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"quick, let's get hand in hand and do the can can!"

Another:
"In the future, people will look at us and feel awed"
 
Montoya: I look down on Kimi, because he is a miserable a****** and a Sauber driver.
Kimi: I look up to Montoya because is a fat Columbian b****** and is a Williams driver, but i look down on alonso, because he is a stupid moron and is a Minardi driver.
Alonso:........I got a big monkey and a world championship in 2005! HA HA HA HA HA!
 
"Ron Dennis actually took that picture, and just afterwards, the scene turned into something like this:
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I'm not even going to bother trying this week. Yet again Omnis hit the ball out of the park 10x.
 
Raikkonen: "Thischarismapumpisnotworkingtopumpcharismaintomyhead"
Montoya: "At least you can't see my ridiculous black boots"
Alonso: "Just you wait and see. In a couple of years time once I've grown these into monster eyebrows, I'll be champion! <Insert evil laugh>"
 
JPM: Hey Kimi, take a look at that stupid Alonso guy.
FA: Shut up fatty!
JPM: What’s wrong? Don’t they give you a hat when you pay for your drive?

Blake
 
:lol:

F1, what a waste of time aye? Whats it coming too, it used to be raw talent and now we are standing here with 3 drivers who 90% of F1 fans have never heard of, the other 10% being people who watch cart and have seen montoya, just another group of amateurs. Didnt think williams where that despersate though.
 
JPM - "Oh why must I be the meat of an imbecile sandwich? Mmmmm, imbecile samich (Drool)!"


Number Two JPM - "Just like a Twinky, I'm the gooey stuff in the middle."
 
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Alonso: Tee-hee, sombody farted.

Kimi: hmm...somethingIsmellsmellslike...McDonalds.

JPM: .......








rock. :cool:




p.s., whoo!!!! 1st win after a podium. tee-hee. I hope that will be a pre-cursor to my karting career, cause I'm already had a podium in 2 races total.
 
kensei
I'm not even going to bother trying this week. Yet again Omnis hit the ball out of the park 10x.

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Formula One stars fail miserably to recreate the "I look down on him..." sketch

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(tribute to Ronnie Barker!)
 
VTRacing
"Right, we've got the three suspects here. Do you recognise the man who ate your cheeseburger?"

:lol: haha thats right up there with Omnis's attempt.
 
Kimi - "Hey, Juan. On the count of three, let's pants the new guy!"

Juan - "Nah, we better not."

Kimi - "Why the hell not? Come on!"

Juan - "No, because! One day, we might be teammates, and he'll be motivated to beat us, and he'll end up winning the championship!"

Kimi - "Nah, that'll never happen. Ready?"

Juan - "Oh, OK."

Kimi - "Good. Here we go. One... two...THREE!"
 
[FPV]Rusty
kmi and alonso thinking the same thing- "That written on his chest is a complete oximoron...

Lmao. Compaq. More like Plumpaq.
 
Montoya: Supid Williams team. they tricked me by saying McDonalds was our sponsor. Mmmm, mcdonalds. oh yeah, a big mac with supersize fries!!!
 
Bee i think your next pic should not have Montoya in. I mean he's funny but we have had 3 pics with him already and the captions are getting a bit predictable. The Sato and Shumi one was good, maybe something like that.
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