Chuck Norris Reads top 10 Chuck Norris one-liners...

[Delirious]

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1276/

Yeah...cool?

 

[ND4SPD]

Chuck is the ****.... He was on the Tony Danzo show a while back and Tony read some of those to him It was great!

 

[Danoff]

Seems to be giving his career a bit of a boost.

 

[Krispen Wah]

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

 

[Gen.]

Do you even bother reading?

 

[Omnis]

Chuck Norris can german suplex a washing machine into Chris Benoit's tooth.

 

[Krispen Wah]

Chuck Norris,Mr.T,Vin Diesel,and Chris Benoit once had a fight.The result is now known as the Big Bang.

 

[TwinTurboJay]

pshaw...

Jack Bauer pwns Chuck Norris.