Caught my girlfriend playing with my Midget...

[Nielg5]

Thats funny that.. I also caught your girlfriend playing with my viper

 

[Egor]

This thread is just WIN. Funny stuff.

 

[T-Unit95]

I think this post is retarted

... to which you should have replied:






"... wait til you try my Cobra "

Good one!

 

[Jaywalker]

This thread should be locked. Waste of space on the forums. I don't come here to see stupid threads like these.

Well then don't read it, gran. It's a lot better than the usual moaning. Then again, moaning seems to be what you enjoy... not so?

 

[Dennisch]

It would have been awesome if a trophy popped up while she was playing with the Midget.

Fiddle the Midget : Let your girl play with your Midget.



This is by far one of the best threads of 2011. BY FAR.

 

[Jaywalker]

OK, good point. See change.

 

[HOODFIELD]

 

[strngz0731]

I want to say that this thread doesnt have a point.
If i make a thread with I caught my dog playing GT5 - what will you say then?????

The thread doesnt have a point, i mean so what if a girl plays video games - so what... let her do what she likes

Or when someone says i lost my save data - its his problem not ours...
why do they share such pointless/useless information here... if im "The boss" here i wold lock this straight away.... because there is no point.
A girl playing gt5.... - so what, is it maybe forbidden for them to play, no

LOCK this

Well, I'd ask you if your dog had a ruff time with choosing which car to drive...
I have no idea what they'd choose, but surely their head would be hanging out to the side and their tongue would be flapping in the wind.
(It goes without saying that they'd be chasing after Jaguars and/or Cougars...)

I'll give you that to some extent there's no serious "point" to this thread, but I ask you this question:

So what?

There's absolutely nothing wrong with an amusing and light-hearted thread about a funny GT5-centric real-world experience, shared and joked about with the forum community.

This is now the second time you've felt compelled to enter a "lock this" post in this thread. I don't see point in doing that. It just confuses me that someone would enter a post that has no point into a thread they feel has no point. Alas, there's no point in trying to figure it out, so I'm just gonna go back to enjoying this thread.

Peace...

 

[C-ZETA]

Some of the jokes in this thread are just completely and utterly priceless.

Keep it up, guys.

But on topic, sweet chicks in sweet cars are just plain sexy. Although the average female driver of a Midget in real life would be about one hundred and eleven by now.

 

[Welsh-Fury]

Why is motorsport so full of sexual innuendo. Going fast isn't usually a plus with most women...

Yes, it's usually about the performance, and the Midget has lots of that. Can't do the same with a Tank Car.

 

[Goruk]

Did she "bump" anything with that midget?

 

[Blank_Redge]

I was doing the Light weight K cup on Seasonal. Just working my way through the cars that qualify for the race. I chose the midget but mid way through, my phone rings and I pause the game. I walk out to the balcony and after about 10mins when I came in, there she was, playing with the Midget. I have tried so many times in the past to get her to play with something bigger, faster and stronger which she has refused. Then I leave a red Midget on pause and the minute I turn my back she is onto it like her life depended on it.

Haha; that's awesome.

 

[Chqr]

Man, I need to buy a midget now.

 

[bobmarde]

Dis thread iz full of winz

 

[nioxic]

You guys got your own Midget? as in, a person?
Or is she talking about your privatepart?

OR your car, OR the game?

so many questions!

 

[Guml8all]

You guys got your own Midget? as in, a person?
Or is she talking about your privatepart?

OR your car, OR the game?

so many questions!

That's the point .

Everything is subliminal.

It might be hard to wrap your head around it, but it'll come eventually ( )

 

[alvin23a]

This thred is funnier when your 14 and have no sence of being mature.

 

[Guml8all]

This thread is funnier when you're 14 and have no sense of being mature.

Is that directed towards me? -.-

 

[alonsof1fan91]

This two pictures perfectly describe this thread:

This thread is just WIN. Funny stuff.

I haven`t laughed that much since Chandhok destroyed trullis car in Melbourne some weeks ago 👍

 

[phil bell]

This thred is funnier when your 14 and have no sence of being mature.

What is a thred and what is sence?

 

[phil bell]

Lock it, why?

It's a thread about Gran Turismo 5. It's not a duplicate of any existing thread. And it's rather funny.

So far, the innuendo hasn't reached AUP-destroying proportions yet, so there's no reason to close it.

If you don't like the thread, you could, you know... not post in it. Shocking, I know.

And nobody touches my HEMI Orange Racing Midget. Unless it's over my cold, decomposing corpse.

Exactly.

Definitely.

Yes,so I don't see the drama on why some people want to lock it.A really schizophrenic suggestion imo.

Yes,some are too dense to understand that apparently.

 

[Sephy]

Haha great thread!

I also got a laugh out of the few people who obviously don't have a sense of humor.

 

[VicioustC]

This thread gave me the urge to bust out my Midget the next time I play. But lately I've just been playing by myself

 

[diegorborges]

I was searching for a funny midget pic to post here but then I just discovered the truth.

Never... I said: NEVER search the word midget on Google Images.

*I know you ALL will search for it. You are advised. LOL

This thread made my day... keep it up guys.

And btw, I never played with my 2 Midgets...

 

[Sephy]

Here's my Midget:

 

[Wiegert]

I was searching for a funny midget pic to post here but then I just discovered the truth.

Never... I said: NEVER search the word midget on Google Images.

*I know you ALL will search for it. You are advised. LOL

I'll second that statement

I must admit though, this thread did make me laugh

 

[BarronGeddon]

 

[-raVer-]

And guess what she said...wait for this guys..in her own words "I never knew something so small could provide so much joy to a woman"

Should I be worried? Are my days numbered?

raVer

 

[GT-R_EMOKID]

raVer

Might want to put a language warning on that.

 

[Coxis]

Please tell me there is a happy ending to this story.

Did you get to do an "oil change" after the race was over?