drivers license question maryland

[iseeu1001]

What is an LSS where they
SEX:
Height
Weight
Restr:
Type:
LSS: ????

 

[TB]

Are you sure it's not ISS? That would likely be the date the license was issued.

 

[Pupik]

Are you sure it's not ISS? That would likely be the date the license was issued.

Yup, probably issue date. They seem to expire after 8 years in MD:

 

[Danny]

Look at her face. She's sad because she lives in Maryland.

 

[daan]

Glen Burnie sounds a bit Scottish.

And what does "restr" mean?

 

[Danny]

Does '123 Any Street' mean she's homeless?

 

[iseeu1001]

Yes I mean iss or lss whatever.

 

[Pupik]

Look at her face. She's sad because she lives in Maryland.

They have a perplexing flag. And crabs.

 

[Dennisch]

She expires on 12/20/2014. That is why she looks sad.

 

[Pupik]

She does have lots of lssues, requiring glasses, and a special hand controls, and that unpronounceable middle name.

 

[Danny]

I believe that's a traditional Masai tribe name, it's pronounced 'Um-va'. Suzy's parents travelled a lot.

 

[David]

Glen Burnie sounds a bit Scottish.

And what does "restr" mean?

The letters are code for your driving restrictions such as glasses/contacts (I believe thats the "B").

@Danny You're just jelly that you don't have a blue crab on your license like we do.

Really though, it does suck a fair bit here.

 

[Danny]

@Danny You're just jelly that you don't have a blue crab on your license like we do.

Why do you all have crabs? Is it the Maryland spirit animal?

 

[daan]

The letters are code for your driving restrictions such as glasses/contacts (I believe thats the "B").

The only word I could think of that started with "restr" was restaurant and that doesn't even begin with restr...

 

[David]

Why do you all have crabs? Is it the Maryland spirit animal?

Yes. And more officially.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callinectes_sapidus

C. sapidus is of significant culinary and economic importance in the United States, particularly in the Chesapeake Bay. It is the Maryland state crustacean and the subject of an extensive fishery.

They have a perplexing flag. And crabs.

I like our flag a lot. It's surprising we haven't superimposed a crab onto it yet though.

 

[dhandeh]

She looks like the cookie monster, and going by where she lives and the weight of her, she may well be.

 

[Danny]

Uncalled for. Suzy is now my girlfriend so please be polite.

 

[dhandeh]

Uncalled for. Suzy is now my girlfriend so please be polite.

When you next see her, ask how the budgies are that live on her earrings.

 

[David]

@dhandeh I don't know what budgies are, but I don't think you're fully appreciating how awesome Suzy's mullet is.

 

[dhandeh]

@dhandeh I don't know what budgies are, but I don't think you're fully appreciating how awesome Suzy's mullet is.

A budgie is one of these...

and they probably live in the mullet, when not resting on the ears.

 

[Danny]

When you next see her, ask how the budgies are that live on her earrings.

Those were a gift. I hope you're pleased with yourself.

 

[dhandeh]

Immensely.