Elon's Antics

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McLaren
Twitch might actually be worth sticking with. TMU, it costs Amazon money to keep running, so the longer it runs, the longer Amazon has to keep throwing money into it. And they know that as long as other competitors continuously fail to match it (YouTube's getting closer & closer), they're not pulling the plug.
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Ah, I did not know that.
 
Absolutely jaw-dropping cringe.





It's like the time that some kids in school tried to copy the FBI badges off the title sequence to The X-Files, only he's obviously bought it from Temu or something.

He's so desperate to appear cool.

And the motto is from the DOJ.
 
He is the official living embodiment of the definition "more dollars than sense".

Edit: He has all the money on the planet and has a badge made. Why not make a damn one-man Wakandan jet and orbit the earth a few times? Make a flying car to fly around his estate or a private island.

Incredible, man.
 
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He spent nearly $6 in quarters before he got the thing. Kept getting the felt footprint, smiley face key chain, temporary tattoo, the chattering teeth, before finally this piece of garbage tumbled out.

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Darla Starch
Loser, clown, dork all describing Elon?

DOGE IS GOING TO WORK ON THE DICTIONARY 🤯
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Books will be burned in the winter months to keep oil prices low. And after Kristalmethnought destroys the libraries of wokeness, there'll be room for only one textbook: the Grand Old New American Dictionary required in every classroom to redefine everything!

Use bigly in case of electric boats, or independent thought may occur. When done, leave an indulgent donation at the many altars of Butler's Havoc, or inquire one L. Salvador about a retreat to our reeducation centers!
 
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"Centrist" Musk gets called out by his AI, for now. Also "most popular". It's insane that straight up lying is just fine these days with 0 consequences.
 
FuriousDemon
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"Centrist" Musk gets called out by his AI, for now. Also "most popular". It's insane that straight up lying is just fine these days with 0 consequences.
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That's kind of strange that Elon calls out "an extreme attack on democracy" in another country but has no trouble with currently obliterating democracy here in the United States.
 
FuriousDemon
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"Centrist" Musk gets called out by his AI, for now. Also "most popular". It's insane that straight up lying is just fine these days with 0 consequences.
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Musk is so wealthy that he can just throw commas around like confetti. However, he can't afford the closing period at the end of the Tweet. Odd. Maybe it looked better in the original Russian.
 
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Imari
Musk stands up for DEI by hiring a blind sculptor. What a champion.
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I thought this was 3d printed by making use of generative AI.
Any blind sculptor would have done a better job regardless of whether they like or dislike Musk.
 
Blitz24
Those people miss company towns for some stupid reason.
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Work here, live here, play here, get drunk off MAGA Winning Gin here, get paid in memecoins for your effort.
 
Guess what? Turkish opposition politician and Erdoğan critic Ekrem Imamoglu has had his Twitter account suspended in Turkey and only in Turkey.

It's still accessible abroad so... why not in Turkey? Another surprising, pro-dictator move by the "free speech absolutist" and I'm fairly certain this isn't the first time something like this has happened.
 
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