cryptomanic Messages 5,724 Messages GTP_Cryptomanic May 20, 2011 #61 When Chuck Norris lies down with a boner he strikes oil.
trangurismo Messages 1,114 May 20, 2011 #62 The Matrix is simply a figment of Chuck Norris' imagination.
cryptomanic Messages 5,724 Messages GTP_Cryptomanic May 20, 2011 #63 Chuck Norris can run around the world and punch him self in the back of the head.
trangurismo Messages 1,114 May 20, 2011 #64 The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
cryptomanic Messages 5,724 Messages GTP_Cryptomanic May 20, 2011 #65 Donald Trump once fired Chuck Norris, Donald Trump now has a combover.
trangurismo Messages 1,114 May 20, 2011 #66 The only reason light moves so fast is because it heard Chuck Norris was coming.
cryptomanic Messages 5,724 Messages GTP_Cryptomanic May 20, 2011 #67 What's the easiest way to a man's heart? Chuck Norris' fist!
trangurismo Messages 1,114 May 20, 2011 #68 The pyramids were actually built in 1950 by ten year old Chuck Norris after his mother confiscated his Legos for building a nuclear reactor with them.
The pyramids were actually built in 1950 by ten year old Chuck Norris after his mother confiscated his Legos for building a nuclear reactor with them.
cryptomanic Messages 5,724 Messages GTP_Cryptomanic May 20, 2011 #69 The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
trangurismo Messages 1,114 May 20, 2011 #70 Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
cryptomanic Messages 5,724 Messages GTP_Cryptomanic May 20, 2011 #71 Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
cryptomanic Messages 5,724 Messages GTP_Cryptomanic May 20, 2011 #73 There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
ChaosStar79 Messages 605 Seattle Circuit Messages PC from now on. Screw u guys. Messages http://tinyurl.com/ChaosStar79 May 20, 2011 #75 This thread is has so much Chuck Norris, that not even he would dare lock it.
cryptomanic Messages 5,724 Messages GTP_Cryptomanic May 20, 2011 #76 A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
trangurismo Messages 1,114 May 20, 2011 #77 There is a thing called a one man army. Pretty obvious Chuck is in it. And he always wins.
gogatrs Messages 7,424 I Hate Stalkers Messages gogatrs May 20, 2011 #78 Chuck Norris can wheelie a unicycle.
cryptomanic Messages 5,724 Messages GTP_Cryptomanic May 20, 2011 #79 The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
trangurismo Messages 1,114 May 20, 2011 #80 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?
ChaosStar79 Messages 605 Seattle Circuit Messages PC from now on. Screw u guys. Messages http://tinyurl.com/ChaosStar79 May 20, 2011 #81 The USA didn't send the fist man to the moon, Chuck Norris did.
cryptomanic Messages 5,724 Messages GTP_Cryptomanic May 20, 2011 #82 Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
trangurismo Messages 1,114 May 20, 2011 #83 There's no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.
gogatrs Messages 7,424 I Hate Stalkers Messages gogatrs May 20, 2011 #84 trangurismo How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris? Click to expand... A Lot.
trangurismo How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris? Click to expand... A Lot.
cryptomanic Messages 5,724 Messages GTP_Cryptomanic May 20, 2011 #85 Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint
ChaosStar79 Messages 605 Seattle Circuit Messages PC from now on. Screw u guys. Messages http://tinyurl.com/ChaosStar79 May 20, 2011 #86 Chuck Norris can turn a plain white T shirt into a tye dye of blood and guts with a single kick.
ChaosStar79 Messages 605 Seattle Circuit Messages PC from now on. Screw u guys. Messages http://tinyurl.com/ChaosStar79 May 20, 2011 #88 Chuck Norris appeared on Sesame Street once and punched big Bird in the face for getting in his way. He now talks to an imaginary mammoth.
Chuck Norris appeared on Sesame Street once and punched big Bird in the face for getting in his way. He now talks to an imaginary mammoth.
BLACKNESS78 Messages 117 New Zealand Messages BLACKNESS78 May 20, 2011 #89 Chuck took the stock yellowbird out for a spin and did a 4:30 at the ring.
