Ever had a Chuck Norris Moment?

[DrTrebor007]

Basically me n my mates at school decided to create a Chuck Norris moments...When something that Chuck would be Proud of happens
Anyone had any moments
Drtrebor007

 

[Bobby-Vegas]

Basically me n my mates at school decided to create a Chuck Norris moments...When something that Chuck would be Proud of happens
Anyone had any moments
Drtrebor007

Can I come to your school and give you a "Chuck Norris Moment"


This thread should be moved.

 

[EnzoDBR9]

^ Respect.

 

[gogatrs]

Chuck Norris is impressed by nothing.
Just saw a good joke BTW, for the nerds out there.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

 

[SoCal Senator]

Chuck Norris does not use condoms. Because there there is no protection against Chick Norris.

 

[Vitzio]

I like how this thread is turning into nothing but jokes with a bad sense of humor, seriously, keep this up and expect a lock.

 

[cryptomanic]

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

 

[maccyski]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

 

[Raygt5]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he takes a piss.

 

[andy54321]

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

 

[iamsupernasty]

Go to Google, and type in: "Find Chuck Norris" then hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

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I like how this thread is turning into nothing but jokes with a bad sense of humor, seriously, keep this up and expect a lock.

Seriously, keep this attitude up and expect to never loose your virginity.

Chuck Norris is the f'n man.

 

[cryptomanic]

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s*** from anybody.

 

[Vitzio]

Go to Google, and type in: "Find Chuck Norris" then hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

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Seriously, keep this attitude up and expect to never loose your virginity.

Chuck Norris is the f'n man.

While you tell jokes that only make kids laugh, sure, you're definitely grown up.

 

[Jetsfan100]

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award.... because he's not acting!

 

[Jetsfan100]

One more... Sorry

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick

 

[gogatrs]

Maybe we should just make this the official chuck Norris thread and move it to the rumble strip...

 

[cryptomanic]

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

 

[Tvec22]

Chuck Norris can wright an autobiography on other people.

 

[jgancherjr]

Ha! My B-Spec driver is C. Norris!!! Yes I'm serious if you don't believe me add me; jgancherjr

 

[Mac K]

While you tell jokes that only make kids laugh, sure, you're definitely grown up.

Come on lighten up, it's all in good fun.

 

[kickin_on]

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s*** from anybody.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Hope its not too redundant but my 2 cents are that these are the funniest!

lol!

 

[cryptomanic]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

 

[trangurismo]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

 

[cryptomanic]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

 

[cryptomanic]

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

 

[trangurismo]

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

 

[cryptomanic]

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[trangurismo]

When Chuck Norris wants some ice cream, he eats Antartica.

 

[cryptomanic]

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

 

[trangurismo]

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.