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Sooo…this one time when I was 17…..

My friend worked at a turf farm and he had the bright idea of wanting to break in to the office to see what he could find. I staked my post as the look out and in he went. It turned out to not really be worth anything but he did “borrow” a set of two way radios (which proved to be our future demise).

Upon the realization that our radios could further enhance out teenage hoodlumness we went out looking for more trouble. Not surprisingly it soon found us in the form of a Dunkin Donuts van that was parked with the keys in it and still running. I guess they should have put a sign on it saying “take me”. Off we went keeping in contact with the radios as I followed the Donut man to a spot that I could drop my truck off to engage in more vantastic fun.

What does one do with a van full of donuts any way? You of course drop them off at the doorstep of all your friends in the middle of the night. However thoughtfull you may think that was of us, it ended up being a bad idea due to the Ants that found the sugary goodness before most of our friends woke up. Aside from that we also found out that a 4000 lbs Van is no match for your standard mail box. After the evening of good times we figured that more could be had the following evening so we parked the van in a parking garage and headed off home.

The next night came and I had the parental unit say that I had been out too many evenings in a row so I must stay at the homestead and squander my opportunity to have more fun. Ahhh…but we still have our two way radios…and off my friend went to get the van. Most of that evening was spent listening to how far the radios would reach from my house. This of course is where things turn bad for us. We did not know there was a THIRD radio…WHAT…OH SNAP! So when I hear my friend say that he was being pulled over by the cops I started to remove brick like substances from my bowels.

My friend being the pal he was had no intention of telling them who was on the other end of the radio but his parents had no doubt that I was the offending party. Lucky for us it was our first offense and were able to enter a restitution agreement instead of doing any time. Who knew that’s what $600 worth of donuts looked like? Repainting the van from the mail box damage was also quite pricey. And the best part of all was our fine trip to the state prison to have fun in the “scared strait” program. Yeah….it worked! Chalk this one up to a lesson learned and thankfully I’ve given up my profession of donut thief.
 
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Sup guys.
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Well I'll be darned. I guess I would have noticed sooner if it wasn't for the fact that I don't use MSN much these days. Well Greg, all I can say is that I hope Year.Zero has more luck than PS :lol:
 
Touring Mars
Well I'll be darned. I guess I would have noticed sooner if it wasn't for the fact that I don't use MSN much these days. Well Greg, all I can say is that I hope Year.Zero has more luck than PS :lol:
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I chose "Year.Zero" as the username for that very reason; a new beginning of sorts.
 
Touring Mars
Great story! I'm too embarrassed to tell my (similar) story, but suffice it to say, it has a similar ending :lol:
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I've had my eye on this thread for a long time wondering if I should share it with you all or not. Today was my day I guess.
 
I smashed my right pinky really bad somehow playing hockey but, I'm really irritated I can't use it to pick my nose...
 
That's not a confession. That's a requirement! :lol:
 
I guess you're right. I'll say something else here to vent.

"Make one questionable thread and this is how it's paid for? A whole burst of idiotic [censored] that spawned from an admittedly strange thread? I may have done worse, but never before has this happened!"

I suddenly feel the enemy of GTP...
 
Urg. This hurts to say... I once gave a karate student a higher score than he should have gotten at a tournament just because he went to my school...

Only time it's happened. :guilty:

.. Maybe not the biggest thing, but it is to me.
 
This is a huge confession. I bought GT5p yesterday, although I said on GTP that I wasn't going to buy it and wait for GT5.

I just couldn't keep my promise. :ouch:


I'm enjoying it big time!

w00t (or something like that).


:)

ps: I got it for FREE. => I sold the games which came with the PS3's, and bought GT5p instead!
 
Ok so I officially left school having not been with one single girl, and it's really getting to me. :argh: I seem to attract the "hell no's" like im in their league but I honestly do not think I'm ugly :lol: Maybe I'm the only one. I only really ever went after one person and it nearly happened but over the next few months she moved onto the 7'9 Fijian rugby players who are built like **** houses, as did most of the other girls. And my college is likely to have an all boys class :eek: :(

I needed to say that. Thank god for this damn thread.
 
You're still pretty young, don't let it get to you, there will be plenty more opportunities. If it bugs you that much though why not start going to the gym.
 
Max Powers
You're still pretty young, don't let it get to you, there will be plenty more opportunities. If it bugs you that much though why not start going to the gym.
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Strangely enough, when I fell in love with my current girlfriend, I started training out like hell. Not weight, but cardio. Don't ask me why though :dopey:

She's my first "real" girlfriend, but it's worth the wait, of there was any wait in the first place...


Alex, some girls will understand it's not about the inconsiderate A-holes like those football stereotypes :lol: Those are the ones you want to be with 👍
 
I married my first (and only :p) girlfriend after dating for 6 months. I was 21.

Point being, high school relationships are rather pointless and short lived and typically based on anything but love and compatibility.
 
Alex.
Ok so I officially left school having not been with one single girl, and it's really getting to me. :argh: I seem to attract the "hell no's" like im in their league but I honestly do not think I'm ugly :lol: Maybe I'm the only one. I only really ever went after one person and it nearly happened but over the next few months she moved onto the 7'9 Fijian rugby players who are built like **** houses, as did most of the other girls. And my college is likely to have an all boys class :eek: :(

I needed to say that. Thank god for this damn thread.
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Same. Part from the leaving school part :lol: I've never had a girl friend before, and personally I had a huge long talk to Bram when he was setting up with his girl friend and realised my schools girls are mostly idiots, why would I want to share my love to one of them? :crazy: I'll wait until I find one which actually is nice and likes the same things I do, instead of one of those.
 
Oh trust me I dont go looking for every sally sarah and jane. I by no means ever go after the complete tarts, thats just idiotic. I was just disappointed I finished school without finding a girl who I can like for what they are and vice versa.

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Alex.
Oh trust me I dont go looking for every sally sarah and jane. I by no means ever go after the complete tarts, thats just idiotic. I was just disappointed I finished school without finding a girl who I can like for what they are and vice versa.

👍
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Ah, yeah. Well I still have a year and I doubt anything is going happen between now and then. Sadly.
 
Speedster502
Ah, yeah. Well I still have a year and I doubt anything is going happen between now and then. Sadly.
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Meh, roughly 75% of Males haven't had a girlfriend upon leaving school, so that is no drama. I would focus more on my education if I was you - haven't you seen that Family Guy episode where Peter dreams up a scenario whereby he never worried about women and consequently ended up sitting in his mansion whilst proclaiming that he made anither 200 million? Funny stuff that was).
 
GT Pro
Meh, roughly 75% of Males haven't had a girlfriend upon leaving school, so that is no drama. I would focus more on my education if I was you - haven't you seen that Family Guy episode where Peter dreams up a scenario whereby he never worried about women and consequently ended up sitting in his mansion whilst proclaiming that he made anither 200 million? Funny stuff that was).
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Both Peter and Quagmire dreamed that up, it was in the multi part episode where at the end they're all kids and Peter and Quagmire try and impress Lois, but it backfires and they swear off women.
 
hmm.. I once kicked the front bumper of a Porsche SUV cause the lady driving almost ran me over.. man that was a great day
 
Loon
Both Peter and Quagmire dreamed that up, it was in the multi part episode where at the end they're all kids and Peter and Quagmire try and impress Lois, but it backfires and they swear off women.
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Peter: "I'm gonna go have sex with a bagel."
Quagmire: "Butter's in the fridge!"

:sick:
 
Alex.
Oh trust me I dont go looking for every sally sarah and jane. I by no means ever go after the complete tarts, thats just idiotic. I was just disappointed I finished school without finding a girl who I can like for what they are and vice versa.

👍
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As others have said, don't worry about it. I never had a girlfriend until near the end of my high school days, and even then, I ended up disappointed. Thankfully, I've had better luck over seas for the past 2 years now, and haven't looked back.

Trust me mate, you'll find someone. Just don't try to put too much thought into it.
 
Thanks guys, 👍 Its great to have an opinion from people older and more experienced.
 

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