F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[prisonermonkeys]

In other news, Renault F1 today unveiled their Young Driver Program ...​

 

[RACECAR]

Thinking of the future, the FIA has decided to lower the age of Drivers entering the sport and Renault becomes the first team to take advantage

or..

Huge budget cuts made by the santioning body have made the teams resort to desperate measures

 

[peterjford]

Alonso (out of view) "Mini-me, you complete me."

 

[Touring Mars]

In a statement earlier today, a spokesperson for Flavio Briatore denied claims that he had slept with Nelson Piquet Jr.'s girlfriend about two and a half years ago...

 

[PeterJB]

Fernando realises he forgot his Helmet. He hasn't ben able to reach the top of the table all week!

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

BRIATORE: Now wait...hear me out, 'kay? First, there's the weight savings...

 

[Peter]

Weight saving in F1 gets biological.....

 

[Touring Mars]

Perhaps topical, given the circumstances... (even if it is Schumi)...

 

[Peter]

Nose Job Fails


PS. sorry for making your eyes suffer for that huge pic.

 

[Famine]

Perhaps topical, given the circumstances... (even if it is Schumi)...

"You might have more points zan me, Bernie, but I have ze medal! I win!"

 

[Touring Mars]

MS: I will wear the big one on my dinner jacket, and the little one is for "Junior"...
BE: What, Ralf?
MS: Noooo.....

 

[Solid Lifters]

MS: "Thank you so much for the most mismatched pair of earrings I've ever been given."

 

[orimarc]

Photographer: Mr. Ecclestone, what's your opinion about the FOTA rejection of the "most wins = champion" system?
BE:
MS: Hehehehe...
MM: Owned.

 

[Omnis]

Schumi unveils newest attachment for Mosley's spanking-rod. Ecclestone selected for beta testing.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Schumacher: "And so it is my great pleasure to present to Bernie Ecclestone the award for being the Most Punchable Man in Formula One, and the consolation prize to Max Mosely. Thank God I didn't win it again."

 

[wrcsti]

HA PJ_FFL, I did a MJ joke before you did!

 

[Touring Mars]

MS: "Thank you so much for the most mismatched pair of earrings I've ever been given."

👍

 

[Stevisiov]

Schumacher: "And so it is my great pleasure to present to Bernie Ecclestone the award for being the Most Punchable Man in Formula One, and the consolation prize to Max Mosely. Thank God I didn't win it again."

 

[livemusic]

 

[Ardius]

There are a lot of interesting ones at the moment from Melbourne, but this caught my eye:

 

[Metar]

I liked how an interviewer asked them if the sand-car is representative of the RB5's expected reliability.

 

[Ardius]

I liked how an interviewer asked them if the sand-car is representative of the RB5's expected reliability.

Yeah on that note, I hope Mark finally has a better Home GP and improves on his amazing Minardi performance in 2002.

 

[Famine]

"So, let me get this straight. Now Renault are complaining about this?"

 

[Metar]

One would think protesting that new Granite Ferrari is higher on their agenda...

 

[Touring Mars]

"I don't think we should leave the car here" I said, but would you listen? Nooooooo....

 

[Sureboss]

First official round will be up when I have some time soon, maybe in the morning.

You will have to have some patience with me for the first two rounds, stupidly busy at the moment, you may not get results of Melbourne till you get results of Sepang round.

 

[Famine]

Just like reality. Nice touch

 

[Sureboss]

Ooh, you know I'm special, Famine

Prettied up the first page a bit.

 

[Sureboss]

Round One

It had to be something daft, sorry

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I'll get to the official one later because this one has to be done ...

Sandbagging.​

Surprised it hadn't come up yet ...