F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Sureboss]

Round Nine Results
1st. Sureshot - 10 points
2nd. Famine - 8 points
3rd. Metar - 6 points

=4th. Touring Mars, Bram Turismo - 4 points
=6th. DQuaN, mipuumal - 2 points
=8th SUPER NUMBER, Only_in_f1, Omnis, Alex, Do you race? - 1 point​

Winning caption​

Another attempt at scoring by Jenson fails​

Congratulations to Sureshot, whoever he may be.


Round Ten will be up around some time at the weekend, as we have the Hock GP. Table updated in a minute.

 

[Alex.]

Finally A Damn Point

 

[Pupik]

I'm going to get the [wikipedia]Peter Gethin[/wikipedia] Award; one close win, and not much else.

 

[Metar]

Ah-ha, a podium! I knew the Simpsons bit would work.

 

[PeterJB]

Still NO POINTS!! What DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET ONE 🤬 POINT!!

 

[livemusic]

^Make us laugh?

 

[Metar]

Read this? (warning: side effects include mental instability)

 

[Bram Turismo]

1. Bram Turismo
2. Touring Mars

Now, I bet you did this a la Eurovision Song Contest, I get your vote, 'cus you got mine


*EDIT*

Yay, four points, do I get a cookie? Chocolate one please!

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

Congratulations to Sureshot, whoever he may be.

HAR, HAR, HARRR!...

Please....This round was FIXED! Who'd vote for you anyways??

 

[Pupik]

Read this? (warning: side effects include mental instability)

That was quite unlike warehouse-analgesic troublesome.

 

[peterjford]

Now, I bet you did this a la Eurovision Song Contest, I get your vote, 'cus you got mine


*EDIT*

Yay, four points, do I get a cookie? Chocolate one please!

 

[Venari]

Holy cow, I won round eight!

I'll try to find a pic tomorrow.

 

[Sureboss]

Just so the mods know, I have asked Mark to find one. So if/when he does post one, don't delete it.

Though he has only 53 minutes to stop himself being a liar!

 

[Venari]

I think this should provide one or two laughs...

 

[RACECAR]

The name is Heinfeld...Nick HeinFeld

 

[Christhedude]

Nick: " yea i know i look stunning... what you laughing at anyways?"

Chris

 

[Touring Mars]

Interviewer: Erm, interesting choice of shades, Nick..?!
NH: They used to belong to Ray Charles. He designed them himself...
Interviewer: And did he do your hair, too?

 

[orimarc]

"Nick Heidfeld using a prototype of see-through-clothes glasses with Adriana Lima"

 

[PeterJB]

Jenson Button: (out of picture) Oi! Nick! You stole my sunglasses!!



(not part of caption) You'll only understand that if you saw the race build up on ITV1

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Mamma Mia! Here I go again;
My, my, how could I resist you?
Mamma Mia! Does it show again?
My, my, just how much I've missed you!




(For reference purposes, but this isn't actualy a part of the caption)​

 

[wrcsti]

Kyle bush and Nick Heidfeld are in a close whose got the worse sunglasses competition.

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

"Hey's look! I is rap supaar star Kanye Vest"

 

[Metar]

"And ven I push zis bond, Mr. Button..."
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[TheCracker]

"I Just Called to Say I Love You"​

 

[mipuumal]

@ reflection in his glasses

Nick: Haha, fools. I may look like an idiot but little do you know that these are X-ray specs and I can see all your cards.

 

[peterjford]

Nick: "I'll wear the team colored sunglasses, and even smile doing it, but the beard stays!"

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

"On second thought, don't smile. They totally clash with your outfit..."

 

[Omnis]

Nick Heidfeld announces new "Sauberkraut" eyewear collection.

 

[Roo]

DustDriver, now officially GTP's worst dressed member!

 

[Touring Mars]

DustDriver, now officially GTP's worst dressed member!