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Subject: BUBBA DIED IN A FIRE
>
> Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty
> badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body,
> so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer.
> The three men had always done everything together.
>
> Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
> Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him
> over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't
> Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange.
>
> Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took
> a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burn! t up. Roll
> him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't
> Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
>
> Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two as$ho!es."
> "What? He had two as$ho!es?!" said the mortician.
> Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes.
> Every time we went to town, folks would say,
> "Here comes Bubba with them two as$ho!es."
>
> Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty
> badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body,
> so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer.
> The three men had always done everything together.
>
> Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
> Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him
> over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't
> Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange.
>
> Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took
> a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burn! t up. Roll
> him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't
> Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
>
> Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two as$ho!es."
> "What? He had two as$ho!es?!" said the mortician.
> Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes.
> Every time we went to town, folks would say,
> "Here comes Bubba with them two as$ho!es."
i heard this once before, very nice 
