Caught my girlfriend playing with my Midget...

[The Stalker]

And guess what she said...wait for this guys..in her own words "I never knew something so small could provide so much joy to a woman"

That's what your mum said to me........Uh, no,......hold on, I've got that wrong!

Mum joke fail! LOL!

Great thread:tup:

 

[zedextreme8177]

Epic thread is epic

Be glad she's not playing with your Pajero

 

[Tbear]

BEST THREAD EVER!
No, seriously why the midget? You should let her drive the Prius,its much faster.

Don't you mean the "Priapus"?👍

 

[BarronGeddon]

 

[The Bman]

You mean your Tank Car?

 

[AOS-]

I imagined the topic was going to sound more like this:

and she suffered dearly for it.

 

[Tweetman_277]

Most importantly, did she get the Midget to finish first? Lol

 

[Crumpet]

This thread...

 

[Negrumir]

This thread should be locked. Waste of space on the forums. I don't come here to see stupid threads like these.

Better this than "GT5 sucks!" "Shift 2 > GT5" or some re-posting of a question that's already been asked (and answered) countless times before.

I would like to ask the OP why he keeps a midget around the house.

 

[GT_Prologue5]

I'm surprised you have a Midget AND a girlfriend...

 

[oblivionskate]

And guess what she said...wait for this guys..in her own words "I never knew something so small could provide so much joy to a woman"

Should I be worried? Are my days numbered?

👍

 

[finnracer]

If she prefers her cars big then she can try my Tank Car

 

[djinline]

Had a laugh reading this! Great stuff.

 

[PureLogic]

make sure you car wash that midget before she plays it

 

[Sumbode]

And guess what she said...wait for this guys..in her own words "I never knew something so small could provide so much joy to a woman"

Should I be worried? Are my days numbered?

hahahaha... Epic

 

[diablo6vt]

Why is motorsport so full of sexual innuendo. Going fast isn't usually a plus with most women...

Well you just need to practice throttle control...

Anyway, I'm sure she enjoyed driving the Midget stick.

 

[GT_Prologue5]

Anyway, I'm sure she enjoyed driving the Midget stick.

You just took the innuendo to a whole new level.

 

[alex1369]

Cmon lock this ****.... OMG some pepole are really bored
GET A LIFE

 

[stanong11]

Don't read if you are not interested.
OP, that was classic!!!

 

[PAWEL17]

Haha i laughed so hard, i fell off my dinosaur!

 

[strngz0731]

This thread should be locked. Waste of space on the forums. I don't come here to see stupid threads like these.

But you come here to provide a crass comment about "stupid threads like there", right?

Cmon lock this ****.... OMG some pepole are really bored
GET A LIFE

As bored as someone who has nothing better to do than to tell someone to "get a Life", right?

Look, we're all entitled to opinions and opportunities to mindfully debate issues, but there's no need or common courtesy involved in childish, pointless and hypocritical posts such as these. (Just saying…)

And guess what she said...wait for this guys..in her own words "I never knew something so small could provide so much joy to a woman"

Should I be worried? Are my days numbered?

It's been said before, but this is totally EPIC, dude!

I was wondering though, who got more out of that Midget - you or your girlfriend?

 

[Bigbazz]

Surely a Viper is more impressive than a Cobra?

 

[Skiddy]

Most importantly, did she get the Midget to finish first? Lol

hahahah..ingenious

 

[Sir Tuddle]

If she said 'car' ask her 'albanian or english?'

^epic win right here xD

 

[alex1369]

I want to say that this thread doesnt have a point.
If i make a thread with I caught my dog playing GT5 - what will you say then?????

The thread doesnt have a point, i mean so what if a girl plays video games - so what... let her do what she likes

Or when someone says i lost my save data - its his problem not ours...
why do they share such pointless/useless information here... if im "The boss" here i wold lock this straight away.... because there is no point.
A girl playing gt5.... - so what, is it maybe forbidden for them to play, no

LOCK this

 

[Dragunov]

Wait until she try the superbird... you should try too alex, you look angry 👍

 

[niky]

Lock it, why?

It's a thread about Gran Turismo 5. It's not a duplicate of any existing thread. And it's rather funny.

So far, the innuendo hasn't reached AUP-destroying proportions yet, so there's no reason to close it.

If you don't like the thread, you could, you know... not post in it. Shocking, I know.

And nobody touches my HEMI Orange Racing Midget. Unless it's over my cold, decomposing corpse.

 

[Sir Tuddle]

I want to say that this thread doesnt have a point.
If i make a thread with I caught my dog playing GT5 - what will you say then?????

The thread doesnt have a point, i mean so what if a girl plays video games - so what... let her do what she likes

Or when someone says i lost my save data - its his problem not ours...
why do they share such pointless/useless information here... if im "The boss" here i wold lock this straight away.... because there is no point.
A girl playing gt5.... - so what, is it maybe forbidden for them to play, no

LOCK this

Thank god your not the boss then, because under your logic every thread is pointless and irrelevant because its "his problem not ours"

Lighten up friend, not all threads are going to be strictly about the gameplay.

 

[Guml8all]

Did you let her take your Midget downtown?

 

[oopssorryy]

Midgets can spend quite a while on the 'Ring and not be finished. Most of those bigger ones just go too fast to get any enjoyment out of it!