Favorite Ebay feedback...

[Flerbizky]

Here's mine, now show me yours :

<Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED.

I know this isn't funny, then again.....

 

[Bahbo]

<Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED.

What did he buy, a cure for cancer?



Complaint: Why leave me negative feedback? You said to add $2 to combine shipping!!

Reply: add the $2 for the second item not just $2 for 2 you were to repay not stiff us

 

[The359]

Here's mine, now show me yours :

<Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED.

I know this isn't funny, then again.....

Nicely taken from Bash.org....

 

[Famine]

http://cgi2.ebay.co.uk/aw-cgi/eBayI...ox&items=25&page=1&frompage=-1&item=-1&de=off - any of them would do just fine.

A few choice ones include:
"+ BUSTY NAKED LESBIAN WARRIOR VAMPIRE SELLER OF DOOM! TERRIFIC! Ebay needs more!
Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: Sorry, my mistake - seller is in fact NOT 'Xena warrior princess'. Apologies."

"+ Ace bayer. A true 'BAY ICON'. In fact I would even say, a '100% RAGING BAYLORD'"

"- No feedback/contact/payment, no ****ing idea, SACKLESS FAT B4STARD BIDDER- AVOID
Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: Wisely, bidders contact details are false, so I'm unable to napalm-gas his home."

"+ Seller successfully convinced me to give up crime - FOREVER."

"+ GREAT supplier of weapons-grade uranium 234. (and dance/house compilation CD's)."

(and five more pages of this stuff....)

 

[Flerbizky]

Nicely taken from Bash.org....

Your point being ?...

 

[tabs]

Hahahaha, where do you dig up this s*** Famine? Good stuff.