Favorite Quotes.

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Whatcha favorite quotes, from any of the games. Although I know all of you already forgot what anyone said in GTA3 and VC, this'll end up as "SA Quotes"

Mine:
"I hope you Cluckin Choke" - Guy from Cluckin Bell

"You hear about that new stuff from Arisol?"
"Yea"
"Keep them undies soft and comfy" - 2 guys on the street.
 
"In jail being on top aint gay" someone on the street
 
"You are as interlectual as a hemeroid" Somone in GTAIII
 
This is a sign

LAS PAYASADAS
home of
"THE BIG PECKER"
worlds largest c*ck​
 
"Look mom, i'm playing with myself!" The game advert (Exorbeo?)

"That's going in my retirement fund" (CJ after taking people's money)

"Whack" (As in "Man, that's whack")
 
"Steroids make your d*** do what?" - Some guy in Grove Street.
"Cluckity ****" - Cluckin' Bell Guy.
"Buster!" - Ryder. I just laugh every time he says it. Dunno why. CJ uses it too.
 
"Where da weed at?" Dude on street.
 
'**** you and your casino!' - CJ after losing at a casino
 
"I hate gravity!" - CJ after i finished a hidden jump.

"If you come back, you're an idiot..." - Cluckin' Bell employee.
 
Triad - 'Boss, take a look at these two chips.'
Woozie - 'One's a fake.'
CJ - 'That's amazing! You didn't even touch them!'
Woozie - 'I took a guess. Why else would he come in here with two chips and sound so worried?'
 
Well this ain't quite a quote, but while walking around the busy beach, someone decided to let one rip, and everyone replied with:''ewww", or "who the f(_)ck was that?"
 
Lol.

"How may I further degrade myself, Sir?" - Cluckin' Bell Guy?
 
Jimmy Enslashay
Lol.

"How may I further degrade myself, Sir?" - Cluckin' Bell Guy?
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Thats the funniest cluckin bell one by far, obviously in reference to there uniforms.
This game is awesome i just find myself walking the streets and cracking up at the stuff people say.
 
"Ever have so much sex you went blind?"

And I love the billboard that reads: "The taste of ... come." You see it after a mission.
 
"Is this your first time?" - When you are having sex with a Prostitute.
"I'll pay for the Sex Change as soon as I can." - Hooker on the street.
 
'technician' ain't gangsta, that's whassup! -OG Loc
 
VCPD: "Don't make me run, I'll get all sweaty!"
CJ: "Did you BUY your license?"
Any mexican calling anyone a "Pendejo" :lol:👍
 
I had a beat up "Glover" (the muscle looking one with different colour panels) and a guy on the streets says

"Your car is ****! ok"
 
Ohh!!! forgot about this one... when you're out with Denise and she says something and CJ goes "This is so interesting, I'm just gonna listen." HAHA!!!! what a crock of bs! I should use that on chicks.
 
And another one that I think is weird is the girls voice "They should put some chairs, out on the street."
 
My latest girlfriend said "A double ender has more uses I find" :lol:


I found another funny sign, I wont post it because it most likely be a spoiler.
 
I was just posting here and i left my game unpaused, while reading a post and noticed carl sings if you leave the game. Its funny. Not really a quote but oh well.
 
"When you take the worst qualities of an elephant and a donkey, you get alot of ****" - Talkshow on WCTR
 
"Are they real? I'm sorry, that-that was rude of me. Will you sleep with me? I'm on the Radio!" - Lazlow!
 
Since I haven't gone out and bought SA yet:

"You're beginning to sound Red... And by that I mean you prefer a hammer and sickle over a hamburger..."
- Congressman Alex Shrub



Alex Shrub: "When we spend less money on services,
more goes to administration salaries and expenses which helps make lives
a lot less difficult for everybody. It's about sharing; Sharing your
taxes out amongst the select few. That's why I worked so hard at
school, so I can reap the rewards now."

Maurice Chavez: "Mmm... I thought you worked hard at school because the other kids laughed at you and called you a square. "

Alex Shrub: "Tha-That's a damn lie! They called me wet fart."

Callum Crayshaw: "They called me 'The Bat' because my voice didn't break until I was 19. "
 
I'm just going to go all out and say, almost any quote from WCTR is hilarious. I love that station.

"I'm not racist. Just careful." - The Wild Traveller.

Though it's not as good as Chatterbox. Nothing will ever be as good as Chatterbox.
 
Have'nt listen to WCTR that much but what i have heard is funny!, especially the Lazlow OG loc interview.
 
So Lazlow is back? Does he say anything abot VRock?
 
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