F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Metar]

Jensen: "Hey Lewis, give it a try. It's like kissing a peanut!"
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[DRIFT4EVA]

EDIT:

Lewis: OMG he's actually doing it.....
Jensen: I told Lewis I'd kiss David for 2 of his championship points
David: Ok Just act natural.... Why is button tweaking my nip.... ooooh that feels quite nice

 

[mipuumal]

Button: Aww come over here you old bugger. *smooch*

Coulthard: Oi, Jenson lad! That's NOTHING compared to what I did for Damon when he retired...

Hamilton: *note to self, announce your retirement via textmessage*

 

[wrcsti]

Jenson: Ohh my god it's the Hoff, I gotta kiss him so he can give me his powers!
Lewis: Why are you reaching back there David?

 

[PeterJB]

Round Nine

Enjoy boys!

Lewis: (to self) B*tch, taking my DC love-muffin from me like that! Little does he know it was ME who sabotaged his front-wing!

 

[Lee]

*Hamilton moves DC's hand to his bottom.*

 

[Alex.]

DC: "Okeh jeeehnsen..cheers fur thaaat.."
LH "David, where's your hand?"
DC " beetwin tuy pillows"
LH " THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!"
DC " keep the fake smile till they leave, they won't notice"


Trains, planes and automobiles FTW!​

 

[Bram Turismo]

Coulthard not only announced his retirement, but also his private parties a la Max Mosley. Lewis Hamilton and Jensen Button were the first to join.
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[Bram Turismo]

*ignore*

 

[Sureboss]

My Caption (The Enjoy Boys wasn't one, it was directed at you)

Another attempt at scoring by Jenson fails.

 

[Metar]

Sure is better. That really made me laugh..

 

[Alex.]

Sureshot it could be something like

jenson resorts to cheating to attempt to finally score and even causes his freind to retire due to risque positioning

that's from me, the leader of this game who has scored lots of points.

 

[PeterJB]

My Caption (The Enjoy Boys wasn't one, it was directed at you)

Another attempt at scoring by Jenson fails.

We have a winner!!

 

[peterjford]

David Couthard announced that his plan after F1 is to form a boy-band. Lewis Hamilton and Jensen Button are the first to join.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Button: "Look at him, lapping up the media attention like that! There used to be a time when I was
the Next Big Thing in F1; now, I'm lucky to even make it into the newspaper. I'd do anything to get back
into the spotlight again, even if it means kissing DC ... hey, wait, there's an idea!"​

 

[RACECAR]

While Lewis smiles for the camera, fans are shocked to find out that Jensen button had a different idea of scoring.

 

[Touring Mars]

We have a winner!!

Where??

 

[PeterJB]

We have a winner!!

Where??

That wasn't my caption. It was a response to Sureshot's.

 

[Alex.]

no but that was his

 

[Touring Mars]

Indeed... (that is my caption, by the way!)

 

[daan]

Jenson demonstrates a kiss seconds before DC demonstrates a Glasgow kiss.

 

[PeterJB]

Whats a Glasgow Kiss?

 

[Sureboss]

Headbutt.

 

[Omnis]

Jenson gives Coulthard's front bumper a kiss. Jenson would later brake-check him while walking out of the sauna.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Jenson comes out of the closet at the British Grand Prix after Coulthard announces his retirement

 

[Only_in_f1]

'Hamilton is all smiles after he puts ramming into the back of Raikkonen in Montreal behind him, it seems Jenson's has wanted to do the same to DC for a while'

 

[Solid Lifters]

Button: "Let me show you the F1 driver moves I learned from Mike Beuttler. First, you give'm a kiss, like this, and second, you reach around for the chest grab, like this."

Hamilton: "That certainly explains your F1 record!"

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

Drivers always said they felt a physical attraction to David Coulthard.

It turns out this was an effect of his Jaw's gravitational pull

 

[livemusic]

"Hamilton and Button were both pleased to hear Coulthard will give them his paddock girls after his retirement."

 

[Famine]

Hmm... I'm not sure whether to go with my earlier caption or:

"Once Lewis understood what Jenson actually meant by 'triathlon', he was quick to retract his acceptance."