F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[tribolik]

Damn... those are so good that I cant even think of anything funny to write

 

[niky]

I must confess, I have blue-red color-blindness.

You can't tell blue from red?

No, I can't see anything painted in either color...

 

[Stiggy]

Engineer: C'mon Narain, do the rain dance for us, because if it keeps raining now we'll score half a point!

 

[C-ZETA]

"Well, the Top 3 Car Magnet Powder we applied to your car did a decent job on its first weekend of running. If we can get it fully working, you'll be back in 10th place again in no time!"

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Engineer: "25 minutes left in the session, think we should get more track time? That 107% rule is.."
Narain: "Actually, I think we should save the car for Sunday. Car parts are expensive."​

 

[livemusic]

Engineer: Guess what I'm holding in this hand.

Narain: Our 2012 budget?

 

[Lizard]

We can't afford the bill to Pirreli so you will be going around on rims ok?

 

[Jimlaad43]

Engineer: OK, Narain, hope you are on the Button for the race, drink loads of water before and reVettelise yourself as we don't want you crashing into anyone. *Turns around and walks away*
Narain: Button? ... Vettel? ... Crash into People? ...

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Engineer: OK, Narain, so for example; if a fast lap takes 100 seconds - the 107% rule means you have to lap in 107 seconds, or faster.

Narain: OK, so you take 100 and times it by 107 and then you divide by......

Final Entry; Parc Ferme'

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Engineer: Guess what I'm holding in this hand.

Narain: Our 2012 budget?

A 'Limitless' pill?

 

[Akmuq]

The HRT engineers teaching Narain the greeting of touching fists together, Narain had trouble with this exercise....

 

[Flex0r]

Engineer: Narain we've sharpened the front wing end plates so you can cut through the tyr.. ehrm corners better.

Final entry

 

[DK]

Engineer - "Just pretend that I'm holding a blue flag."
Narain - "What is this 'blue flag' you speak of?"
Engineer - "Perfect..."

 

[Pupik]

The HRT engineer tries hard to forgo laughter when he noticed Narain's driving suit had two TATAs on the front of it.

 

[tribolik]

Engineer - You've got to stop interfering with the championship contenders... Dont you wish to get paid sometime to drive in F1???
Narain - Paid??? You get paid???

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Engineer: How was it out there?
Karthikeyan: It was hot, sweaty and I was getting passed left and right
Engineer: Maybe this imaginary cucumber will cool you down?

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Meanwhile, at HRT ...

Engineer: "What happens when you turn the wheel to the left?"

Karthikeyan: "The car goes left."

Engineer: "And when you turn the wheel to the right?"

Karthikeyan: "The car goes left."​

 

[Sam48]

Karthikeyan: When you say "your competitors", to whom are you referring?

Engineer: Don't down play yourself like that, you have plenty of competitors. You have your teammate. You have, errrr, the backup driver. And um....Errrrrr.......Hey, are you planning on watching the GP2 race later today?

 

[zed300]

Narain: Look I know your pissed at me, but that girly fist does not intimidate me at all.

 

[lbsf1]

Engineer: Bad news Narain, Ferrari's cheque bounced

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND ONE - RESULT

1st: DK - 25 pts
2nd: Stiggy - 18 pts
3rd: tribolik - 15 pts
4th=: lemansfanatic, chromatic9 - 11 pts
6th=: haitch40, Sach, MazdaPrice, dhandes, Flex0r, pezzarinho17, akmuq - 3 pts

Winning Entry

"I don't always try to look like the Most Interesting Man In The World, but when I do, I fail miserably."

​

Standings (after Round One)

1st: DK - 25 pts •
2nd: Stiggy - 18 pts
3rd: tribolik - 15 pts
4th=: lemansfanatic, chromatic9 - 11 pts
6th=: haitch40, Sach, MazdaPrice, dhandes, Flex0r, pezzarinho17, akmuq - 3 pts

Congratulations to DK for winning Round One of the 2012 competition

Round Two: Malaysia - voting is now open here:

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?p=6911820#post6911820​

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND TWO - RESULT

1st: Touring Mars - 25 pts
2nd=: livemusic, prisonermonkeys - 16 pts
4th: chromatic9 - 12 pts
5th=: DK, Jimlaad43, Omnis - 8 pts
8th: FCB-Rizla-TML - 4 pts
9th: tribolik - 2 pts

Winning Entry

Mechanic: So how is the HRT this weekend?
NK: Well, my nipples are a bit swollen, and I've had a bit of trouble with...
Mechanic: I meant the car, Narain... how's the bloody car?!​

Standings (after Round Two)

1st: DK - 33 pts •
2nd: Touring Mars - 25 pts •
3rd: chromatic9 - 23 pts

4th: Stiggy - 18 pts
5th: tribolik - 17 pts
6th=: livemusic, prisonermonkeys - 16 pts
7th: lemansfanatic - 11 pts
8th=: Jimlaad43, Omnis - 8 pts
10th: FCB-Rizla-TML - 4 pts
11th=: haitch40, Sach, MazdaPrice, dhandes, Flex0r, pezzarinho17, akmuq - 3 pts

2012 Previous Round Winners

Round 1 - DK

Round 2 - Touring Mars

Round Three: China - will follow next Monday​

 

[Lizard]

You have 2011 pictures in the previous winners bit not the winners of past rounds in 2012


Fixed it now your quick.

 

[Furinkazen]

My captions fail. As per usual. Unless its politics.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Only equal sixth?

Wow. I thought I had a real shot at winning.

 

[livemusic]

Woo, podium finish!

 

[BlacqueJacques]

My team is threatening to demote me to GP2 because of may caption performance so far this season

 

[TopGearFTW]

Another DNF for me. Not really surprised, I'll have to up my game.

 

[gorsad]

I have a question, couldn't find the answer in the OP. If I didn't enter the first 2 rounds can I still enter the remaining rounds.

 

[Touring Mars]

I have a question, couldn't find the answer in the OP. If I didn't enter the first 2 rounds can I still enter the remaining rounds.

Yes, absolutely 👍