Formula 1 F1 Caption Game - Archive Thread

Discussion in 'Motorsport' started by Touring Mars, Mar 24, 2005.

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  1. Touring Mars

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    And that's just Montoya :p
     
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    "quick, let's get hand in hand and do the can can!"

    Another:
    "In the future, people will look at us and feel awed"
     
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    Montoya: I look down on Kimi, because he is a miserable a****** and a Sauber driver.
    Kimi: I look up to Montoya because is a fat Columbian b****** and is a Williams driver, but i look down on alonso, because he is a stupid moron and is a Minardi driver.
    Alonso:........I got a big monkey and a world championship in 2005! HA HA HA HA HA!
     
  4. Omnis

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    "Ron Dennis actually took that picture, and just afterwards, the scene turned into something like this:
    [​IMG]"
     
  5. kensei

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    I'm not even going to bother trying this week. Yet again Omnis hit the ball out of the park 10x.
     
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    Raikkonen: "Thischarismapumpisnotworkingtopumpcharismaintomyhead"
    Montoya: "At least you can't see my ridiculous black boots"
    Alonso: "Just you wait and see. In a couple of years time once I've grown these into monster eyebrows, I'll be champion! <Insert evil laugh>"
     
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    Like many F1 rookies, this group may never be heard from again...
     
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    JPM: Hey Kimi, take a look at that stupid Alonso guy.
    FA: Shut up fatty!
    JPM: What’s wrong? Don’t they give you a hat when you pay for your drive?

    Blake
     
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    :lol:

    F1, what a waste of time aye? Whats it coming too, it used to be raw talent and now we are standing here with 3 drivers who 90% of F1 fans have never heard of, the other 10% being people who watch cart and have seen montoya, just another group of amateurs. Didnt think williams where that despersate though.
     
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    "Right, we've got the three suspects here. Do you recognise the man who ate your cheeseburger?"
     
  11. Blake

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    :lol: Winner!

    Blake
     
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    [​IMG]

    All, slowly and deliberately:

    "And now a sketch about racing drivers.

    It's called :'The Racing Driver Sketch...' "
     
  13. Solid Lifters

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    JPM - "Oh why must I be the meat of an imbecile sandwich? Mmmmm, imbecile samich (Drool)!"


    Number Two JPM - "Just like a Twinky, I'm the gooey stuff in the middle."
     
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    Alonso: Tee-hee, sombody farted.

    Kimi: hmm...somethingIsmellsmellslike...McDonalds.

    JPM: .......








    rock. :cool:




    p.s., whoo!!!! 1st win after a podium. tee-hee. I hope that will be a pre-cursor to my karting career, cause I'm already had a podium in 2 races total.
     
  15. Omnis

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    :lol: :tup:


    :sly:
     
  16. [FPV]Rusty

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    kmi and alonso thinking the same thing- "That written on his chest is a complete oximoron...
     
  17. Touring Mars

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    Formula One stars fail miserably to recreate the "I look down on him..." sketch

    [​IMG]
    (tribute to Ronnie Barker!)
     
  18. Lee

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    :lol: haha thats right up there with Omnis's attempt.
     
  19. Solid Lifters

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    Kimi - "Hey, Juan. On the count of three, let's pants the new guy!"

    Juan - "Nah, we better not."

    Kimi - "Why the hell not? Come on!"

    Juan - "No, because! One day, we might be teammates, and he'll be motivated to beat us, and he'll end up winning the championship!"

    Kimi - "Nah, that'll never happen. Ready?"

    Juan - "Oh, OK."

    Kimi - "Good. Here we go. One... two...THREE!"
     
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    :lol:
     
  21. nitro_2005

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    thats what i was doing
     
  22. Omnis

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    Lmao. Compaq. More like Plumpaq.
     
  23. nitro_2005

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    Montoya: Why am I always "Piggy" in the middle?
    Kimi & Alonso: Cos ur a fat b*****d, that's why!
     
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    Montoya: Supid Williams team. they tricked me by saying McDonalds was our sponsor. Mmmm, mcdonalds. oh yeah, a big mac with supersize fries!!!
     
  25. Slick Rick

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: Omnis owns this thread!!
     
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    Poor Montoya, he's copping a pounding in this thread.

    mmmmm......quarter pounding...
     
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    Yeah well JPM has it comin really...
     
  28. Touring Mars

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    :lol:
     
  29. Lee

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    Yeah i got bored this morning... lol
     
  30. Slick Rick

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    Bee i think your next pic should not have Montoya in. I mean he's funny but we have had 3 pics with him already and the captions are getting a bit predictable. The Sato and Shumi one was good, maybe something like that.
    :tup:
     
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