Fail!!!

[Thiele]

My Mum hit a Kangaroo in my dad's brand new VE SS on his birthday! Smashed the front of the car. Big FAIL there. Oh yes, the joys of driving in Australia.

That sucks. First day you got it? Our Rodeo hit a roo once. I wish we could get a VE SS. A bit better than a $1000 TR Magna. Hopefully we'll be getting a VY soon.

 

[Mad94d]

Hit it on 2nd day. My dad was angry/upset. Then it got hailed on in 2007, almost exactly a year later.

 

[Roo]

Our Rodeo hit a roo once.

Yeah, and it really hurt.

 

[Rykon Zero]

Our Rodeo hit a roo once.

Yeah, and it really hurt.

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

Who can forget Steven Richards hitting that 'roo at Bathurst in 2004?

 

[Diego440]

This isn't really a picture, but more of a story. It's called My Immortal by someone named Tara Gilesbie l].

Good Lord... I haven't had this much fun while reading crap since the last Stephen King book... thanks for the link!

I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

Good Lord... I haven't had this much fun while reading crap since the last Stephen King book... thanks for the link!

Ooooh the irony haha

 

[Diego440]

hey, what can I say

Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked
Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently.

 

[Jay]

...The joy's of driving in Australia, Hey mate..!!

If it's not Emu it's Kangaroo's or Wallabies.

Years ago I was driving through the tight hills one late night (with pace) as I came around a fast sweeper a poor Echidna was on the road

(poor car too)


Ive never seen a wild Echidna until then.

 

[Mad94d]

Who can forget Steven Richards hitting that 'roo at Bathurst in 2004?

I remember that. Smashed the car, roo also smashed too. Such a heavy hit. Only at Bathurst.

 

[Small_Fryz]

hey, what can I say

honestly the intro was enough for me i couldnt type like this if i tried really hard.

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I dcied 2 put diz on my nu akont as fanfc dleted da otha verzon. Diz wuz riten 2 yers ago, wile Reven wuz stll ailv, so i stll hd a gud proredr. So diz stry is detacatd 2 u raven Im sory dat i wuz so men 2 u otha doz yers. im truli sory!!11 Dis isa poam dat iv ritten 4

 

[Diego440]

that's just the intro... the rest of the story is *ahem* readable.

 

[livemusic]

 

[Slick Rick]

Nine inch fails

 

[FoolKiller]

His Ministry of Silly Walks impression is all wrong.

 

[Lucas]

Nine Inch Fails! Can't stop laughing, very good! 👍

 

[Beerz]

How's that a fail?...

 

[Peter]

how did that boat get there?

 

[TB]

how did that boat get there?

I'm guessing penguins.

 

[Icarus25]

I'm guessing penguins.

Just smile and wave boys. Smile and wave.

 

[Solid Lifters]

That's just the best! LMAO!

 

[Peter]

Looks like letting a drunk Lindsay Lohan do your stunt math is what killed the caddy.

 

[wrcsti]

ove how he's starring straight at the cammera. Like if he's saying "FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU".

 

[Jay]

That's just the best! LMAO!

Two Australian cars, Two American cars and one english


Clearly some crappy Australian event.

 

[ferrari_chris]

That's a sweet Torana at the end. I doubt they'd put that there if there was any chance he might hit it...

 

[McLaren]

Good Lord... I haven't had this much fun while reading crap since the last Stephen King book... thanks for the link!

Reading that was like having an eternal hangover that never gets better.

 

[Small_Fryz]

That's a sweet Torana at the end. I doubt they'd put that there if there was any chance he might hit it...

oh my god man! check out my torana!!! its got a droptank for extra 30 litres of power bro! its almost as good as my cuzzies VL turbo bro.. omg you should hear it whistle!!

/wog

 

[Casio]

oh my god man! check out my torana!!! its got a droptank for extra 30 litres of power bro! its almost as good as my cuzzies VL turbo bro.. omg you should hear it whistle!!

/wog

I agree with that except for the Drop tank. Cause droptanks are the ****. I think you're jsut jealous Fryz cause a Torana droptank holds more fuel then your Polo's primary one.

And Torana's are better than VLs.

 

[Beerz]

 

[Alex.]

Just smile and wave boys. Smile and wave.

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