Celebrity Deathmatch: Round 1

[Street Fighter]

Soo... bored...

I think I'll post a new celebrity deathmatch every Monday, cuz I know everyone hates Mondays as much as I hate television.

Yeah yeah, it's Wednesday.

Let's see who gets their ass kicked.

 

[Street Fighter]

Alba opens up with a one-two combo, catching Hewitt off her ready.

 

[///M-Spec]

Might help if you include pics and references? Some of us old farts don't even know who these girls are.

How about that lil' frilly Jennifer Garner? She'd definately win in a prison fight.


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[Street Fighter]

Jessica Alba, seen in that movie Idle Hands and a TV series Dark Angel, where she, for the most part, is clad in shiney leather.

..and Jennifer Love Hewitt, seen in I know/I still know what you did last summer, as well as an older movie called House Arrest. She's also produced several (crappy imo) music albums, one of which was self entitled "Jennifer Love Hewitt".

How's that?

 

[///M-Spec]

These girls look like they weigh 85 lbs soaking wet. A stiff breeze would probably knock them over.

I'd say Hewitt draws first blood with a curling iron attack to the sternum. Alba responds with a twin Louis Vuitton handbag spiral of death. Hewitt scores a direct hit with a Neiman Marcus christmas catalog overhead pummel followed by running over Alba with her VW Beetle Cabriolet.

Alba wins by technical knock out: entices Hewitt into two day bulimic binge eating spree at Krispy Kreme and subsequent low blood sugar induced coma.


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[911_Carrera]

^ "I think that guy just own3d the thread."

I didn't even bother watching. Now how about a re-match of Bob Marley vs UB40.

 

[gt4]

Originally posted by ///M-Spec
These girls look like they weigh 85 lbs soaking wet. A stiff breeze would probably knock them over.

I'd say Hewitt draws first blood with a curling iron attack to the sternum. Alba responds with a twin Louis Vuitton handbag spiral of death. Hewitt scores a direct hit with a Neiman Marcus christmas catalog overhead pummel followed by running over Alba with her VW Beetle Cabriolet.

Alba wins by technical knock out: entices Hewitt into two day bulimic binge eating spree at Krispy Kreme and subsequent low blood sugar induced coma.


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WOW you must have had quite a vivid imagination as a kid.

 

[Street Fighter]

That was 🤬 brilliant.

Language Edited by Moderator

 

[Acidman]

I'd pay money to see that...

 

[Solid Lifters]

Blah, that's Jennifer? What the hell happened to her? She used to look hot!

Pitty.

 

[///M-Spec]

Originally posted by gt4
WOW you must have had quite a vivid imagination as a kid.

Yes, I did. You should have seen my study hall doodles.


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[Street Fighter]

I think he means detention hall...

 

[///M-Spec]

Originally posted by Street Fighter
I think he means detention hall...

You'd better shutup if you wanna keep your lunch money, Calvin.


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[Street Fighter]

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Originally posted by Solid Lifters
Blah, that's Jennifer? What the hell happened to her? She used to look hot!

Pitty.

It's because he picked some of the ****tiest pictures ever of these two girls.

 

[Street Fighter]

That leather jacket makes Alba look tuff.

 

[Street Fighter]

Next week on Celebrity Deathmatch...

Hercules in New York (Schwarzenegger) versus... Mystery Opponent

 

[Event]

JLH would win because she was once a little eskimo boy and had a spear. she just had the name of a good plastic surgeon.

 

[Street Fighter]

Does everyone believe what TV says?

 

[Shadow]

Originally posted by Street Fighter
Next week on Celebrity Deathmatch...

Hercules in New York (Schwarzenegger) versus... Mystery Opponent

mystery opponent anyday