F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Niku Driver HC]

"Sir Lewis, is it true that you look better in movement...?"

"Of course, dear, these earrings do not sparkle standing still. Fetch me a tuk-tuk and I'll grant you with a moving photoshoot..."

Final Entry, Parc Ferme.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Woman: So this is a picture of my sister; she has many goats and oil wells; are you interested Mr. Hamilton?

Lewis: How many goats does she have?

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[XJ40]

Woman: If we use optical zoom, we can see your title chances this year

(premonition)

 

[Famine]

"Oh wow, it's that guy who's famous on Instagram and Twitter, I simply must get a selfie with him - I wonder what he's doing here at the Formula 1..."

 

[Touring Mars]

Entries for Round 2 are now closed - pole poll will follow shortly

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Two - RESULT

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1st: Famine (T: 9 votes) - 25 pts
2nd: Touring Mars (K: 7 votes) - 18 pts
3rd=: SVT Cobra GT, DK, niky, XJ40 (E,I,O,S: 6 votes) - 11 pts
7th=: Ryk, GTP_Ingram, BlacqueJacques (B,L,R: 3 votes) - 4 pts​

Entries with less than 3 votes = no score


Winning Entry

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"Oh wow, it's that guy who's famous on Instagram and Twitter, I simply must get a selfie with him - I wonder what he's doing here at the Formula 1..."

Standings
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)

1st: Famine** - 50 pts
2nd: niky - 21 pts
3rd=: Ryk, Touring Mars - 19 pts

5th=: jake2013guy, Jimlaad43 - 15 pts
7th=: SVT Cobra GT, DK, XJ40 - 11 pts
10th=: Flex0r, Pezzarinho17 - 7 pts
12th: GTP_Ingram - 5 pt
13th: BlacqueJacques - 4 pts
14th=: Liquid, marco89IT, Furinkazen, TheBook, aarror - 1 pt​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Damn Famine, GTPs own Nico Rosberg at the moment.

 

[Legro]

2nd: niky - 21 pts

10th: niky - 10 pts

Second, and tenth. Wow, this guy must be good.

 

[Touring Mars]

Thanks @Legro - niky's doppleganger has been removed. 👍

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Happy with a podium, now to engage my wits and gain a win.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Damn, two rounds and not a single point. Who do I have to pay off around here?

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Three - China

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Entries by Tuesday, 26th April - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Sebastian: I'll be there in a minute sweety, giggity giggity goo

 

[Liquid]

Vettel saw the non-Catholics at the end of the paddock and knew what he had to do.

 

[Roger the Horse]

Sebastian: With this disguise, they'll never realise I'm not Rosberg!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Seb: You can put those spare front wings away, we won't need to use any.

 

[Famine]

The secret of Ferrari's performance increase is finally revealed - the new MGU-KKK unit...

 

[Ryk]

"I put on my robe and Wizards hat..."


This is my Final Entry, There are many like it, but this one is mine.

 

[UnkaD]

"Judging by Hamilton's performance last race, my scare tactic seems to be working."

 

[XJ40]

"Not slytherin, not slytherin, not slytherin"


Final entry

 

[Ingram]

As Vettel plots to "settle a score" with Kvyat, he slips on his balaclava disguise, failing to realise that red overalls might betray his identity to witnesses.​

 

[Touring Mars]

Admit it - if you had access to Kimi's underwear, you'd do it too...

 

[Niku Driver HC]

"Hehe... Alonso will never know the reasons for his welcoming back gift, let's just say he'll find it "steaming" like a pile of brown stuff. And he won't believe it's not chocolate!"

Final entry, Parc fermé.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Do the first lap with my eyes closed? I'll take that bet."​

 

[Furinkazen]

Confirmed - Sebastian Vettel to play Jack Skellington in Nightmare Before Christmas live-action adaptation.

 

[Famine]

Some top quality captions here, but this:

"I put on my robe and Wizards hat..."

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"Hi, I'm Sebastian Vettel and welcome to Jackass!"

 

[Jimlaad43]

Oh you'll find my entry will be perfectly final.

After managing to hit someone, Sebastian Vettel wins "Stormtrooper of the Month" onboard the Death Star

 

[TRGTspecialist]

Final entry

With his car's retro livery and a dysfunctional, unpredictable team behind him, Sebastian just needs to put on his scary costume to complete the "Ghost of Ferrari Past" look.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Seb: Perhaps I think I am the madman, my apologies Daniil.

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'