Ever had a Chuck Norris Moment?

[cryptomanic]

There is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just don't like trailer parks.

 

[andy54321]

Chuck Norris won an award today. Kanye West sat politely in his seat.

 

[CrackedTrigger]

Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world sometimes corn just needs to ly down.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venemous snake, and after days of excrutiating pain... the snake died.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, too bad Chuck Norris never cries

If you've got five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Sorry for bringing down the intelligence of the room!

 

[trangurismo]

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.

 

[cryptomanic]

Chuck Norris doesnt teabag, he potato sacks

 

[andy54321]

Chuck norris chases down his own echos to ask why the hell they answered back.

 

[cryptomanic]

Chuck Norris had sex with himself and had me!

 

[trangurismo]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

 

[cryptomanic]

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

 

[trangurismo]

On a trip to Italy, Chuck Norris rested for three seconds against a building....it's now known as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

 

[cryptomanic]

There was a street in New York named Chuck Norris. But they had to change the name because of all the deaths.
Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

 

[trangurismo]

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

 

[cryptomanic]

Chuck Norris was dead for a long time but death does not have the balls to tell him

 

[tris_73]

Chuck Norris doesn't race cars. He stands on the start/finish line and the track revolves around him.

 

[cryptomanic]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Freddy Krueger doesnt like to go to sleep.

 

[trangurismo]

Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.

 

[Raygt5]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[gogatrs]

Chuck Norris once drove an X2010.
He then realized that he could run faster.

 

[cryptomanic]

Chuck Norris was once stabbed with a knife, the knife bled to death!

 

[cryptomanic]

Chuck Norris once drove an X2010.
He then realized that he could run faster.

Good one!!

 

[trangurismo]

Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.

Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.

 

[cryptomanic]

Chuck Norris isn't a man, hes god's middle finger.

 

[trangurismo]

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the aliens "Don't make me come up there."

 

[cryptomanic]

Global warming is caused by the friction from every one of Chuck Norris' punches

 

[Red-Rice]

Chuck Norris has already completed GT9.

 

[trangurismo]

Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.

 

[cryptomanic]

Chuck Norris has never been made fun of, because if someone makes fun of him he goes back in time and round house kickes the person before the joke is made!

 

[trangurismo]

Hitler commited suicide because he found out Chuck Norris was coming for him.

 

[cryptomanic]

Chuck norris does not wear a condom because if he did get a girl pregnant the fetus would just round house kick her until she died.

 

[trangurismo]

The reason Columbus set out to find a new world was to get away from Chuck Norris.