Drinking colongne....

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I swallowed maybe about half a cap of cologne, is this gonna be toxic or anything. My friends fooled me into thinking it was rum. I'm a typical dumbass.
 
Your friends suck.
 
I don't know but your **** should smell funny for a day or two.
 
Wow. I only have to say this.

Your a jackass.


Anyway, I don't think its toxic. I know for sure you not going to die.
 
Originally posted by xAkirax2004
I know for sure you not going to die.

Atleast not today or tomorrow.....you might want to read the lable on the bottle and if there are any contents that might be harmful, go to doctors.....but i doubt anything will happen, and just to second that, check this out
 
You couldn't smell it? What kind of cologne was it?
 
it *could* be toxic, it just depends on the type of alcohol in the cologne.

he could be like me and have perpetual allergies preventing him from inhaling through the nose very often. Really though, i doubt very many people have allergies as bad as mine, so how COULD you not smell it?
 
hey what would happen if u drink cloraform(sp?). would u fall into a coma or what? or would u pass out from it b4 u drank too much?
 
you'd pass out. if you swallowed enough, you'll probably die from overdose if nobody got to you on time.

can you give it a try man - Just to see what it WILL do?
 
Originally posted by milefile
You couldn't smell it? What kind of cologne was it?

Exactly...didn't it smell a little too nice to be rum?
 
If you don't die in 24-48 hours then you're ok...
 
What kind of moron drinks cologne? Either you have no taste buds or you have zero sense of smell. :rolleyes:
 
well he only swallowed half a cap....either way even if you had a stuffy nose and couldn't smell it once it hit your toung didn't you think to spit it out?
 
No offense, but please tell me you contacted a doctor or an emergancy room before posting this.
 
My god this is like those homeless dudes in my area getting drunk of listerine mouthwash becuase they can't afford real alcohal.
 
A day later I think this is even stupider than I did yesterday.

Do you usually just drink whatever someone gives you? Didn't you wonder why it was such a small amount? Not even a shot? It didn't bother you that you didn't see a rum bottle in the vicinity? Are you some kind of alcoholic? Man this is one of the stupidest, most gullible things I've ever heard of.
 
wasnt there a strong smell of, i dunno....COLOGNE! coming from the glass as you raised it to your mouth.....?

i know some drinks have a subtle bouquet when wafted under the nose but that drink must have smelled like that bottom of a prostitues hand-bag...
 
Originally posted by TurboSmoke
that drink must have smelled like that bottom of a prostitues hand-bag...

How would you...um, never mind
 
It's usually in the region of 65-70% alcohol by volume, whichmakes it roughly twice the strength of rum.
But with all the fragrances, it must have tasted vile!

Muppet!
 
Originally posted by emad
How would you...um, never mind

i know many things emad my little friend...its always better not to ask as the answer often offends..:)
 
i think hes no longer with us since he hasnt replied to any thing.
 
What, with such a resounding concensus of ridicule? I can't see why.
 
Originally posted by milefile
What, with such a resounding concensus of ridicule? I can't see why.

i am sure he's thinking of a killer line that will leave us all stunned and i for one dont want to be in the vacinity when he delivers it...
 
Okay i'm back and still alive, I read all the comments and yes, i'm a huge big dumbass! I was kinda messed up on something else when i did it, but it's been over 24 hrs and i'm good. That story about the kids drinking cologne was kind of creepy but i think they must have drank like a whole cup or sumthing. Tnx for the comments.

azndrifter318 = GTP biggest dumbass

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