F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Flex0r]

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Seb: You replaced all five batteries in Kimi's back? No wonder he finished on the podium and said more than two words.


FINAL ENTRY

 

[TheBook]

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Sebastian prepares to show Kimi just how powerful his right hand is just after Kimi, fueled by a truly inhuman amount of alcohol, makes an ill-timed joke about Seb's mother.

 

[Legro]

Vettel: "By the way, I set up your clutch before start of the Monza."
Räikkönen: "I knew that, so I urinated in your race fuel last night."
Vettel: "Wait, why did my car felt even faster today, then."
Räikkönen: "And what a good night it was."

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Seb: OK this means we sell more Ferraris in Singapore now right; (hand raised) Kimi, who knew your smile was so bright?!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Alright, now that's done, let's go and
find that bloody mer-lion."​

 

[DK]

Vettel: "Wait, Kravitz said I was on Kepler 452b?"
Raikkonen: *cracks a smile*​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final entry

"And then they re-signed Maldonado!"​

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"Let's take these trophies to the McLaren garage to wind up Fernando."​

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND THIRTEEN - RESULT

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1st: GTP_Ingram - 25 pts (M: 17 votes)
2nd=: mikeerfol, Flex0r, Legro - 15 pts (B, G, I: 7 votes)
5th: Jimlaad43- 10 pts (D: 3 votes)
6th: prisonermonkeys - 8 pts (L: 2 votes)
7th=: TheBook, Liquid - 5 pts (A, H: 1 votes)


Winning Entry

"Let's take these trophies to the McLaren garage to wind up Fernando."

Standings after Round Thirteen
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)

1st: Famine** - 117 pts
2nd: Jimlaad43* - 107 pts
3rd: Touring Mars* - 94 pts

4th: GTP_Ingram** - 93 pts
5th: Liquid** - 89 pts
6th: prisonermonkeys - 84 pts
7th: Legro* - 80 pts
8th: TheBook* - 67 pts
9th: Flex0r - 62pts
10th=: Furinkazen, SVT Cobra GT* - 58 pts
12th: Luke* - 50 pts
13th: Pezzarinho17 - 29 pts
14th: Niku Driver HC - 26 pts
15th=: Mike458*, Pupik* - 25 pts
17th: mikeerfol - 24 pts
18th: DK - 22 pts
19th=: haitch40, axletramp - 19 pts
21st: RACECAR - 18 pts
22nd=: Soundtrack, Stiggy - 15 pts
24th: aarror - 10 pts
25th: Omnis - 8 pts
26th=: niky, BlacqueJacques - 3 pts


Round Fourteen - Japan will take place soon​

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[mikeerfol]

Nice, first podium!

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Fourteen - Japan

Entries by Monday, 12th October - 0900 BST

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[Liquid]

Vettel and Rosberg look at each other in astonishment after Hamilton suggests Rosberg "did Nazi that overtake coming".

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Lewis maintains his poker face as Rosberg and Vettel smell the lingering fart in the air.

 

[Legro]

Lewis in his mind: Now that I didn't get as much TV time as I've used to, how can I be sure if she properly realised that I won. Wait, what if she didn't even notice me during the race. Wait, what if she doesn't even watch the races anymore. What, if she deliberately avoids the races because of me. *Sigh*

Sebastian to Nico: Nicole again?

 

[GTP_Ingram]

In a completely legitimate move, Lewis subtly shuffles his chair to the side in order to squeeze Nico out of the press conference.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Nico: "Seb, this is not what I meant when I asked you to order a cheeky Nando's for the press conference"

 

[mikeerfol]

"Come on Lewis, beans again?"

 

[Touring Mars]

This is not how we use a catheter in Germany.​

 

[TheBook]

Hamilton: "It's because I'm black, isn't it?"

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Nico: The bad guy always wears a black hat Sebastian.

 

[Furinkazen]

Nico and Seb look for German-language instructions on the new life-like Lewis Hamilton puppet.

 

[Famine]

F1 business as usual: Hamilton oblivious to the Germans squaring off just behind him.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Nico: You shouldn't have drunk that champagne, Lewis. I may have added a few... "perfomance-weakening fluids" to the recipe.

Lewis: ..."slurp"

 

[Touring Mars]

Voting for R14 is now open: https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/thre...n-5-oct-0900-bst.126394/page-66#post-11027450

R15 will follow next week


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[Touring Mars]

ROUND FOURTEEN - RESULT

1st: GTP_Ingram - 25 pts (D: 11 votes)
2nd: Touring Mars - 18 pts (G: 8 votes)
3rd: Famine - 15 pts (K: 6 votes)
4th: Liquid - 12 pts (A: 5 votes)
5th=: Legro, SVT Cobra GT - 9 pts (B, C: 2 votes)
7th=: Furinkazen, Jimlaad43 - 5 pts (E, J: 1 vote)


Winning Entry

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In a completely legitimate move, Lewis subtly shuffles his chair to the side in order to squeeze Nico out of the press conference.

Standings after Round Fourteen
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)

1st: Famine** - 132 pts
2nd: GTP_Ingram*** - 118 pts
3rd=: Touring Mars*, Jimlaad43* - 112 pts

5th: Liquid** - 101 pts
6th: Legro* - 89 pts
7th: prisonermonkeys - 84 pts
8th: TheBook* - 67 pts
9th: Furinkazen - 63 pts
10th=: Flex0r, SVT Cobra GT* - 62pts
12th: Luke* - 50 pts
13th: Pezzarinho17 - 29 pts
14th: Niku Driver HC - 26 pts
15th=: Mike458*, Pupik* - 25 pts
17th: mikeerfol - 24 pts
18th: DK - 22 pts
19th=: haitch40, axletramp - 19 pts
21st: RACECAR - 18 pts
22nd=: Soundtrack, Stiggy - 15 pts
24th: aarror - 10 pts
25th: Omnis - 8 pts
26th=: niky, BlacqueJacques - 3 pts

Round Fifteen - Russia will take place soon​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Damn, need to get second back.

 

[Jimlaad43]

When's Russia?

 

[Touring Mars]

Sorry for the delay, I only asked GTP_Ingram for a pic last night, and so we should have the next round posted up later today.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Fifteen - Russia

Entries by Monday, 26th October - 0900 GMT

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[prisonermonkeys]

"Sign the contract, Mr. President, or the next whoopee cushion will be under your seat."​