Do you realize you are a mistake?

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What the hell are you talking about?

God didn't make me. One of my father's sperm and one of my mother's eggs made me. God didn't descend from the heavens and throw magic fairy dust on my mother resulting in me being born.

God had nothing to do with it.
 
I disagree. My sources say the moment your father discovered your mothers pregnancy he used the lords name in vain. Other than that god wasn't involved.
 
Originally posted by StevieMo
I disagree. My sources say the moment your father discovered your mothers pregnancy he used the lords name in vain. Other than that god wasn't involved.


:rotfl:
 
I was a huge mistake - I was the result of a man making a pass at a woman, taking her to the back room for about 20 minutes and doing something naughty, then re-emerging again.

Aren't you glad I put you straight?
 
You didn't put me straight. Though if I was gay to begin with, you probably would have.

Gee, I've made way too many spelling errors in this thread.
 
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