"My Burgers Sir." Whenever the burger shot chick says it i shoot her, its so annoying.
"..Yeah it is pretty big."
"That's cool homes"
"Oh yeah you wana service it."
"Ok come back to my 'garage' and u can play with my tool."
"Okay ese, later."
"Seeya later vato."
^ i walked down the street and heard that, it was between these 2 latino people, 1 guy n 1 chick
Yeah, I finally heard Lazlo! That is some funny ****. Yeah, Lazlo says he's still stuck in the 80's. The DJ on "The Dust" (DST) says "Hey, whatever happend to LoveFist?"
I can't remember what it say at all cause I've only heard it once, but it's the commercial for some jewlery store. One of the funniest and truest things I've ever heard.
I wish I could go back to "Black Project" mission and listen to what the lady over the emergency mic was saying. It started out like "emergency, this is not a drill" and then went funny.
Hint to it, or bleep it out a lot. I'm sure we can pick u on it.
"I...am Fernando Martinez"
"Go away, I told you...it was only a 1 night stand! Ahh, I think we're going to have to finish up here..." - WCTR - Lonely Hearts Show.
Then he takes over the show, saying Women have no idea about Love. Fernando rules, on every game (except he hosted Emotion on Vice City, and I hated that show, but he ruled as a DJ).
I wish I could go back to "Black Project" mission and listen to what the lady over the emergency mic was saying. It started out like "emergency, this is not a drill" and then went funny.
"Anyone caught stealing alien technology will not be invited on the next employee's outing"
"I'm kicking names and taking ass... no wait...." - Cop in Las Venturas
"There are cultists everywhere friend!" - AmmuNation gun salesman
"The serial numbers all fell off" (something like that anyway) - AmmuNation gun salesman
I can't remember the exact quote but one of the funniest things I've heard so far in the game is the way CJ tells some people who shouldn't be there on one of the Woozie missions in Las Venturas to "**** off". It's just the way he says it so directly and up front. It made me laugh.
"Do you know of the masters curse?"
"Curse?"
"yes, he is blind"
"But we were just street racing the other day?"
"Yes, he is blessed with unbelievable good fortune"
Cesar - "Why you keep asking me that man? I don't know. Where his holiness does his business is his business."
I heard some add on the radio about protecting yourself from burglars:
"The average police response time is 35 minutes. In that time the intruder could do your wife, flip her over and have seconds!" or somethig like that...
I heard some add on the radio about protecting yourself from burglars:
"The average police response time is 35 minutes. In that time the intruder could do your wife, flip her over and have seconds!" or somethig like that...
