Create A Nation 2.0

[The Bman]

We should have it at a time where lots of people are online. Maybe a weekend. I'll make some sort of announcement.

The only problem with that is that it means delaying the race another (in-game) year. Ticket sales are through the roof for this major event.

 

[Magpul]

The only problem with that is that it means delaying the race another (in-game) year. Ticket sales are through the roof for this major event.

Hmmm.. I'll do it in an hour or so... I'll have some fun with it.

 

[Quackjack]

The USS offers an ultimatum to the Valentine Provence:

Repay for the damages you caused or you won't be allowed on North American soil.

 

[ghskilla]

Arthur Richards: We will not repay for a war you've begun.

 

[Quackjack]

*The Feds started it...*

"Fine, then don't expect to see your men come home if they step near our soil."

 

[ghskilla]

"The only thing that will touch your soil is our bombs and missiles."

 

[Magpul]

The results for the 2018 NE 500 is as follows.
(using a random number generator)

1) Ernesto Ramirez (LOTF)
2) Vitaly Petrov (Russia)
3) Mika-Pekka Pahaskanainalainen (Brookistan)

In a very unfortunate turn of events, 2 drivers were killed in accidents during the race.
The following drivers lost their lives:
Jose Lopez (New English)
Lysander Bell (Siberia)

Tyler Maid (MSSR) was also injured in the crash.

Great job drivers and see you all at the next event!

 

[Doog]

"The only thing that will touch your soil is our bombs and missiles."

In Doogerian news, election time has came around again, and things aren't looking good for Prime Minister Doog. With his affair still fresh in the public's mind, the majority of the public are not supporting him. Instead, Kim Jong un, former leader of North Korea who was dismissed from office during the Doogerian takeover has been grabbing the public's support, despite his controversial communist views. At the moment, Kim Jong un has a 70% lead over the current Prime Minister, which could ultimately spell the end of Doogeria as we know it.

 

[Quackjack]

Ok big boy, whatever you say.

Mr. Anderson is currently building our troops and cities back up. In anticipation for a Valentine attack, bomb shelters are being drawn up...

The USS asks for assistence if a single plane is spotted in our skies...

 

[ghskilla]

In Doogerian news, election time has came around again, and things aren't looking good for Prime Minister Doog. With his affair still fresh in the public's mind, the majority of the public are not supporting him. Instead, Kim Jong un, former leader of North Korea who was dismissed from office during the Doogerian takeover has been grabbing the public's support, despite his controversial communist views. At the moment, Kim Jong un has a 70% lead over the current Prime Minister, which could ultimately spell the end of Doogeria as we know it.

Memes.

If Kim Jong Un becomes president, we will aid PM Doog and his followers into overthrowing the leaders.

@Quack, we don't want war. We're simply stating, "if we were ever to touch your soil, it would be with bombs and missiles." That's a threat, not a promise. Go ahead, build up your armies, we've got nothing to worry about at the moment.

Okay, we spend 10 billion on an extra 1 million troops.

Total budget - 40 billion
Total troops - 6,500,000.

Wait, I forgot tax time.

Total budget - 46 billion (+6 billion from taxes)

 

[Doog]

Ok big boy, whatever you say.

Memes.

If Kim Jong Un becomes president, we will aid PM Doog and his followers into overthrowing the leaders.

Prime Minister Doog awaits negotiation with the Valentine Province.

 

[Quackjack]

Memes.

If Kim Jong Un becomes president, we will aid PM Doog and his followers into overthrowing the leaders.

The USS will consider lending the USS Rangers if Kim Jong Un wins.

Also, Mr. Anderson had a formal response to Valentine. It went something along the lines of this.

"I ****ing swear if i see one god**** plane in our mother******* skies im going to **** some **** up!"

He was led offstage before he burst a vein. He later got drunk and watched the Steelers.

 

[ghskilla]

Arthur Richards rolled his eyes at the statement and replied, "If this is what is considered our 'enemy,' then I'm disappointed. Their manners and attitude disgusts me. We won't consider war with them, for now, but if it truly becomes an issue, we will not hesitate."

 

[Quackjack]

The only response to the situation the USS offered was this.

Mr. Anderson: "Same to you Big Bertha."

(Our people are very straightfoward )

 

[ghskilla]

We wish to capture Belarus and Liechtenstein. We'll send 1,800,000 troops to annex both.

800,000 will be sent to Liechtenstein, and 1,000,000 to Belarus.

Liechtenstein division:

600,000 land, 200,000 air.

Belarus division:

750,000 land, 250,000 air.

 

[Quackjack]

Belarus is owned by New Berlin. Liechtenstein surrenders,

 

[Silverknight22]

Valentine and the USS. Told you everyone is against the Americans

 

[ghskilla]

The troops are relocated to Serbia and Macedonia. We wish to annex them.

 

[Driving Park]

The results for the 2018 NE 500 is as follows.
(using a random number generator)

1) Ernesto Ramirez (LOTF)
2) Vitaly Petrov (Russia)
3) Mika-Pekka Pahaskanainalainen (Brookistan)

In a very unfortunate turn of events, 2 drivers were killed in accidents during the race.
The following drivers lost their lives:
Jose Lopez (New English)
Lysander Bell (Siberia)

Tyler Maid (MSSR) was also injured in the crash.

Great job drivers and see you all at the next event!

Who's Lysander Bell? Definitely not Siberian, my drivers were Ivan Ivanov and Alexei Dragunov. Also, who's "Russia"?

 

[Quackjack]

The balkan nations will resist.

 

[ghskilla]

I entered Petrov, his nationality is Russian, he lived in the Valentine Province when I entered him in the race, therefore the 2nd is ours, but now he lives in Berlin.

We attack them from all sides, and bomb their defenses while our troops charge in.

 

[Quackjack]

The USS, wary of Valentine expansion, has declared DEFCON 1.

All troops are dug in...

Also, you lose 100k men to resistance.

*I'll update the OP tomorrow*

 

[D3ATHS1NBUNCH3S]

Population: 75M
Funds: 24B
Total Military: 4.75M + 1.5M LOTFIA Agents
Annual Money Earned: 7B from trade with USS, New Jahgeeia, and NEF, as well as Mineral Wealth in the South Pole
Military Distribution:
Cuba: 395,833
Haiti: 395,833
Jamaica: 395,833
Bahamas: 395,833
Antigua and Barbuda: 395,833
Bermuda: 395,833
St. Kitts and Nevis: 395,833
Trinidad and Tobago: 395,833
Florida Keys: 395,833
Grenada: 395,833
Dominican Republic: 395,833
Madagascar: 395,833
LOTFIA Agents Off-Duty: 1,500,000
Troops/Agents being trained in South Pole: 0

Researches
Nuclear Science: COMPLETION - 2033
Space Exploration: COMPLETION - 2023
Rouge Horror (Custom weapon, sends massive rogue wave to city, destroying everything in sight...we will devote 5B to this research): COMPLETION - 2063

Election time in LOTF!
Ernesto Ramirez, the driver who won the NEF 500 and was named a Hero of the LOTF, has risen to political power, with an enormous 73% approval rating to be president by his critics.

However, former sprint Champion Usain Bolt, who stopped sprinting after tearing his quadricep in a world meet before WW3. He has became a successful senator in Jamaica, and now, has run for president, seeing a chance to return to international glory after his sprint career. His last approval ratings in Jamaica were an equally impressive 81%.

And also, Magpul, if you are reading this, please announce the host canidates for today's Olympic host vote. Thanks!

 

[Quackjack]

Madagascar accepts, Saudi no.

 

[Jahgee]

Hey now, New Jahgeeia's job is to **** everything up with our "Mother ****in' Badass Congress of Awesomeness and Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints"

 

[The Bman]

The results for the 2018 NE 500 is as follows.
(using a random number generator)

1) Ernesto Ramirez (LOTF)
2) Vitaly Petrov (Russia)
3) Mika-Pekka Pahaskanainalainen (Brookistan)

In a very unfortunate turn of events, 2 drivers were killed in accidents during the race.
The following drivers lost their lives:
Jose Lopez (New English)
Lysander Bell (Siberia)

Tyler Maid (MSSR) was also injured in the crash.

Great job drivers and see you all at the next event!

Some guys forgot to put on their HANS device... the NESCRA is implementing safer equipment and making the HANS device mandatory. I doubt that anyone will get hurt next year.

Will host this race annually. Where did the rest of the field finish?

Who's Lysander Bell? Definitely not Siberian, my drivers were Ivan Ivanov and Alexei Dragunov. Also, who's "Russia"?

Lysander Bell was actually one of my many drivers, the oldest in the field (54 years old). And I think that Magpul used Petrov's real country as his nationality.

 

[D3ATHS1NBUNCH3S]

Hey now, New Jahgeeia's job is to **** everything up with our "Mother ****in' Badass Congress of Awesomeness and Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints"

Wait....your nation is Mormon? 0_o

 

[Jahgee]

Wait....your nation is Mormon? 0_o

Well my drunk congress is

They use it as an excuse to do as many ladies as possible

 

[D3ATHS1NBUNCH3S]

Well my drunk congress is

They use it as an excuse to do as many ladies as possible

So that is why I saw a band of Cuban women walk into your embassy in Havana...

 

[Jahgee]

So that is why I saw a band of Cuban women walk into your embassy in Havana...

Nope, we restrict our rednecks to Antarctica, may need to investigate that