure how, but I plan to do a test with the Rhino, Insurgent and Riot to see their resistances against pure car explosions.
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It might be fun to do it with the Armored Mule, considering that unlike the Riot Van and Insurgent, even less people are gonna realize how resilient it is. Then again, I'm not sure how resilient the Armored Mule is in the first place.
 
SomePlayaDude
I'm not sure how, but I plan to do a test with the Rhino, Insurgent and Riot to see their resistances against pure car explosions.
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You could use creator mode . Not sure if the riot is available there though .

Speaking of which , where can I find the riot ?
 
ApexDrift123
You could use creator mode . Not sure if the riot is available there though .

Speaking of which , where can I find the riot ?
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Unless the spawns have been changed since I last played, it should have a regular spawn in the police station at the north of the Vespucci Canals.
 
Finished a Fleeca finale with elite bonus (I've gotten pretty flawless at the hack and crack) and left Tequi-la-la to find a target vehicle (motorcycle) on the map. Went, chucked a sticky through the window of my armor-less Stinger GT and noticed my car was taking hits from a Micro SMG. No red circles on the map, just law enforcement blips, so a quick scan of my surroundings revealed an armored Kuruma from whence the bullets were originating. I'd just taken home over $90k (very generous and unexpected 45% cut) so I didn't fret the insurance. Sticky + Kuruma = Boom. Looked down and saw my body armor hadn't been touched. I messaged them: "lol no damage" and got an asterisked expletive reply.

:lol:

A couple minutes later, Merriweather is on me (presumably sent by the little turd) but I'm close enough to one of my garages that it isn't a big deal. I come back out in my Insurgent, no Merryweather--apparently they go away--but I see a tank blip on the radar and, sure enough, it's the turd. I'll see your Rhino and raise you a Hydra. Boom again.

:lol:
 
The good, taking out The Beast.
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So...the Beast visited a landmark near Grove Street, so I went up by the Cinema up a few blocks from the police station. A few minutes later, I hear the snarling. I turn around and he's going up by the Bus Depot. I spot him just as he leaves, in an armed Insurgent. Luckily, he's driving solo, and it can't me modified so my Osiris can easily keep up with him. First I try the AP. I get in a few hits but probably barely any damage. Out come the stickies. I manage a few direct hits, and some strays. I'm surprised I didn't blow myself up. Finally I got one good sticky and killed the Beast.

the bad? It cost 10 grand to for my ammo. The silly? The now former beast sent me a few texts asking for 25% wtf. I gave him 5% lol, which was just over a grand.
 
TexRex
Finished a Fleeca finale with elite bonus (I've gotten pretty flawless at the hack and crack)
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How much do you get for completing the elite challenge? I can never do it quick enough. I'm ok at doing the hack and drilling but I do prefer the driving. I'm always paired with someone who cannot drive or cannot do the hack within 20 minutes.
 
SVT Cobra GT
How much do you get for completing the elite challenge? I can never do it quick enough. I'm ok at doing the hack and drilling but I do prefer the driving. I'm always paired with someone who cannot drive or cannot do the hack within 20 minutes.
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I think its 100k if i'm correct.
 
I was doing deathmatches and was doing an rpg deathmatch with some friends (one who is a modder) yesterday. I had a friend, the modder, and another friend on my team, and the other team had two randoms and a friend of a friend. Time was set for 30 minutes. I wound up getting off to a hot start, and after a while, I started to suck. I later recovered and went on another good run and finished with 72 kills and had a positive k/d. My team also won, so that was a plus. I was happy with that since I suck at using rockets to kill people. I should also say that the modder had his mods off for it and the other deathmatches we did.
 
SVT Cobra GT
How much do you get for completing the elite challenge?
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Bonus for Elite? I think it's $50k which then gets added to the 1.25x Hard multiplier, but my own take-home was something like $93k and that was 45% of the total possible (which we got).
 
I was The Beast again



This time in a Lobby....that just wanted to kill each other. Once again won totally uncontested. I even drove right by a bunch of them...not a single shot toward me.
 
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gnomefromnome
This time in a Lobby....that just wanted to kill each other. Once again won totally uncontested. I even drove right by a bunch of them...not a single shot toward me.
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Encountered this as well, really weird.

Started off as beast at the airport with a total war zone around me (I thought someone easily saw my blip off the map) but nope literally killed someone and hopped on my bike and away I was :lol:
 

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