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Originally posted by Gil
If at first you don't succeed, try one of her friends, and be an absolute prince.
It'll make the first one green with envy.
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Hmmmm.

She may have spread her evil and villanous thoughts to unsuspecting innocents. Two clangers before New Years would be most inconvenient. :banghead:
 
Is this real "New Year" or your collection of muppets' "New Year"?
 
Originally posted by GilesGuthrie
Is this real "New Year" or your collection of muppets' "New Year"?
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The real New Years.

You saw how drawn out the last episode was, so I think performing any theatrics (should she even have a bud) before the muppets gathering would be a bit out of my capabilities. :O
 
Then go for someone she can't stand. That will make you even more appealing.
She''ll be asking herself "What does that b!tch have that I don't?" (besides Mike)
Women are extremely tough on each other. Introduce a new, younger, prettier female in to a an established group of slightly older, less pretty women and they will torment the new one. Kind of fun to watch sometimes.
Especially as the young one works her way thru all the mean women's menfolk...(for her vengeance).
 
to laugh at an overturned SUV(i tried to tell you its top heavy)

good charlotte is the most UNTALENTED group of individuals ive ever seen

alex trabeck does NOT know
 
Originally posted by spike10h
to laugh at an overturned SUV(i tried to tell you its top heavy)

good charlotte is the most talented group of individuals ive ever seen

alex trabeck does NOT know
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Fatmouse:

Meh

👎 - Who?

:grumpy:

Try again if you so please.
 
my high school doesnt let people go to their lockers from study hall(so no one can get a gun)but they're alowed to go to the potty! my locker is RIGHT NEXT to the potty!

i have to pay $20 for a 25cent round peice of plastic
 

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Originally posted by spike10h my high school doesnt let people go to their lockers from study hall(so no one can get a gun)but they're alowed to go to the potty! my locker is RIGHT NEXT to the potty!
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In order to be safe, then, they should issue each of you a Depends undergarment to wear during class. That way you wouldn't have to leave the classroom. You could pick up a fresh one from your locker between classes and change on your way to the next room.
i have to pay $20 for a 25cent round peice of plastic
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If you are paying $20 for a CD you are shopping in the wrong store, so quit blaming the RIAA. And if you honestly don't understand what goes in to making a record beyond merely pressing CDs and printing cover booklets, I'm going out on a limb and saying Fatmouse is probably not the right place for you.
 
And stop posting a stupid picture in every one of your posts. Unless youlike the way it says: "I'm a wierdo freak."
 
I just thought of another thing all FatMouses might know about.
Does anybody here recognize the acronym BOHICA?
I'll wait till tomorrow to post the answer to this "burning question".

When I do Fatmouse will be "moved".
 
Originally posted by Cobraboy
Well his name is Andrew, and looking at myself I have to admit, all Andrew's are brilliant.

Right?
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Well Andrew from Canada might be smart, but that's the bloke from Canada. Perhaps, maybe, all Andrews but those from New Zealand are smart.

Want me to bring out the MSN conversation?

Come to that, why aren't you on MSN anymore?
 
Originally posted by spike10h
my high school doesnt let people go to their lockers from study hall(so no one can get a gun)but they're alowed to go to the potty! my locker is RIGHT NEXT to the potty!

i have to pay $20 for a 25cent round peice of plastic
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Hmmm. Fatmouse will have to go with :

If you are paying $20 for a CD you are shopping in the wrong store, so quit blaming the RIAA. And if you honestly don't understand what goes in to making a record beyond merely pressing CDs and printing cover booklets, I'm going out on a limb and saying Fatmouse is probably not the right place for you.
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If you were paying $20 for a blank writeable CD, then you may be in business, but $20 for an artists intellectual property of sorts - whilst a pain in the wallet - is insufficient grounds for admittal.

Thus:

👎

See above

👍

You are on your third strike should you wish to reapply.


PS: Andrew appear to be a smart name. Preston sounds smarter though. Antipodean names like Shane, Bruce and Shane are not ones that inspire smartness. Neither does Koos.
 
That's it, someone pass me a 12 iron. I'll put some birdshot into that overweight mouse and end it right now.
 
Originally posted by Ghost C
That's it, someone pass me a 12 iron. I'll put some birdshot into that overweight mouse and end it right now.
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Fatmouse is unmoved and reiterates:

Fatmouse + Ridiculer = Smite

However, he has mercy, as that smiley in your avatar makes him feel all warm and fuzzy. Which he is anyway.
 
Originally posted by Ghost C
Ghost + Fatmouse = Slightly less alive overweight rat
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Please dont try to scare Fatmouse. He doesnt scare. He doesnt care. And doesnt usually backdown from a claw fest.
 
Apparently, I'm supposed to feel hurt and/or ashamed by being put on the ignore list of a guy who's split personality is a common rodent.
 
Vexation
Why do people so vehemently claim that they don't care about something? I mean, take Mr Ghost C above. He's dissing the Portly Rodent, but he still comes here mumping and moaning. Enough already! Don't like the thread? Get out!

Why do people not self-censor these days?
 
Originally posted by GilesGuthrie
mumping and moaning [/B]
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I like that expression! Think I'll try it on a co-worker next time someone accuses me of not filling up the coffee pot.


Brain: No don't do that twerp. They will think you said humping and proceed to prolong an otherwise irritating conversation.

Mike to Brain: Lousy Brain :grumpy:
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
Bend over, here it comes again
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I knew I liked you for a reason.:D
He is wise beyond his years, this Rumply Foreskin.
A BOHICA is a situation where you are just certain you are gonna get screwed over. Probably by someone or something that you fully expected to.
I believe it is the epitome of cynicism.
 
Originally posted by Gil
I knew I liked you for a reason.:D
He is wise beyond his years, this Rumply Foreskin.
A BOHICA is a situation where you are just certain you are gonna get screwed over. Probably by someone or something that you fully expected to.
I believe it is the epitome of cynicism.
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Fatmouse:

Maybe existing members should say whether they want to adopt it as a slogan of sorts.
 
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