Favorite Quotes.

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I've heard a cop say "No cameras to catch me beating the **** outta you!" It was something along the lines of that.
 
Anything Katie Zhan (girlfriend) says when you smash your car is hilarious. She gets turned on by gruesome things.

"You're the worst driver ever...I love it!"
"Hey Carl, have you ever thought of cutting off a limb?"
"Oh, keep going, keep going!" (When you hit something in your car)
 
Famine
My favourite one is for Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts. I can do the butch lesbian voice perfectly and it winds my girlfriend up SO much.

"I like to lick lovingly around the outside, then thrust my tongue through the middle"
"I like to munch it vigourously" (that voice... :D)
"I just love the batter... all over my face"
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That ad is hilarious the first times you hear it. It still gives me a giggle when I'm in a stupid mood.
 
You do? Obviously calling you a Devil, but still that's funny. When people call me that, I'm going to say "Yeah, I was." You can see why in my storyline from the Community. ;)

(I'm a shameless promoter, I know).
 
That familliar quote from the mission where you have to kill Jizzy...

C.J - "Hey, Where did you get that silencer?"

Cesar - "Same place where I get my pants, holmes. This is America."
 
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That familliar quote from the mission where you have to kill Jizzy...

C.J - "Hey, Where did you get that silencer?"

Cesar - "Same place where I get my pants, holmes. This is America."
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I did that mission today.
 
xAkirax2004
That familliar quote from the mission where you have to kill Jizzy...

C.J - "Hey, Where did you get that silencer?"

Cesar - "Same place where I get my pants, holmes. This is America."
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Yeah that made me crack up :lol:
 
Yeah I love that quote.

Toreno: "All you have to do is sneak onto a Military Guarded Cargo Ship, kill a few guys, steal a Military Jet, take out a few things for me...really it's nothing."
 
Yeah, I did that mission the other night, I like the cutscenes with him, really quite funny. That 2nd one you do for him where he's speaking in code is hilarious :lol:
 
Yeah.

Toreno can be funny at times.

CJ: "So what's this job you want me to do?"
Toreno: "Simple. Just go and pick up your brother from the Police Station."
CJ: *Looks at Toreno very suspiciously.*
 
Walking around Los Santos...( by Ds ) some guys walks buy .." Ohhh, here it comesssss..............." and then let out the biggest fart...it was freaking hilarious.

Another guy down the street from there, just ripped a fart, and then says " oh my god, my eyes are watering ), I had to pause the game for like 10 minutes cause I was killing my self laughing !
 
There's a guy with an Indian or Pakistani accent who lets rip an outrageous fart and then says "My ass is stinking!". I keep hearing him in the Las Venturas casinos.


KM.
 
when i blocked some traffic some guy said "I'm too high for this"
 
As CJ was pulling a dude wearing overalls out of his car "Wait! I have cooler in the back!"

Also, when CJ and Catalina were making the getaway on the quadbike, I hit a rock and crashed. Catalina gets up and says "Where the **** did it go?" :lol:
 
Gotta bring this back up but anything the police heli pilots say usually ends up getting me killed cause i laugh so much especially when you're swimming in the water.

Quality Rockstar North, sheer quality, also anyone notice that in the Business Manual you get with the box that VISA is PISH. R* North always getting Scottish traits in somehow. ;)
 
"Back of your neck looks like a pack of hotdogs." -- From those guys that say "I smoke 'cause it gives me knowledge."

You only hear the former one if you're fat enough.
 
"We have a shoot-out in China town, requesting back-up"
"Which Chinatown?"
"The Chinatown in San Fierro moron"

From the police radio...

Blake
 
Sleek Stratos
"Back of your neck looks like a pack of hotdogs." -- From those guys that say "I smoke 'cause it gives me knowledge."

You only hear the former one if you're fat enough.
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Yeah, with a fat CJ you get lots of fun quotes..

When dating, the girl asks CJ in for coffee. CJ: "You got anything to eat too?"

Or driving with Denise when she ask to do a drive-by, CJ's response: "I rather do the Drive-through than a drive-by"

When someone crash into your car: "Oh! I got whiplash!"
:lol:
 
My fav quote was on one of the missions for the Caligula's Casino where you go through that burning building with Rosenburg(is that how you so spell it?)Well anyways, at the cutscene CJ talks to that guy that was stuck to a window and you drove around LS, then man breaks down when he sees CJ and CJ says,"MAN that n**** ****ed up."

I also like the one at Cluckin' Bell. When you go up to order the guy says random things, and my favorite was,"Cluckedy ****" That was the first line I ever heard after the mission, and I just bought the game and the volume was up. I was supprised no one went in my room.
 
When you go steal a car and the guy your jacking says:

"Keep it, it's ****!"

Makes me laff.
 

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