- 2,218

- Tennessee
- NoStopN
I try my best to use common/cheap cars for the Bonus races as much as possible to keep costs down. I’ve currently got 32m from doing the LH TT’s but now I don’t wanna spend it, I’ve never had this much before, it’s my GT retirement fund!![]()
And somehow you only have a 33% chance of successfully choosing a car I have.
Oh, I'll be getting the free food and drinks. This is the 20th year this friend's had this Christmas party.
It's one of those ones where everybody brings a $20 gift, and you all draw numbers and pick a random gift.
They all know not to pick mine because I've brought stuff like a box of roofing nails, a butt plug, 50 pound bag of flour, a tail light for a '96 Taurus, etc....
They watch me when I walk in to see what I'm carrying, so they don't end up picking it.
Well this year, I'm gonna blow everyone's tits off! I don't want them getting complacent, so I just went and bought a brand new smart TV.
They're all gonna try to avoid it, and end up with something stupid like scented candles, or a damn clock.
Idiots.![]()