F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[daan]

1. TM
2. Soundtrack

 

[Sureboss]

Round Five Results - Winning Caption

Seb: Jens, why are Brawn GP hats so plain and boring?
Jens: It's an F1 budget cap!

Results:
1st Touring Mars - 10 points
2nd Soundtrack - 8 points
3rd Roo - 6 points

=4th orimarc, LewyOs, Sureboss, RACECAR, Smallhorses - 3 points​

Well done to both TM and Soundtrack. One of the best rounds, two very funny captions. TM out-doing Soundtrack by 4 voting points, TM was 19 voting points ahead of the 4th place tied group.

OP to be updated in a moment.

 

[Touring Mars]

Thanks for the votes 👍 Quite surprised by the result, but I'm not complaining

 

[PeterJB]

Damn! I lost my podium spot!

Meh I'm still Vettel/Kubica/Kovalainen of the year!

 

[Soundtrack]

Congratulations TM!👍 Thank you to all the supporters. Next time I’ll try harder!

 

[Korza]

that was a pretty good one

 

[Sureboss]

Round Six

 

[senamic]

Not a final entry:

Barrichello hides as his replacement enters garage for test

 

[Alex.]

Can't think of anything again

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Nick Fry: "Don't worry, Ross. If the FIA try and force the budget caps through, we'll just get them to 'Say hello to my little friend'!"

Ross Brawn: "You don't watch too many films, do you, Nick?"​

 

[zed300]

Guy in orange:"I'll check the list of employees names....God I hope we don't have a"Conner" here".

 

[mipuumal]

Rubens: Hey guys, why does the LCD on my steering wheel say "KILL ALL HUMANS"?

Engineer: We had to scrounge up the CPU from that T-800 over there, you know with the current world financial situation and all.

*Rubens walks away disgusted*

Engineer: Hey where are you going?

Rubens: I'm gonna go buy a Quadcore, I'll be back...

 

[Robin]

Nelson Piquet pointing at a button on his steering wheel in that BBC segment would be a good caption pic considering his track record.

 

[Stevisiov]

Guy in orange:"I'll check the list of employees names....God I hope we don't have a"Conner" here".

 

[TS]

Rubens chooses not to show his face after experiencing Deja Vu in Barcelona.

i.e. Rubens having good enough pace to win, but the team changes things around so the #1 driver wins, just like what happened in his days at Ferrari with Schumacher

 

[LewyOs]

Ross Brawn takes some time away from the garage, but provides a strong image to his workforce, of what would happen, should they **** up.

 

[Crashbroke23]

Ross Brawn: Rubens, That there is Jenson Button.

 

[Smallhorses]

Big @ zed300's caption! 👍

A typo in the T800 unit's core directive now leads it to the BRAWN garage, continuing it's mission to "Kill All Rubens"​

 

[Soundtrack]

Ross Brawn about the actual F1 debacle: "the future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves"

 

[Peter]

Brawn: Everyone, meet our new driver for 2009.
Button: How does it work?
Brawn: We put John Conner on your car, and we get 1-2 finishes all the time, you just have to drive and he will be behind you all the time
Button: Great, just like Rubens!!

 

[mafia_boy]

Final Entry

Brawn: Here's the plan for Monaco......put J.Connor on the side of Vettel's car and leave this bad boy at the pit lane exit.​

 

[Omnis]

As sole sponsor of BrawnGP, Richard Branson is allowed to walk naked through the garage.

 

[Chronos]

As Rubens ponders on how he lost in Barcelona, one of Jenson's mechanics enters to plant the uncooked chicken in the air-intake.​

 

[Stevisiov]

As Rubens ponders on how he lost in Barcelona, one of Jenson's mechanics enters to plant the uncooked chicken in the air-intake.​

 

[Touring Mars]

ROFL seconded!

Rubens was beginning to suspect that the rumours about him having his contract terminated might be true...​

 

[Famine]

Give me your clothes, your boots and your motor vehi... oh, sorry, thought you were Jenson. Nae bother then.

 

[Alex.]

Rubens: *checks mirror* Guys, why the hell do I have a terminator in my garage?
Brawn Technician: Be thankful Rubens, Jenson got the naked Arnold Schwarzenegger​

 

[Nicksfix]

Rubens : Will somebody please tell that terminator thing that I am not John Conner,and I'll be just fine without him.
Terminator : But I am here to protect you from Ferrari.
Rubens : " huge sigh "

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

*Rubens checks mirror*
Rubens: I though I was done with him in Barcelona
Guy in orange: Nope he's been designated as your chief strategist
Rubens: (MW)

 

[RACECAR]

Final caption

Turns out that Kimi has shown his true form and is able to go undetected while spying through the Brawn GP garage.