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If he's anything like me he'll need to be hitting quite high speeds at the start of the incline to the M62 summit. If I'm not, Kermit will slow down to a peak of around 50mph. Which is slow, even for the slow lane.
 
Ahh, well Mr Ka made the mistake of slowing down for a nice temporary 50 speed limit about half a mile before said incline. Which is how I managed to catch him up when I was OF COURSE going at a consistent speed of 72.

I don't think it was the summit bit though - it was a bit before the part with that delightful little house stuck in the middle.
 
I don't think it was the summit bit though - it was a bit before the part with that delightful little house stuck in the middle.

I never fail to be amused whenever I bring people back to my house from Uni, that the only noteworthy thing about an entire county is that there's a house where there ought not to be a house.

I heard that just got sold, interesting to see what the new owners do with it. I'm thinking conservatory with a terracotta theme. Matching soft reds and oranges too, but I don't think I need to tell you that Jon.
 
I think I'm starting to get hooked on cigarettes...

We told you :p

Probably the worst time to get hooked though, all the cigarettes are fire safe so they taste terrible and are even more terrible for your lungs. I've been coughing my brains out the past few days with some FSC Reds, but somehow I found some non FSC 54's and now I'm fine.
 
How many million are you getting this time? ;)

Actually, I have no idea what that means, mind enlightening me? :dunce:

Circumlocution means someone refuses to describe something or answer a question directly. Instead, they make essentially meaningless inferences to either deflect the question or obfuscate the answer.
 
We told you :p

Probably the worst time to get hooked though, all the cigarettes are fire safe so they taste terrible and are even more terrible for your lungs. I've been coughing my brains out the past few days with some FSC Reds, but somehow I found some non FSC 54's and now I'm fine.

I'm cuttin' back again. I actually bought a pack a week ago, so naturally I had to finish it... Back to freeloading! It keeps me in control :lol:
 
I'm cuttin' back again. I actually bought a pack a week ago, so naturally I had to finish it... Back to freeloading! It keeps me in control :lol:

Whatever helps you think you're not addicted :p

I just bought a pack Wednesday, which my friend actually bought because I have no money so now I owe him, and I only have two left. To be fair they're non FSC 54's and were very very tasty, my last two packs were FSC Reds and I was looking for some flavor.

I've been going pretty crazy with the amount lately (for me at least). When I had money I was probably on at least 10 a day due to just boredom, then I've had tests all week so I've been stressed and had more than usual. I'm thinking about just getting some more camel frost snus, not the same as a cig, but they last a wicked long time and are much cheaper.
 
Whatever helps you think you're not addicted :p

I just bought a pack Wednesday, which my friend actually bought because I have no money so now I owe him, and I only have two left. To be fair they're non FSC 54's and were very very tasty, my last two packs were FSC Reds and I was looking for some flavor.

I've been going pretty crazy with the amount lately (for me at least). When I had money I was probably on at least 10 a day due to just boredom, then I've had tests all week so I've been stressed and had more than usual. I'm thinking about just getting some more camel frost snus, not the same as a cig, but they last a wicked long time and are much cheaper.

Snus is some good stuff :D Always get hiccups from swallowing the spit though... But it's safe, right? :lol:
 
Fosho. Actually, if you can order actual SNUS from Sweden, it's even better, who knows what standards RJ Reynolds actually produces theirs to. Local Tobacco outlet?
 
Snus is some good stuff :D Always get hiccups from swallowing the spit though... But it's safe, right? :lol:

Tried mellow snus tonight and it's a lot better than I thought it would be, kinda tastes like a black and mild, but every now and then it was giving me a bad black coffee kind of taste.

I've heard it's the best stuff compared to other types of tobacco. Gives me a bit of a scratchy throat, but I always try to have something to drink if I have it.

On a related note I tried chew the other night, was pretty good, but I was having a hard time getting used to not being able to swallow. My friend was telling me it's good for when you have a toothache, and if you have a bee sting to put a little in your mouth for a bit then put it on the sting. I don't know how true those claims are but it was interesting information nonetheless.
 
I've never tried chew... But dip I have. You get used to not spitting pretty quickly. If you really feel the need to swallow, spit out what you have in your mouth, then there's always some extra spit that stays at the back of throat that never touched the dip, and you can swallow that
 
I know, I gave in. I don't think I'll do it again any time soon. I was just curious and wanted to see how this apparently "relaxed" people or whatever. The only thing I noticed was smelly fingers and a smelly jacket.
 
Do us all a favor, don't ever do it again, you're 15 for christ sake.

Agreed although I shouldn't be talking. The things are friggin' expensive, nasty, and once you're addicted you don't get anything from them, you just get adverse affects from NOT having them.

Edit: Good. Keep it that way.
 
I know, I gave in. I don't think I'll do it again any time soon. I was just curious and wanted to see how this apparently "relaxed" people or whatever. The only thing I noticed was smelly fingers and a smelly jacket.

You have to smoke a good bit before you really start to do it right and it starts becoming something relaxing. It becomes a routine really, I always have one on the drive to school, one when I get there, one after class, one after the next class, then one to three at home depending on what I do, and that's just during a regular day if I don't hang out with my friends or work on my car or something. You probably didn't inhale either, I know I didn't the first few times.

Basically I cough my brains out all day (thanks to the new FSC cigs), smoke in my car so I smell like a walking ash tray (even I can't stand how I smell), my fingers have nicotine stains so I look like a friggin simpson, and most of the time I'm completely broke (and if I do have money guess where it goes). You don't want any of that, and neither do I, but I can't function without them anymore (although that being said I still enjoy it).

I know you probably didn't need a lecture but I can't stress it enough, I wish I had never tried it (even though I enjoy them).
 
I always thought Australian supermodel Miranda Kerr was pretty good; I thought she had an amazing body (albeit a bit skinny for my liking and not enough weight where it is welcome)and a decent face. However, after seeing her recent GQ Magazine shots, happily previewed by David Kiely on live Australian television, I have come to think that she may just nudge out Jessica Alba for the top 'most stunning woman ever' spot.
 
I haven't washed my work pants in over a week. :yuck:

I haven't washed my pants in well over four months. And I've been wearing the same pair.


And a confession: I have a terrible tendency to stop all of my work on something when I lose interest in it. Case in point: my old race report story, my really old tuning garage, and my dusty photo thread. I'd love to do all of these, but I can't seem to find the time. There's even quite a few things you don't know, like my magazine I write about Forza.
 
After feeling very proud of myself for buying one of The Smiths' albums, I've now gone and ruined it with this.

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I'm not convinced I deserve to be alive.
 
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