F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Metar]

The second one.

 

[Pupik]

Jenson: Lewis, you have to kiss the Blarney Stone for good luck. Look at all it's done for me!
Lewis: You need glasses and talent.

 

[DQuaN]

LewHam: These are the guys I have always looked up to....

*looks up*

LewHam: These are the guys I used to look up to....

 

[Bram Turismo]

Hmm... I'm not sure whether to go with my earlier caption or:

"Once Lewis understood what Jenson actually meant by 'triathlon', he was quick to retract his acceptance."

👍

 

[Famine]

Second one it is then

 

[orimarc]

For 1.000.000 euros:
How many WDC have you won?
LH: "Eh...one?" *hehehe*
DC: "I'll win on the next year!" *hehehe
JB: "Next year you will win another thing..."

 

[TVRKing]

LH "I may be grinning after winning, but if he doesn't take his hand off by backside, He'll be cruising for a bruising".

 

[Sureboss]

Round Nine Voting

Captions:

Metar

Jensen: "Hey Lewis, give it a try. It's like kissing a peanut!"

DRIFT4EVA

Lewis: OMG he's actually doing it.....
Jensen: I told Lewis I'd kiss David for 2 of his championship points
David: Ok Just act natural.... Why is button tweaking my nip.... ooooh that feels quite nice

mipuumal

Button: Aww come over here you old bugger. *smooch*

Coulthard: Oi, Jenson lad! That's NOTHING compared to what I did for Damon when he retired...

Hamilton: *note to self, announce your retirement via textmessage*

wrcsti

Jenson: Ohh my god it's the Hoff, I gotta kiss him so he can give me his powers!
Lewis: Why are you reaching back there David?

PeterJB

Lewis: (to self) B*tch, taking my DC love-muffin from me like that! Little does he know it was ME who sabotaged his front-wing!

Bee

*Hamilton moves DC's hand to his bottom.*

Alex

DC: "Okeh jeeehnsen..cheers fur thaaat.. "
LH "David, where's your hand?"
DC " beetwin tuy pillows"
LH " THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS! "
DC " keep the fake smile till they leave, they won't notice"

Bram Turismo

Coulthard not only announced his retirement, but also his private parties a la Max Mosley. Lewis Hamilton and Jensen Button were the first to join.

Sureshot

Another attempt at scoring by Jenson fails.

peterjford

David Coulthard announced that his plan after F1 is to form a boy-band. Lewis Hamilton and Jensen Button are the first to join.

Do you race?

Button: "Look at him, lapping up the media attention like that! There used to be a time when I was
the Next Big Thing in F1; now, I'm lucky to even make it into the newspaper. I'd do anything to get back
into the spotlight again, even if it means kissing DC ... hey, wait, there's an idea!"

RACECAR

While Lewis smiles for the camera, fans are shocked to find out that Jensen button had a different idea of scoring.

Touring Mars

Originally Posted by PeterJB
We have a winner!!

Where??

daan

Jenson demonstrates a kiss seconds before DC demonstrates a Glasgow kiss.

Nigel's slang translator Glasgow Kiss = Headbutt

Omnis

Jenson gives Coulthard's front bumper a kiss. Jenson would later brake-check him while walking out of the sauna.

ROAD_DOGG33J

Jenson comes out of the closet at the British Grand Prix after Coulthard announces his retirement

Only_in_f1

'Hamilton is all smiles after he puts ramming into the back of Raikkonen in Montreal behind him, it seems Jenson's has wanted to do the same to DC for a while'

Solid Lifters

Button: "Let me show you the F1 driver moves I learned from Mike Beuttler. First, you give'm a kiss, like this, and second, you reach around for the chest grab, like this."

Hamilton: "That certainly explains your F1 record!"

SUPER NUMBER

Drivers always said they felt a physical attraction to David Coulthard.

It turns out this was an effect of his Jaw's gravitational pull

FatAssBr

"Hamilton and Button were both pleased to hear Coulthard will give them his paddock girls after his retirement."

Famine

"Once Lewis understood what Jenson actually meant by 'triathlon', he was quick to retract his acceptance."

Pupik

Jenson: Lewis, you have to kiss the Blarney Stone for good luck. Look at all it's done for me!
Lewis: You need glasses and talent.

DQuaN

LewHam: These are the guys I have always looked up to....

*looks up*

LewHam: These are the guys I used to look up to....

orimarc

For 1.000.000 euros:
How many WDC have you won?
LH: "Eh...one?" *hehehe*
DC: "I'll win on the next year!" *hehehe
JB: "Next year you will win another thing..."

TVRKing

LH "I may be grinning after winning, but if he doesn't take his hand off by backside, He'll be cruising for a bruising".

 

[Only_in_f1]

Metar
Touring Mars

 

[Metar]

1 - Sureshot
2 - Famine

With very funny ones by daan, Dunc and TM

 

[daan]

1 - Supernumber
2 - Dquan

 

[Sureboss]

I think that's our best round yet.

 

[Metar]

Yeah, quite a few gems. I had a hard time picking...

 

[Touring Mars]

1. Famine
2. Sureshot

 

[Alex.]

Only_In_F1
Omnis

1. Famine
2. Sureshot

he wont be happy

 

[peterjford]

1. Sureshot
2. mipuumal

 

[Roo]

1. Famine
2. Sureshot

 

[franz]

1. Metar
2. Omnis

 

[Sureboss]

Only_In_F1
Omnis



he wont be happy

Don't worry, I'll fix the vote later

 

[mipuumal]

1. Bram Turismo
2. Famine

 

[livemusic]

DQuan

mipuumal

 

[Bram Turismo]

1. Famine
2. Sureshot


👍

 

[Pupik]

1. Alex.
2. Metar

Honorable mention to Sureshot and special mention to Solid Lifters for bad-taste-but-obscure-F1-driver reference.

 

[DQuaN]

Famine
Sureshot

 

[PeterJB]

1. Sureshot
2. Bee

 

[Famine]

1. Bram Turismo
2. Touring Mars

 

[Sureboss]

1. Touring Mars
2. Famine

 

[Lee]

1. Do You Race?
2. Daan

 

[daan]

Don't worry, I'll fix the vote later

Just as you do every week so I won't win...

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

1-Sureshot
2-Mipuumal