Famous Old Love Sayings

[skicrush]

WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK FOR MEN:

Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.

uh, yeah, MOST smart married men have. Sorry to nit pick, but any married man knows that this is just silly. I can't even count the times it's worked for me. I mean, its about 10 times MORE guaranteed than flowers! Maybe it all changes once you get married....

[edit] Sorry--just noticed how old this was. But it has historically been my ace in the hole! guaranteed to work, every time!!

 

[Max Powers]

"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!" - Homer Simpson

 

[Ten]

"lol butsechs"

 

[Omnis]

"I love you"
"I know."

PIIIIIIIIMMMMPPPPPPPPP.

 

[standard235]

"lol butsechs"

You just keep at it don't you?

 

[Ten]

Keep at what? I've heard it around the 'net a few times, and I find it humorous. Humouros enough that it's my favorite quote for this thread's theme. In short, it makes me giggle. As I'm sure this does to some people -

"If she wont, you better hope her sister will."

 

[standard235]

LOL... You scare me Ten

 

[Ten]

 

[McLaren]

I heard these while listening to Dat Phan.

"I only have eyes for you."
"Your father, I wonder. Does he still steal things? Because I want to know who stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes."

Dat Phan's way:
"I only have 1 eye....And its for you!"
"Your father, I wonder....Does he still things? Because I want to know who stole the stars out of your eyes and put them in your belly."

 

[HondaRacer]

"I love you"
"I know."

PIIIIIIIIMMMMPPPPPPPPP.

Somebody was watching "When Star Wars Ruled The World" on Vh1...

 

[Anderton Prime]

*BUMP (Though not even I am sure why?!)

All I know of love is that love is all there is.

Always it has been that love knows not its own depths until the hour of separation.

 

[exigeracer]

Haven't seen this thread in a long time and I haven't seen this member in a long time.

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"Love is like a snowmobile racing across the frozen tundra. Suddenly you flip over and are pinned underneath.

At night, the ice weasels come"

-Matt Groening

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Couldn't be more funny. Or true.

 

[Duke]

Haven't seen this thread in a long time and I haven't seen this member in a long time.

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"Love is like a snowmobile racing across the frozen tundra. Suddenly you flip over and are pinned underneath.

At night, the ice weasels come"

-Matt Groening

--

Couldn't be more funny. Or true.

Yes! We were reading Life In Hell for years before The Simpsons ever appeared as animated shorts on The Tracy Ullman Show. Binky r0x0rs!

 

[Slicks]

Ooh, I've got this classy gem:

"Take 'er easy... And if she's easy, take 'er twice!"

 

[Anderton Prime]

I haven't seen this member in a long time...

I'm baaaaack...!

 

[superberkut]

"If music be the food of love, play on..." -William Shakespeare, Act 1, Scene 1 of Twelfth Night.

Whoa, DQuaN!

 

[DQuaN]

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Did i go too far?






*removed*


cos i think i did!