F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Only_in_f1]

Nick: Dam Kubica! Coming over here, stealing our hugs...

 

[Sureboss]

Round Six, Voting Open.

daan

Famine and VEXD get ready for yet another cuddle, as Bert looks on, worried that he's next.

mipuumal

Klien and Heidfeld are returning from a charity event when suddenly...

Klien: *GASP* It's a ZOMBIE!!1 The dead have risen are coming to get our footballs, head for ze hills!

Heidfeld: Don't be stupid Christian, that's just Robert. He's been sleepwalking ever since Mario Theissen forced him to cut off some... sensitive bits in order to lose weight. Just step on his toes to wake him up.

Craig HP

Kubica: Are you my mummy?

Pupik

In between racing, the BMW Stormtroopers enjoy fixing the drivers for entertainment.

PeterJB

Kubica: We've won a match! That's one better than what our team can do!
Klien: Well, if what mipuumal says is true, then you'll be needing that football!
Kubica: But we'll never win!
Heidfeld: Big surprise!

RACECAR

Celebration by the winning team before they were handed a penalty for illegal use of the hands.

peterjford

Klien, disabled by a fiendish toe lock from Kubica calls for an "anti-ball" zone, forcing Kubica to drop the ball.
Heidfeld however reminds them of the mask rule and this round of Calvinball is declared void.

wrcsti

Yo dawg, you better not had scuffed mah kicks!
A hug will make up for it.
**** you *****!

Omnis

In response to scruffiness concerns with Sebastien Loeb, Heidfeld proves his beard is justified.

Sureshot

Kubica: I saw that famous video of Max the other day, it was this big.

Do you race?

Klien: "Now pay attention, Nick. If ever there's a zombie outbreak in the paddock - Robert will be our
zombie for now - the only thing to do will be make a stand against them. This is what you have to do ..."
Heidfeld: "Uh, we're Formula One drivers, aren't we? It didn't occur to you that maybe
driving away really quickly is the better option because we don't all die from it?"

SUPER NUMBER

Klien: "Wait...you're fitting everyone with...invisible helmets?

Kubica: "It apapeeses our orrrlords...they're right behind you man, so don't piss them...."

Klien: "That stuff you guys got from amsterdam....it wasn't medicinal...was it?"

Heidfeld: "LOL! FLOTING BALL! LOL!

Bee

Kubica: DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! YOU'RE A FAIL, AN EPIC FAIL!

Heidfeld: Come von man, your being a vittle bit harsh on ze guy.

Klien: Don't worry Nick, I'm off to test for Toyota next season, I'm sure I'll get a race jig there.

DQuaN

The little drivers enjoy a spot of footy as the mechanics look down on them.

Motominded

Klien: So you say you saw David Coulthard?
Kubica: Yeah
Klien: How big was his jaw?
Kubica: IT WAS THIS BIG!
Heidfeld: Is True!

Venari

Robert's professional foul skills do not get the response he had hoped for.

Solid Lifters

Kubica - "Hug me! I'm a footballer!"

Klien - "Great. I guess that means we have to spoon-feed you your dinn-dinn, wipe your bottom and hold your hand whenever you cross the road."

Heidfeld - "Ooooooo, sounds like somebody has a distaste for footballers!"

Serge D

Kubica - Can I be Ryan Giggs?

Klien - No I'm Giggs,you can be John Terry

orimarc

Kilen: "sv_cheats 1. set_gravity 0"
Kubica: "You hAXX0R!!1! iM g00NA cRuSH y0 h34D!!1!"
Klien: "i h4vE l33T sK1LLs!!!1"
Heidfeld: "What the **** are you saying? Damn Counter-strike freaks..."

only_in_f1

Nick: Dam Kubica! Coming over here, stealing our hugs...

 

[Stevisiov]

1-Venari
2-Sureshot

Honerable mention to serge.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Uh, just for the record: I did slightly modify my entry a few hours ago upon realising I'd confused Klien for Kubica (how, exactly, I don't know, given Kubica's name is on his shirt), and added a little extra text ... hoped I wasn't too late with it, but I clearly was.

 

[Metar]

1 - Sureshot
2 - Venari

 

[DQuaN]

Pupik
Motominded.

 

[livemusic]

Pupik

Serge D

 

[Sureboss]

Uh, just for the record: I did slightly modify my entry a few hours ago upon realising I'd confused Klien for Kubica (how, exactly, I don't know, given Kubica's name is on his shirt), and added a little extra text ... hoped I wasn't too late with it, but I clearly was.

I've changed it, I had already put your caption into my word document, so as I copied it across to the above post it had your pre-edit caption.

 

[mipuumal]

1. SUPER NUMBER
2. Sureshot

 

[PeterJB]

1. RACE CAR
2. Pupik

 

[peterjford]

1. Sureshot
2. Do You Race?

 

[Sureboss]

1. RACECAR
2. Venari

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I've changed it, I had already put your caption into my word document, so as I copied it across to the above post it had your pre-edit caption.

Cool, thank you. I should probably start marking it Final Entry or whatever in future in case I need to make updates ...

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

1- Omnis
2- Pupik

 

[Sureboss]

I'm closing voting tonight, so you've got another 4 1/2 hours.

 

[Sureboss]

Sixth Round Results
=1st Sureshot, Pupik - 9 points
=3rd Venari, RACECAR - 6 points
=5th SUPER NUMBER, Omnis - 3 points
= 7th Motominded, Serge D, Do You Race? - 1 point
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Winning Captions

Pupik's caption:
In between racing, the BMW Stormtroopers enjoy fixing the drivers for entertainment.
Sureshot's caption:
I saw that famous video of Max the other day, it was this big.

Congratulations to the winners. Apologies if the voting period is a little short, I've no spare time to do them, between now and next Friday, Exams = Yay!

Table to be updated shortly.

 

[RACECAR]

Wow, close results.

 

[PeterJB]

No points AGAIN!!

 

[Serge.D]

My first point.

 

[Alex.]

Well done Serge, I know how it feels

 

[PeterJB]

I don't!

 

[Serge.D]

Well done Serge, I know how it feels

Thanks Alex.👍

 

[Pupik]

So...who posts the photo? How about a Super Special Stage with two photos?

1983!

 

[Sureboss]

You can send me a photo for Round Eight, I've already got Round Seven (will be put up Friday).

 

[Sureboss]

Round Seven

 

[TheCracker]

Kimi - "My cap is too tight, it's making me pull a different expression!"

 

[Touring Mars]

Little boy: "Please sir, can I have your cap?"

Kimi: "This cap? You want this cap? You want my official Ferrari F1 drivers' cap!?... You want my "I am the reigning World Champion at Formula One and I am the Number One driver for the most successful team in F1 history" cap?!? WE HAVE A GIFT SHOP, YOU KNOW!"

 

[Sureboss]

Kimi: "Look into the eyes, not around the eyes!"

 

[Famine]

"What do you mean you don't like my forearm tattoo..? Imma chargin mi lazor!"

 

[Only_in_f1]

Kimi: Why you touch my blanket, man?! Idiot!