Drunk 11 year old girl behind high speed chase.

[Sureboss]

Driving at 11? - that's nothing special, my grandad learned to drive at that age. In a police car. With the local policeman sat next to him.

It was a somewhat different world back then.

One of my favourite 'Dad' stories, was when my Dad's science teacher taught the class how to make a bomb (This would've been early 60s), dad promptly made one and blew up the school post box, the day my dad became a terrorist

Could you imagine teachers doing that now?

 

[Famine]

One of my favourite 'Dad' stories, was when my Dad's science teacher taught the class how to make a bomb (This would've been early 60s), dad promptly made one and blew up the school post box, the day my dad became a terrorist

Could you imagine teachers doing that now?

No - in my demonstrations I'm not allowed to use the word "bomb" or "grenade", instead having to refer to my toys as "particulate-generating incendiaries".

 

[McLaren]

*mclaren quietly slips the 12gage shotgun back in the drawer*

Shotguns? We use rifles out here, buddy.

 

[OZZYGT]

So, parking your car on a railway line was not stupid?

He parked it there? I must have been on the wrong forum!

Besides, if the Camaro is already destroyed, I don't think it's his car anymore...why? because it doesn't exist? So maybe he was refering to the Mustang???

Logic people, logic.

 

[Kylehnat]

Driving at 11? - that's nothing special, my grandad learned to drive at that age.

Most 11 year-old girls aren't tall enough to reach the pedals AND see over the dashboard. Apparently they can reach daddy's liquor cabinet, though in this case, "liquor cabinet" = paper bag + "sleepy" daddy.

I know how to drive too... they just won't let me.

Yeah, The Man is just keeping you 13 year-old drivers down.

No - in my demonstrations I'm not allowed to use the word "bomb" or "grenade", instead having to refer to my toys as "particulate-generating incendiaries".

My chemistry teacher called them "exothermic reactions of infinite rate".

Shotguns? We use rifles out here, buddy.

Do they make gun racks for BMWs?

 

[wfooshee]

Do they make gun racks for BMWs?

Probably not what you had in mind, but:

 

[TwinTurbos94]

Shotguns? We use rifles out here, buddy.

I heard yall spin them well too

 

[daan]

He parked it there? I must have been on the wrong forum!

Its a colloquialism, Ozzy.

"He parked his car up against a tree." "He parked his car in a ditch."