F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Alex.]

I seriously cannot think of a remotely funny caption to the kangaroo picture

 

[orimarc]

Announcer: Welcome to the 1st International Blinking contest! Let's meet the fighters.
On the red corner...with 50kg and 1.5m of height...the Kaaannngarooooooes! And on the blue corner...with a little more weight and height...Nick Heidfeeeeeeeeeeld!
Judge: I want a good clean fight. Let's get it on!

 

[Sureboss]

I should also note, that I know this is different, if there is enough complaints I can change it to a closer related picture.

 

[MagpieRacer]

BMW unveil their first region specific pit crew of 2009 whilst Heidfeld was not so enthusiastic.

 

[peterjford]

BMW unveil their first region specific pit crew of 2009 whilst Heidfeld was not so enthusiastic.

Nick Heidfeld carefully looks over the remaining Grid Girls to pick his for the race.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Nicky, Nicky, he drives for BMW!
Nicky, Nicky, he wants to finish higher than P2!​

If you don't get it, try this ...

 

[Only_in_f1]

Round One

Whats that Skippy?! Roberts falled down a well?! Good good....

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

Qualifying:

Following in David Couthard's time honed tradition, the Red Bull duo park the car in the sand.



AND IT'S ON!

HEIDFELD: Hi. My name is Nick, and I'm a scruff-a-holic

 

[Peter]

FINAL ENTRY

Heidfield's family comes out to support him for the Australian GP

 

[Touring Mars]

Heidfeld: I'll have that one - rump steak, medium rare with a Caesar salad and a bottle of Rioja, please.
Zoo Keeper: Erm, this isn't a restaurant, Mr. Heidfeld...
Heidfeld: OK, forget ze wine then, and just slap ze steak in a baguette or something...

 

[Omnis]

Not what Nick had in mind when he made his way to the Australian bunny ranch.

 

[mipuumal]

Nick: Ok, which one of you stole my prescription sunglasses?

 

[RACECAR]

Sandblasting Just got extreme.

It has only now occured to nick that his fan base is dwindling.

 

[Sureboss]

Nick Heidfeld's fear of Kangaroo's prompts him to use the new Kangaroo Escape Retreat System.

 

[RACECAR]

Nick Heidfeld's fear of Kangaroo's prompts him to use the new Kangaroo Escape Retreat System.

Heinfeld: Thats it, I'm teleporting! "presses big red button"

 

[Smallhorses]

Kangaroo on the right: *whispers*

Psst... You know the plan lads, I'll distract him now, and you steal his wallet!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final Entry

"Psst, Murray. Murray! I don't like this, Murray, not one bit. Everywhere I go, his - eyes - keep - following - me ... !"​

 

[Soundtrack]

BMW already looking for 2010 Tyre Warmer’s ban alternatives.

 

[Metar]

Trillian: "We have normality, I repeat we have normality. Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem."

Heidfeld: "Are you insinuating something?"

 

[Famine]

"So it turns out that this KERS thing is just a 70lb heap of junk I insisted on putting in my car. I feel like a right wallaby now."

 

[Solid Lifters]

NH: "Don't feel rejected, loves. We had some fun times together, for sure. But, it's time for me to 'move on.' I suggest you do the same, and search for your final love." (Nick breaks the news to his 'girlfriends' about his recent engagement.)

 

[Nicksfix]

^
ouch

 

[GTP_Deathwalker]

Round One

NH: which one's my car?

 

[LewyOs]

Nick Heidfeld selected for breading experiment.

NH: "Who has ze lube?"

 

[Alex.]

"Nick meets the BMW Sauber KERS development team"

 

[TVRKing]

The kangarooing problem affecting team BMW is slowly getting worse.......

 

[Touring Mars]

Final Entry

Heidfeld was beginning to suspect that Kubica might have been lying
when he said that kangaroos hide gold coins in their pouches...

 

[livemusic]

Really? I liked your first one better, was going to vote for it.

 

[Touring Mars]

Ahh nuts

 

[daan]

Kangaroo on right - Don't fancy yours much...