F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Pupik]

All Robert ever wanted to own was a Shar Pei. Due to a spelling error, he's now a Formula One driver.

 

[Motominded]

Fan: Can i get your signature champ?
Kubica: Sure, who is it for?
Fan: Poland highway Patrol
Kubica: WHAT?
Fan: Yeah, I'm that cop that you thought you got away from.
Kubica: *that look*​

 

[Sureboss]

Is that your caption?

 

[livemusic]

Not really. I couldn't come up with a good caption for this pic.

 

[mipuumal]

Hmm... Did I leave the gas on?

​

 

[Sureboss]

Round Eight Voting

Captions:

DQuaN

"Kubica signs autographs for the next shipment of his compatriots to England"

TheCracker

To Bob,
best wishes,
NOT Brad Pitt

Metar

"Sir, if you could just sign here, here and here...

...Thank you, you've just signed three years for Force India."

peterjford

"... Just one more signature and the Championship is yours!

Of course don't forget your part of the deal, when you die your soul is mine!"

PeterJB

"Kubica signs autographs just after the race praying that the fence will protect him from an enraged Heidfeld"

Omnis

"Robert Kubica signs an autograph."

RACECAR

Kubica signing up for the protection services of the A.P.A.

(Anyone who watches WWE will understand that one)

TouringMars

Volter: "Can I have your autograph please?!"
Kubica: "Sure, who should I make it out to?"
Volter: "My name is Volter!"
Kubica: "No problem... are you a Pole, Volter?"
Volter: "No, but I throw Javelin..."

wrcsti

Okay, why are you making me sign a ferrari poster? ಠ_ಠ

Hun200KMH

"You see? When I don't crash, I win here because this part of the track was designed after my nose!"

orimarc

Fan: What do you think about the rumor that Alonso maybe could be your teammate in 2009?
Kubica: That would be great...
Fan: And what would you think about having Hamilton as teammate?
Kubica: ಠ_ಠ That would NOT be great...

Only_in_f1

My names not Adam We... or is it?

Alex

"To Jemimer Puddleduck, best wishes, Ro....,erm... Who am i again?"

Sureshot

In failing to read the small print, Kubica is bemused when he is told he is now the play-thing of Max Mosley.

Serge.D

Fan:Mr.Kubica can I make a photo of you?
Kubica:Why not,you must be a big F1 fan.
Fan:No,it's for the Funny Pic Thread at GTP.

SUPER NUMBER

Kubica wows the crowd by beating his team mates in a sun staring competition...with no glasses!

daan

No, I will not sing "Mandy" for you...

Bee

Heidfeld (Out of shot): Robert, vhat are you doing?
Kubica: Sign autographs, what people who win their first grand prix usually do Nick..

Venari

That's right sir, this is a writ. You're being sued for breach of facial expression copyright by Alain Prost.

Famine

Adrien Brody signs up for The Pianist 2.

DRIFT4EVA

"Wow.... This is a big pen..."

Pupik

All Robert ever wanted to own was a Shar Pei. Due to a spelling error, he's now a Formula One driver.

Motominded

Fan: Can i get your signature champ?
Kubica: Sure, who is it for?
Fan: Poland highway Patrol
Kubica: WHAT?
Fan: Yeah, I'm that cop that you thought you got away from.
Kubica: *that look*

mipuumal

Hmm... Did I leave the gas on?

 

[Metar]

1 - Venari
2 - minuumal

 

[Alex.]

DQuaN
Omnis

 

[Pupik]

1. Venari
2. Touring Mars

 

[Lee]

1. DQuaN
2. Venari

 

[Touring Mars]

1. peterjford
2. Metar

(HM to Venari 👍)

 

[Hun200kmh]

1. Touring Mars
2. Venari

 

[livemusic]

1- DQuan
2- Mipuumal

 

[PeterJB]

1.Omnis
2.Only_in_f1

 

[Cap'n Jack]

TM, You're the worst on the forum when it comes to those bad jokes you'd usually hear from your parents.

1. Touring Mars
2. Omnis

 

[Sureboss]

1. peterjford
2. Touring Mars

 

[Only_in_f1]

-Omnis
-Venari

 

[mipuumal]

1. Metar
2. Venari

 

[peterjford]

1. Venari
2. mipuumal

 

[Omnis]

Wow! My KISS-method entry is actually getting votes.

1. Touring Mars
2. Hun200KMH

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

1- Mipuumal
2- Metar

 

[Sureboss]

Round Eight Results
1st - Venari - 10 points
2nd - Touring Mars - 8 points
=3rd - Omnis, DQuaN - 6 points

5th - mipuumal - 3 points
=6th - peterjford, Metar - 2 points
=8th - Only_in_f1, Hun200KMH - 1 point

Winning Caption
That's right sir, this is a writ. You're being sued for breach of facial expression copyright by Alain Prost.
​

Congratulations to Venari. Table to soon be updated in first post.

 

[PeterJB]

Still no points!

 

[Alex.]

unlucky PJB. I've had 2 votes altogether and have no points, yet Only_In_f1 has had one vote and one point. Just hafta get on with it.

 

[Metar]

Two points. I knew I had a decent one this time.

 

[PeterJB]

unlucky PJB. I've had 2 votes altogether and have no points, yet Only_In_f1 has had one vote and one point. Just hafta get on with it.

Yeah. I got one vote for my caption on the picture of Nelson Piquet with the team member.

 

[Sureboss]

Round Nine

Enjoy boys!

 

[TheCracker]

Round Nine

Enjoy boys!

Is that your caption?

 

[Famine]

The wax shortage bites, as Tussauds are forced to reuse the models from Elton's wedding for the F1 exhibit.

 

[Sureboss]

Is that your caption?

Well, it wasn't intended to be. But by your reaction, I think it could well be!